lmao the celebrity cameo in this one
Elon Musk revisiting an idea apparently floated privately in the past -- charging *everyone* to use Twitter. A lower tier than premium. "We’ve moving to a small monthly payment for use of the X system," he just told Benjamin Netanyahu, saying it's only way to stamp out bots.— Dave Lee (@DaveLeeBBG) September 18, 2023
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 September 2023 17:36 (seven months ago) link
Netayahu just flew here to the Bay Area to meet with Elon, for god knows what
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 18 September 2023 17:43 (seven months ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/be/Soldier_with_Bazooka_M1.jpg/600px-Soldier_with_Bazooka_M1.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 September 2023 17:44 (seven months ago) link
benjamin net and yahoo
― ciderpress, Monday, 18 September 2023 17:48 (seven months ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 September 2023 17:52 (seven months ago) link
Elon destroying the bots like Howard Hughes killing all the germs in his apartment
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 18 September 2023 17:56 (seven months ago) link
Absolutely not paying for social media.
But he hasn't killed the block function so...seeing is believing.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 September 2023 18:36 (seven months ago) link
Yeah and surely any remaining ad revenue would be decimated
― groovypanda, Monday, 18 September 2023 19:11 (seven months ago) link
50 cents per post$2 if you want anyone to see your post$5 for a racist post$10 if you want Elon to call your post interesting
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:20 (seven months ago) link
$50 if you wanna have Elon's baby
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:21 (seven months ago) link
there is little to no reason to believe anything this guy says about anything he intends to do
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:21 (seven months ago) link
Trying to implement significant changes would probably break the app too.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 September 2023 19:36 (seven months ago) link
I'm still waiting for him to rescue those Thai kids with a pedo-proof submarine.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 September 2023 19:40 (seven months ago) link
Musk told the Israeli prime minister that with 100m-200m posts on X in a day, “some of those are gonna be bad”Musk when asked about his own posts
― nashwan, Monday, 18 September 2023 19:55 (seven months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xccaLNJli6U
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 September 2023 20:01 (seven months ago) link
charging every user would at least solve the problems they created when they halved the capacity of the backend by shutting down the sacramento datacenter.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 18 September 2023 20:06 (seven months ago) link
yeah lol
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 September 2023 20:40 (seven months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F6WFS4uWAAMf1Ci?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 September 2023 23:34 (seven months ago) link
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, September 18, 2023 2:21 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
He’s actually implemented a lot of his dumb Twitter ideas though
― frogbs, Monday, 18 September 2023 23:36 (seven months ago) link
https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/33d5ded2-374d-43c6-92c6-b04bbfc47953/42008985.jpg?size=pdhism
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 September 2023 23:47 (seven months ago) link
Netanyahoo just came to check out the new DeLorean
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 18 September 2023 23:48 (seven months ago) link
since he's implemented every other bad idea he's had i'm gonna start trying to actually use bluesky this time around, i've got some spare invites so dm if you still need one buddies https://t.co/MHUQgB94AO— Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) (@ashleyfeinberg) September 18, 2023
Gotta give Elon credit where it's due: this is a very funny own https://t.co/W5YP31htXQ— Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) (@ashleyfeinberg) September 19, 2023
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 01:12 (seven months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F6kTJyVWQAEzCyw?format=jpg&name=large
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:49 (seven months ago) link
isaacson writes that this was a masterful gambit sir
― mark s, Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:54 (seven months ago) link
Tell me you're in a cult without telling me you're in a cult.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 21 September 2023 18:01 (seven months ago) link
It will be interesting to watch Musk's 900 children battle each other to become God-King
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 September 2023 18:08 (seven months ago) link
I'm imagining Grimes commanding an army like Alexander the Great's mother
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 September 2023 18:09 (seven months ago) link
i find elon's approach to fatherhood to be disgusting.
― treeship., Thursday, 21 September 2023 18:10 (seven months ago) link
His office mini-fridge must be a real horror show.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 September 2023 18:25 (seven months ago) link
but it was the inspiration for the cyber truck
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 September 2023 18:26 (seven months ago) link
He also keeps the horse embryos in there so he can thaw them out and exchange them for handjobs
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 September 2023 18:38 (seven months ago) link
what an absolute fckn spanker
(à propos of nothing, it just rose unbidden to my fingertips)
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 21 September 2023 22:50 (seven months ago) link
Add in his followers as "tarnished" and we got a plot for Elden Ring 2
― octobeard, Thursday, 21 September 2023 23:23 (seven months ago) link
ay, at one point in this spiral grimes has a comment like "i don't expect normal people to understand" and you know what?
