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I don't even own-a my dick

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:03 (seven months ago) link

the mydick guy

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:16 (seven months ago) link

^has the mydick touch

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:23 (seven months ago) link

for tragedy linked to gold id check out the epl league man

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:29 (seven months ago) link

Lmao

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 September 2023 14:12 (seven months ago) link

It’s actually completely irrelevant and centers yourself rather than the actual issue

brimstead, Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:56 (seven months ago) link

can we do Dave Marsh next?

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Saturday, 16 September 2023 23:30 (seven months ago) link

Neither engage nor encourage

omar little, Sunday, 17 September 2023 14:03 (seven months ago) link

evergreen advice

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 17 September 2023 18:05 (seven months ago) link

Seconded

The Thin, Wild Mercury Rising (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 September 2023 18:54 (seven months ago) link

Pavement: Edible or Not

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 18 September 2023 17:21 (seven months ago) link

when you find an old thread perfect to discuss the thing you want to discuss, rather than having to start a new thread, and it begins with a fairly offensive first post, so nah.....

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 September 2023 17:36 (seven months ago) link

This is a much different place than it was 20 years ago, that's for sure.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 September 2023 17:52 (seven months ago) link

The whole internet is a different place than 20 years ago.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:03 (seven months ago) link

Sure, but this is a single site that has, apparently, maintained its essential infrastructure while almost completely replacing its cast of characters.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:04 (seven months ago) link

Board lawyers (boring arseholes) insist you start an old thread rather than a new one and posts links to old ones.

Only problem is that people then respond to the og post than the revive

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:19 (seven months ago) link

xp that’s good though. Places can calcify. Sometimes you read a thread from twenty or even ten years ago and it’s pretty awful reading, you know? People also are too beholden to stuff like not bumping old threads out of respect for discussions for twenty years ago; and honestly? Who cares.

ydkb (gyac), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:40 (seven months ago) link

Some old threads are best left unopened imo

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:47 (seven months ago) link

you can usually guess who and what 00s ILM is going to be repulsive about and how so it would be nice to have new threads as a general rule in those cases unless someone is actually willing to go through and delete the worst offenders

Left, Monday, 18 September 2023 19:06 (seven months ago) link

even if the bad stuff is 20 years old and the current discussion is totally unrelated it's still a drag to see it at the top all the time and I'm sure it discourages many people from engaging more (which was the point at the time ofc)

Left, Monday, 18 September 2023 19:13 (seven months ago) link

Always go for a revive but I'm an old timer.

You can see how attitudes have changed (often for the better), while the world has gotten better (oh wait). It's a nice archive to be read by the people who will replace us (aliens).

xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 September 2023 19:26 (seven months ago) link

My money is on cockroaches

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:28 (seven months ago) link

Sure, but this is a single site that has, apparently, maintained its essential infrastructure while almost completely replacing its cast of characters.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux)

even the essential infrastructure is a bit of a myth... the first time ilxors were referred to as "time lords" wasn't until seven years into the board's history, for instance.

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:31 (seven months ago) link

I've never heard that term until now lol

I dunno, it seems like at one time there were a lot more self-important assholes who expressed "controversial" opinions for the sake of stirring shit. I might be wrong, though.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:35 (seven months ago) link

opinion writers: i know, i know, every opinion i've ever had was a giant piece of shit. but let me continue to be paid more than you will ever earn to grow and reflect on this experience of my abject shittiness

budo jeru, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 14:36 (seven months ago) link

too bad he's a million years old and sounds like shit

I Wanna Find an ILXor That'll Flag My Last Post Till I Have To Go (WmC), Friday, 22 September 2023 14:54 (seven months ago) link

What about Biden?

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 September 2023 15:03 (seven months ago) link

also a million but smart enough not to tour

I Wanna Find an ILXor That'll Flag My Last Post Till I Have To Go (WmC), Friday, 22 September 2023 15:33 (seven months ago) link

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 September 2023 15:34 (seven months ago) link

I will respect the spirit of the thread, but I am experiencing physical pain restraining myself from pointing out what's bad about some of these improvements. Please, someone, give me a cookie

rob, Friday, 22 September 2023 15:58 (seven months ago) link

rest assured, we aren't blind to the bad parts

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:11 (seven months ago) link

oh I know! in fact I'd written a whole thing about knowing that but deleted it (I guess it should've gone on the second second thoughts thread). to the extent I even have a point, I guess it is: I struggle to KIP lol

rob, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:15 (seven months ago) link

That thread is fine & has some interesting comments. That Viking thread needs to be shot into the sun. It’s so fucking laboured.

ydkb (gyac), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:25 (seven months ago) link

Oh here we go

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:28 (seven months ago) link

I hope that my posts made your eyes roll so hard you got dizzy

Evan, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:29 (seven months ago) link

ok, i'll come clean, i have no idea what KIP stands for ..

mark e, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:51 (seven months ago) link

Knowledge Is Power?
Kissing In Public?

StanM, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:53 (seven months ago) link

Keep it perverted?

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:54 (seven months ago) link

Knee-deep in Poop

beard papa, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:55 (seven months ago) link

(that was my post I had second thoughts about posting, so put it here)

beard papa, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:55 (seven months ago) link

killed in the course of posting

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:56 (seven months ago) link

ahh of course its Killer Indie Pop

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:57 (seven months ago) link

ooh, i think i have figured it out.
which means i get robs post now.
carry on.

mark e, Friday, 22 September 2023 17:08 (seven months ago) link

There are lots of places to complain about shit - like, basically, every other thread

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:18 (seven months ago) link

Isn't "kip" a word in itself?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:18 (seven months ago) link

Yeah it means either to sleep or a shithole

ydkb (gyac), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:21 (seven months ago) link

Like a literal shithole or just a crummy place?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:25 (seven months ago) link

The latter, though tbh I’m not sure about the etymology

ydkb (gyac), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:26 (seven months ago) link

In Scotland a 'cowp' is a shithole

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:36 (seven months ago) link

"Kip" also means bed - which is Scottish. "Kip" as shithole is Irish.

I Left My Harp In Sam Frank's Disco (Tom D.), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:42 (seven months ago) link


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