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Always go for a revive but I'm an old timer.

You can see how attitudes have changed (often for the better), while the world has gotten better (oh wait). It's a nice archive to be read by the people who will replace us (aliens).

xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 September 2023 19:26 (seven months ago) link

My money is on cockroaches

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:28 (seven months ago) link

Sure, but this is a single site that has, apparently, maintained its essential infrastructure while almost completely replacing its cast of characters.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux)

even the essential infrastructure is a bit of a myth... the first time ilxors were referred to as "time lords" wasn't until seven years into the board's history, for instance.

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:31 (seven months ago) link

I've never heard that term until now lol

I dunno, it seems like at one time there were a lot more self-important assholes who expressed "controversial" opinions for the sake of stirring shit. I might be wrong, though.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:35 (seven months ago) link

opinion writers: i know, i know, every opinion i've ever had was a giant piece of shit. but let me continue to be paid more than you will ever earn to grow and reflect on this experience of my abject shittiness

budo jeru, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 14:36 (seven months ago) link

too bad he's a million years old and sounds like shit

I Wanna Find an ILXor That'll Flag My Last Post Till I Have To Go (WmC), Friday, 22 September 2023 14:54 (seven months ago) link

What about Biden?

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 September 2023 15:03 (seven months ago) link

also a million but smart enough not to tour

I Wanna Find an ILXor That'll Flag My Last Post Till I Have To Go (WmC), Friday, 22 September 2023 15:33 (seven months ago) link

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 September 2023 15:34 (seven months ago) link

I will respect the spirit of the thread, but I am experiencing physical pain restraining myself from pointing out what's bad about some of these improvements. Please, someone, give me a cookie

rob, Friday, 22 September 2023 15:58 (seven months ago) link

rest assured, we aren't blind to the bad parts

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:11 (seven months ago) link

oh I know! in fact I'd written a whole thing about knowing that but deleted it (I guess it should've gone on the second second thoughts thread). to the extent I even have a point, I guess it is: I struggle to KIP lol

rob, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:15 (seven months ago) link

That thread is fine & has some interesting comments. That Viking thread needs to be shot into the sun. It’s so fucking laboured.

ydkb (gyac), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:25 (seven months ago) link

Oh here we go

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:28 (seven months ago) link

I hope that my posts made your eyes roll so hard you got dizzy

Evan, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:29 (seven months ago) link

ok, i'll come clean, i have no idea what KIP stands for ..

mark e, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:51 (seven months ago) link

Knowledge Is Power?
Kissing In Public?

StanM, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:53 (seven months ago) link

Keep it perverted?

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:54 (seven months ago) link

Knee-deep in Poop

beard papa, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:55 (seven months ago) link

(that was my post I had second thoughts about posting, so put it here)

beard papa, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:55 (seven months ago) link

killed in the course of posting

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:56 (seven months ago) link

ahh of course its Killer Indie Pop

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:57 (seven months ago) link

ooh, i think i have figured it out.
which means i get robs post now.
carry on.

mark e, Friday, 22 September 2023 17:08 (seven months ago) link

There are lots of places to complain about shit - like, basically, every other thread

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:18 (seven months ago) link

Isn't "kip" a word in itself?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:18 (seven months ago) link

Yeah it means either to sleep or a shithole

ydkb (gyac), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:21 (seven months ago) link

Like a literal shithole or just a crummy place?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:25 (seven months ago) link

The latter, though tbh I’m not sure about the etymology

ydkb (gyac), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:26 (seven months ago) link

In Scotland a 'cowp' is a shithole

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:36 (seven months ago) link

"Kip" also means bed - which is Scottish. "Kip" as shithole is Irish.

I Left My Harp In Sam Frank's Disco (Tom D.), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:42 (seven months ago) link

"Scratcher" also means bed in Scotland.

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:51 (seven months ago) link

as does "wanking chariot"

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:51 (seven months ago) link

As I get older, I feel more and more that I am in liminal time.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:53 (seven months ago) link

Kip is also the Dutch word for chicken.

StanM, Friday, 22 September 2023 19:22 (seven months ago) link

Don't forget "funnyman" Kip Addotta.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 22 September 2023 19:38 (seven months ago) link

Kip Winger definitely stands for shithole

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 19:39 (seven months ago) link

They didn't curse me for nothin'

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 29 September 2023 21:48 (seven months ago) link

so you used that slur intentionally? I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt

rob, Friday, 29 September 2023 21:50 (seven months ago) link

my fave song that mentions kip winger is by harvey danger:

"I went to see Kip Winger!
He said, "In my day we knew how to party; bands today, c'mon, not hardly."
He had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo)
He said, "The metal scene is a disgrace
But I ain't got no dog in that race!"

scott seward, Friday, 29 September 2023 22:17 (seven months ago) link

Good heavens how do you folks keep track of all the opinion writers out there and instantly know who is bad vs. good vs. okay

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 2 October 2023 12:37 (seven months ago) link

Google [writer name] "Irag war"

kirsten gilla band (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 2 October 2023 16:20 (seven months ago) link

*Iraq

kirsten gilla band (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 2 October 2023 16:20 (seven months ago) link

They’re all bad.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:01 (seven months ago) link

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/515XYLLFUkL.jpg

read-only (unperson), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 14:18 (seven months ago) link

Wasn't he in a band with Steve Sill and Graham "Cracker" Nast?

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 15:17 (seven months ago) link

"odd form of group think morality" is one way to frame it. the other, more accurate way might be "rightfully called out for a shitty post".

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:10 (seven months ago) link

i'm gonna exoticize you so hard .... still a gem after all these years ... <3 u roxymuzak

sarahell, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:09 (seven months ago) link

spoken in the voice of Buffalo Bill

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:17 (seven months ago) link

can't believe nobody's mentioned insane clown posse

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 19:37 (seven months ago) link

Imago, we told the two people who were ruining the vibe on that Cardiacs Discord server you just mentioned to fuck off (and they didn't thank us in the end). So, could you come back now? Everyone misses you.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 19:45 (seven months ago) link


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