POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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My long and winding dick
That leads to your door

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:48 (seven months ago) link

My dicks flowing out like endless rain into a paper dick
They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe
Pools of my dick, dicks of joy are drifting through my opened mind
Possessing and caressing my dick
Jai guru my, dick
Nothing's gonna change my dick

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:52 (seven months ago) link

You're asking me will my dick grow
I don't know, I don't know
You stick around, now it may show

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:33 (seven months ago) link

He blew my dick out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen my dick before

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:36 (seven months ago) link

It may seem as though we can all do My Dick, but none of us can do My Dick like My Dick does My Dick

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:40 (seven months ago) link

I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased my dick
But you don’t really care for my dick, do yuh?
It goes like this: my dick, my dick
The minor dick and the major dick
The baffled king composing Dickallujah
Dickallujah
Dickallujah

my best wishes to all (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:41 (seven months ago) link

You know my dick my dick
Is on my list
Of the best things in life

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:28 (seven months ago) link

And you could have my dick
My empire of dick.
My dick will let you down.
My dick will make you hurt.
If my dick could start again, a million dicks away, I would keep my dick. My dick would find a way.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:38 (seven months ago) link

Come on skinny dick, what happened here?
Suckle on my dick in light brassiere
My, my, dick, my, my, dick, dick, dick
My dick load is full, so slow on the split

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:44 (seven months ago) link

the part in "dancing in my dick" where you'd expect him to go "wanna change my dick, my hair, my face" but just goes "wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick" gets me everytime.

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, March 18, 2023 9:43 AM (five months ago)

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:47 (seven months ago) link

really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it

dog latin otm

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:51 (seven months ago) link

Only the real my dick understands its craft and the subtleties in its work and that’s why we need a followup.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:05 (seven months ago) link

But yeah I agree the funniest parts are when he ruins the natural rhymes by placing my dick awkwardly out of place or in places you wouldn’t expect it.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:11 (seven months ago) link

even with that, i respect the careful craftsmanship and subtleties it takes to place my dick in the right place

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:22 (seven months ago) link

It comes down to this
Your dick
Your dick
And the dick
It gets under my dick
Within
Take in
The extent of my dick


I would have gone with
Your dick
My dick
And my dick
It gets under my dick

Definitely “the extent of my dick” is a keeper

sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:03 (seven months ago) link

I put my hand upon my dick
When I dick you dick we dick

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:05 (seven months ago) link

_ really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it_


This is really something that should get discussed more by ilxors with dicks tbrr

sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:07 (seven months ago) link

I'd like to teach my dick to sing

Mark G, Thursday, 14 September 2023 09:07 (seven months ago) link

It's a beautiful dick
Sky falls, you feel my dick
It's a beautiful dick
Don't let it get away

Touch me
Take my dick to that other place
Teach my dick
I know my dick's not a hopeless case

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 14 September 2023 18:29 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Which is better?

Happy birthday my dick

Or

Happy my dick to you

Or

My Dick Birthday to you

Or

Happy Birth My Dick you

Or

My dick My dick to you

Or
?

sarahell, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:27 (six months ago) link

happy dick day to you

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:30 (six months ago) link

It was all a dream
I used to read My Dick magazine

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:04 (six months ago) link

Remember Rappin' Dick? duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought my dick would take it this far

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:29 (six months ago) link

Happy birthday my dick

Hey... It actually is my birthday and therefore my dick brithday too

...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Thursday, 5 October 2023 00:35 (six months ago) link

My dick My dick to you

Obvious winner here.

dig latin we have the same birthday, cheers

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:31 (six months ago) link

Cecilia, you're breaking my dick

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:46 (six months ago) link

Happy my dick day, table!

...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:50 (six months ago) link

I've got so much dick
The bees envy me
I've got a sweeter dick
Than my dick in the trees
Well, I guess you'd say
What can make my dick this way
My dick, my dick, my dick
Talkin' 'bout my dick
My dick

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 7 October 2023 03:50 (six months ago) link


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