“You and I should date. You’re America’s sweetheart, and I’m the world’s richest man. People will love it."
― Look closely, that is all. (doo dah), Thursday, 21 September 2023 00:14 (seven months ago) link
We understand from @TuckerCarlson team that there are technical difficulties as soon as they’re resolved the interview will post tonight.— Attorney General Ken Paxton (@KenPaxtonTX) September 20, 2023
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 September 2023 01:56 (seven months ago) link
that pic looks like they've shopped them in individually so hey
― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, September 20, 2023 12:45 PM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
yeah def, very uncanny look
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 September 2023 02:29 (seven months ago) link
(bar bill: $66. food bill: $12. tip: $0 N Y Times expense account) https://t.co/ZcmHOKuPIi— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) September 21, 2023
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 21 September 2023 11:54 (seven months ago) link
🐦[(bar bill: $66. food bill: $12. tip: $0 N Y Times expense account) https://t.co/ZcmHOKuPIi🕸— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) September 21, 2023🕸]🐦
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 21 September 2023 12:04 (seven months ago) link
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 September 2023 12:09 (seven months ago) link
this disgusting meal cost me $7.98, the food was awful & there wasn't nearly enough of it which is why Biden is so unpopular. https://t.co/ZcmHOKuPIi pic.twitter.com/5xtol5OJU9— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) September 21, 2023
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 21 September 2023 12:14 (seven months ago) link
i recommended the avocado toast but youre such a mid boomer pos brah what did wenner have *trips on dropped mic*
― you need magical thinking ay my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 September 2023 13:28 (seven months ago) link
lol jco-- her cat appears to be puking too, what an actor
― you need magical thinking ay my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 September 2023 13:30 (seven months ago) link
Dude is being roasted in the proposed community note https://t.co/qK9zcg6tdP pic.twitter.com/Fds4GsU3XT— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 21, 2023
― Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book (stevie), Thursday, 21 September 2023 13:38 (seven months ago) link
that's what happens when you're not used to anyone fact-checking your work
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 21 September 2023 13:52 (seven months ago) link
i know it seems implausible but i would like to allow for the possibility that david brooks is making a joke
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 September 2023 14:01 (seven months ago) link
whenever i have that meal at an airport with 5 drings it's more than $78 so i blieved him
― you need magical thinking ay my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 September 2023 14:05 (seven months ago) link
xpost That's my reaction to most of his writing.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 September 2023 14:07 (seven months ago) link
huh here we go:
bsky-social-ux6ym-yh6wc
― you need magical thinking ay my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 September 2023 14:11 (seven months ago) link
i just wanna salute the magic of JCO, when she's on, she's on
― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 September 2023 14:22 (seven months ago) link
Today I'm getting tweets without any actual text in them, and instead of having a timestamp reading 5h or whatever it says 31 Dec 69
― dell (del), Thursday, 21 September 2023 14:23 (seven months ago) link
yea I don't really check the site anymore but I'll follow through on stuff posted here and indeed site seems to be on the fritz again
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 September 2023 14:24 (seven months ago) link
xp not Apr 20?
― jaymc, Thursday, 21 September 2023 14:25 (seven months ago) link
someone please give JCO a blusky invite
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 21 September 2023 14:29 (seven months ago) link
it says 31 Dec 69
― dell (del), Thursday, September 21, 2023 10:23 AM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
hell yeah thats the epoch baby
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 September 2023 14:52 (seven months ago) link
i love epoch time
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 September 2023 14:54 (seven months ago) link
lmao someone on bsky shared that JCO "N Y Times expense account" post with "you wanna see a dead body".
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 September 2023 15:00 (seven months ago) link
shoutout to whichever twitter employee snuck two tweets dunking on twitter and elon into their new ad https://t.co/Qu7vJR0dSN pic.twitter.com/bbQOmEF4EX— Molly White (@molly0xFFF) September 21, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 21 September 2023 15:13 (seven months ago) link
haha oh dear
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 September 2023 15:16 (seven months ago) link
haaa
also that add is insanely bad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 September 2023 15:17 (seven months ago) link
did linda make it herself
hahahahaha
― the new drip king (DJP), Thursday, 21 September 2023 15:19 (seven months ago) link
looks like it was in-house pic.twitter.com/ONv7oJO9gw— Molly White (@molly0xFFF) September 21, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 September 2023 15:19 (seven months ago) link
rip ted
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 September 2023 15:20 (seven months ago) link
suicide by promo video
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 September 2023 15:22 (seven months ago) link
amazing work
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 21 September 2023 15:23 (seven months ago) link
Baylor eww
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 21 September 2023 15:37 (seven months ago) link
https://x.com/tedvid/status/1704665553397330262?s=20lmao
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 21 September 2023 15:49 (seven months ago) link
he seems pretty basic and unlikely to be the source of the burn tweets in the vid
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 September 2023 15:57 (seven months ago) link
someone he tagged knows
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 21 September 2023 16:06 (seven months ago) link
based on their timelines miho12 def the top suspect
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 September 2023 16:10 (seven months ago) link
linda deleted her tweet, so at least she reads the replies
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 September 2023 16:16 (seven months ago) link
Twitter's last remaining user
― Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book (stevie), Thursday, 21 September 2023 16:38 (seven months ago) link
New York Times Pitchbot@DougJBalloonIn this Ohio town, it was a tradition: early mass, softball game in the park, then over to the airport for burgers, fries, and double scotch rocks. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
― brownie, Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:08 (seven months ago) link
It does seem apt that X's shiny new advert promoting the platform includes a conversation in which notorious antisemite, Bobby Fischer, is mentioned... https://t.co/RScgNO4GAj pic.twitter.com/fMFp1QZQJ4— Danny Morris (@DannyMMorris) September 21, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:08 (seven months ago) link
good job good effort
Why are there three "n"s???? pic.twitter.com/f0brWhvCXk— Johner Riehl 🦓 (@johnerriehl) September 21, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:10 (seven months ago) link
Elon’s probably a No Nut November guy
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:12 (seven months ago) link
The extra 'n' is for extra Nazis!
― nickn, Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:40 (seven months ago) link
If Twitter did a No Nazi November all the blue checks would disappear
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:43 (seven months ago) link
aah Nitter is not working today
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 21 September 2023 18:18 (seven months ago) link
the tweets on that advert were maybe just from the guy's personal feed and he maybe didn't notice because he was given all of 4 hours to make it as companies run by guys like Elon tend to do
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 September 2023 20:52 (seven months ago) link
BTW, that airport BBQ place responded to Brooks on Facebook:
Looks like someone was knocking back some serious drinks - Bar tab was almost 80% and he's complaining about the cost of his meal 🤔 keep drinking buddy - we get paid off everything.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:53 (seven months ago) link
I kind of admire that Brooks just left the tweet up and didn’t comment
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 September 2023 23:13 (seven months ago) link
There's nothing to admire about it; he's a persistent dumbass whose only survival strategy is knowing that if he admits he's ever wrong about something the rest falls in a house of cards. For all the Obama-starry-eyed moves of his once, he's more exactly like Trump.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 September 2023 23:22 (seven months ago) link