― you need magical thinking ay my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 September 2023 23:28 (seven months ago) link
Elon Ring 2
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 22 September 2023 01:36 (seven months ago) link
His office mini-fridge must be a real horror show.but it was the inspiration for the cyber truck
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 22 September 2023 02:23 (seven months ago) link
Elmo is certainly starting to gain the lumpen potatoey countenance of Mohg.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 22 September 2023 04:49 (seven months ago) link
this dude is so hopelessly pathetic
That was fast pic.twitter.com/ztYxN53P6Z— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) September 23, 2023
― frogbs, Saturday, 23 September 2023 04:29 (seven months ago) link
what a dork
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 September 2023 04:50 (seven months ago) link
What a fucking dork. Both of them.https://davekarpf.substack.com/p/elon-musk-and-the-infinite-rebuy
There’s a scene in Walter Isaacson’s new biography of Elon Musk that unintentionally captures the essence of the book:-----"Levchin was at a friend’s bachelor pad hanging out with Musk. Some people were playing a high-stakes game of Texas Hold ‘Em. Although Musk was not a card player, he pulled up to the table. “There were all these nerds and sharpsters who were good at memorizing cards and calculating odds,” Levchin says. “Elon just proceeded to go all in on every hand and lose. Then he would buy more chips and double down. Eventually, after losing many hands, he went all in and won. Then he said “Right, fine, I’m done.” It would be a theme in his life: avoid taking chips off the table; keep risking them.-----That would turn out to be a good strategy. (page 86)There are a couple ways you can read this scene. One is that Musk is an aggressive risk-taker who defies convention, blazes his own path, and routinely proves his doubters wrong.The other is that Elon Musk sucks at poker. But he has access to so much capital that he can keep rebuying until he scores a win.Isaacson, our narrator, doesn’t grasp the difference. He doesn’t understand poker well enough to recognize Musk as the grandstanding sucker at the table. So he portrays Musk’s complete lack of impulse control as a brilliant, identity-defining strategic ploy. (If you go all-in and lose six times, then go all-in a seventh time and win, then you’re still down five buy-ins.)
-----"Levchin was at a friend’s bachelor pad hanging out with Musk. Some people were playing a high-stakes game of Texas Hold ‘Em. Although Musk was not a card player, he pulled up to the table. “There were all these nerds and sharpsters who were good at memorizing cards and calculating odds,” Levchin says. “Elon just proceeded to go all in on every hand and lose. Then he would buy more chips and double down. Eventually, after losing many hands, he went all in and won. Then he said “Right, fine, I’m done.” It would be a theme in his life: avoid taking chips off the table; keep risking them.-----
That would turn out to be a good strategy. (page 86)
There are a couple ways you can read this scene. One is that Musk is an aggressive risk-taker who defies convention, blazes his own path, and routinely proves his doubters wrong.
The other is that Elon Musk sucks at poker. But he has access to so much capital that he can keep rebuying until he scores a win.
Isaacson, our narrator, doesn’t grasp the difference. He doesn’t understand poker well enough to recognize Musk as the grandstanding sucker at the table. So he portrays Musk’s complete lack of impulse control as a brilliant, identity-defining strategic ploy. (If you go all-in and lose six times, then go all-in a seventh time and win, then you’re still down five buy-ins.)
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 25 September 2023 20:54 (seven months ago) link
if he really is just shoving every single hand you can't even say he "sucks at poker". he's not even playing the game. just mindlessly gambling at a huge disadvantage. and if he left right after doubling up which is the point where you can actually make people nervous that's even dumber.
― frogbs, Monday, 25 September 2023 21:15 (seven months ago) link
needs a 'game theory' tweet rn
― 龜, Monday, 25 September 2023 21:16 (seven months ago) link
elon played hold 'em as a child but found it too simple to be useful in real life: a mere 2 personal cards, no random map or spawn position, only 10 players, etc.
omaha hi-lo addresses these limitations
― Clay, Monday, 25 September 2023 21:32 (seven months ago) link
that story makes no sense you cant just double down in poker the most you can win in a hand is the amount your opponents have and you need their cooperation for that they can just fold
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 September 2023 21:39 (seven months ago) link
also memorizing cards has no value in hold em the only cards you see are the ones youll be able to see the whole hand
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 September 2023 21:42 (seven months ago) link
i mean you could go all in every hand but you will probably lose
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 September 2023 21:45 (seven months ago) link
well I've heard of home games where you can buy in up to the biggest stack but something tells me the author here doesn't know anything about poker or gambling either and is using the term "double down" incorrectly. I kinda have doubts he's just shoving every hand but I can totally see him getting all-in with the worst of it over and over again
― frogbs, Monday, 25 September 2023 22:30 (seven months ago) link
Lose five hands, win one, declare victory.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 25 September 2023 22:31 (seven months ago) link
you miss 100% of the hands you don't go all-in on
― symsymsym, Monday, 25 September 2023 22:43 (seven months ago) link
i could see him shoving every time to show that he doesnt care about being good at poker which he obviously does
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 September 2023 22:59 (seven months ago) link