Twitter C/D

Repping that hard for video game shit is inherently uncool.

I will concede that the Fido Dido shirt is cool tho

Whatever grandpa

Repping that hard for video game shit is inherently uncool.

correct. if what you want to seem cool for is… this.

Real ones know Fido Dido had a video game too.

Akercocke has had, like, fifteen members. I guess things just got too extreme for most of those dudes.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink

They look like a bunch of 1930s Conservative party club members who like appeasement with fascists. How is this a good look?

they look like inception cosplay tbqh

They're undercover.

Vampire: The Masquerade LARPers.

I remember playing a cool spot game

decemberists heel turn

Based off their current promo image on Metal Archives, Akercocke has taken a page from the Tomb Mold aesthetic look book and gotten a lot more casual in how they present themselves in press photos. Though I guess they are all at least clad in black and one guy has a bullet belt.
https://www.metal-archives.com/images/2/7/0/7/2707_photo.jpg

in all fairness, it's really hard to take a good band pic. it's possible that literally no good band pics exist (except for the tomb mold one).

that pic looks like they've shopped them in individually so hey

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F6f25ngWEAAjiiD?format=jpg&name=small

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DuVSZmKWsAYJuU1.jpg

Please clappost.

"You know . . . I am considered dateable by female singers . . ."

“You and I should date. You’re America’s sweetheart, and I’m the world’s richest man. People will love it."

We understand from @TuckerCarlson team that there are technical difficulties as soon as they’re resolved the interview will post tonight.

— Attorney General Ken Paxton (@KenPaxtonTX) September 20, 2023

that pic looks like they've shopped them in individually so hey

― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, September 20, 2023 12:45 PM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah def, very uncanny look

(bar bill: $66. food bill: $12. tip: $0 N Y Times expense account) https://t.co/ZcmHOKuPIi

— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) September 21, 2023

🐦[(bar bill: $66. food bill: $12. tip: $0 N Y Times expense account) https://t.co/ZcmHOKuPIi🕸
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) September 21, 2023🕸]🐦

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

this disgusting meal cost me $7.98, the food was awful & there wasn't nearly enough of it which is why Biden is so unpopular. https://t.co/ZcmHOKuPIi pic.twitter.com/5xtol5OJU9

— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) September 21, 2023

i recommended the avocado toast but youre such a mid boomer pos brah what did wenner have *trips on dropped mic*

lol jco-- her cat appears to be puking too, what an actor

Dude is being roasted in the proposed community note https://t.co/qK9zcg6tdP pic.twitter.com/Fds4GsU3XT

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 21, 2023

that's what happens when you're not used to anyone fact-checking your work

i know it seems implausible but i would like to allow for the possibility that david brooks is making a joke

whenever i have that meal at an airport with 5 drings it's more than $78 so i blieved him

xpost That's my reaction to most of his writing.

huh here we go:

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i just wanna salute the magic of JCO, when she's on, she's on

Today I'm getting tweets without any actual text in them, and instead of having a timestamp reading 5h or whatever it says 31 Dec 69

yea I don't really check the site anymore but I'll follow through on stuff posted here and indeed site seems to be on the fritz again

xp not Apr 20?

someone please give JCO a blusky invite

it says 31 Dec 69

― dell (del), Thursday, September 21, 2023 10:23 AM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

hell yeah thats the epoch baby

i love epoch time

lmao someone on bsky shared that JCO "N Y Times expense account" post with "you wanna see a dead body".

shoutout to whichever twitter employee snuck two tweets dunking on twitter and elon into their new ad https://t.co/Qu7vJR0dSN pic.twitter.com/bbQOmEF4EX

— Molly White (@molly0xFFF) September 21, 2023

haha oh dear

haaa

also that add is insanely bad

did linda make it herself

hahahahaha

looks like it was in-house pic.twitter.com/ONv7oJO9gw

— Molly White (@molly0xFFF) September 21, 2023

rip ted

suicide by promo video

amazing work