Elon Musk

It will be interesting to watch Musk's 900 children battle each other to become God-King

I'm imagining Grimes commanding an army like Alexander the Great's mother

i find elon's approach to fatherhood to be disgusting.

His office mini-fridge must be a real horror show.

but it was the inspiration for the cyber truck

He also keeps the horse embryos in there so he can thaw them out and exchange them for handjobs

what an absolute fckn spanker

(à propos of nothing, it just rose unbidden to my fingertips)

It will be interesting to watch Musk's 900 children battle each other to become God-King

Add in his followers as "tarnished" and we got a plot for Elden Ring 2

ay, at one point in this spiral grimes has a comment like "i don't expect normal people to understand" and you know what?

Elon Ring 2

His office mini-fridge must be a real horror show.

but it was the inspiration for the cyber truck

Elmo is certainly starting to gain the lumpen potatoey countenance of Mohg.

this dude is so hopelessly pathetic

That was fast pic.twitter.com/ztYxN53P6Z

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) September 23, 2023

what a dork

What a fucking dork. Both of them.
https://davekarpf.substack.com/p/elon-musk-and-the-infinite-rebuy

There’s a scene in Walter Isaacson’s new biography of Elon Musk that unintentionally captures the essence of the book:

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"Levchin was at a friend’s bachelor pad hanging out with Musk. Some people were playing a high-stakes game of Texas Hold ‘Em. Although Musk was not a card player, he pulled up to the table. “There were all these nerds and sharpsters who were good at memorizing cards and calculating odds,” Levchin says. “Elon just proceeded to go all in on every hand and lose. Then he would buy more chips and double down. Eventually, after losing many hands, he went all in and won. Then he said “Right, fine, I’m done.” It would be a theme in his life: avoid taking chips off the table; keep risking them.
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That would turn out to be a good strategy. (page 86)

There are a couple ways you can read this scene. One is that Musk is an aggressive risk-taker who defies convention, blazes his own path, and routinely proves his doubters wrong.

The other is that Elon Musk sucks at poker. But he has access to so much capital that he can keep rebuying until he scores a win.

Isaacson, our narrator, doesn’t grasp the difference. He doesn’t understand poker well enough to recognize Musk as the grandstanding sucker at the table. So he portrays Musk’s complete lack of impulse control as a brilliant, identity-defining strategic ploy. (If you go all-in and lose six times, then go all-in a seventh time and win, then you’re still down five buy-ins.)

if he really is just shoving every single hand you can't even say he "sucks at poker". he's not even playing the game. just mindlessly gambling at a huge disadvantage. and if he left right after doubling up which is the point where you can actually make people nervous that's even dumber.

needs a 'game theory' tweet rn

elon played hold 'em as a child but found it too simple to be useful in real life: a mere 2 personal cards, no random map or spawn position, only 10 players, etc.

omaha hi-lo addresses these limitations

that story makes no sense you cant just double down in poker the most you can win in a hand is the amount your opponents have and you need their cooperation for that they can just fold

also memorizing cards has no value in hold em the only cards you see are the ones youll be able to see the whole hand

i mean you could go all in every hand but you will probably lose

well I've heard of home games where you can buy in up to the biggest stack but something tells me the author here doesn't know anything about poker or gambling either and is using the term "double down" incorrectly. I kinda have doubts he's just shoving every hand but I can totally see him getting all-in with the worst of it over and over again

Lose five hands, win one, declare victory.

you miss 100% of the hands you don't go all-in on

i could see him shoving every time to show that he doesnt care about being good at poker which he obviously does

Isaacson cites this 'Levchin' as his sole informant for this story, which he appears to deliver mostly unaltered. Apparently neither of them knows anything about poker.

that story makes no sense you cant just double down in poker

ppl misuse the term "double down" but there is a betting strategy across all games that says if you lose, double your wager on the next hand, I guess if you have unlimited funds this is a totally workable strategy?? I think that is what people mean by it

you're talking about the Martingale strategy. that wouldn't really work in poker though. if you lose 5 buyins chances are it's not gonna be to the same player 5 times. so you couldn't really make it all back in one hand. also typically in poker there's a limit to how much you can buy in for in a cash game. though I'm guessing they suspend that rule for Elon Musk

even if you could buy in for whatever you want the double bet doesnt necessarily exist, its not like roulette where the house will just take whatever action

"Great meeting with the President of Hungary about the population collapse crisis!"

this man is a nazi.

"I don't actually have any cash on me, but I can put up several vials of my sperm as collateral."

having started replaying the video game Cyberpunk 2077, I have been reminded that at the beginning of the game you're asked whether you'd like to live a quiet life or go out in a blaze of glory

apparently Elon crashed his then-girlfriend's voice recording session for the game...

Apparently they patched any mention of him out of the game since?

he was never in the game https://www.pcgamer.com/no-that-wasnt-elon-musk-in-cyberpunk-2077-says-senior-quest-designer/

That wasn't Elon musk, it looks nothing like him

Who came up with this nonsense? https://t.co/usPO94IFhD

— Patrick K. Mills (@PKernaghan) September 22, 2023

yeah, he was never in it despite his epic attempts to get included

I muted this pretty quickly. I may have ended up spreading misinformation, but a couple of videos and articles said that the guy on the left was a Musk cameo a couple of weeks before 2.0 released and they did end up changing it so regardless of intent it is funny.

— Virus_Kid (@_Virus_Kid_) September 22, 2023

so regardless of intent it is funny

is it tho

everything is funny now :|

laughing crying emoji

Weird silence from him on his new preferred party trying to cripple his main business. Weird silence from Republicans on the fact that their hero owns an EV company. Weird. https://t.co/SVVnNLCMSc

— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) September 28, 2023

Isn’t SpaceX his biggest biz

regardless of intent it is funny

new board description obv

Seems like Elon Musk's brain worms really kicked into high gear overnight. pic.twitter.com/CP9zFArbnp

— Eliot Higgins (@EliotHiggins) October 2, 2023

In 2018, I filed the first defamation lawsuits against Alex Jones, ultimately discrediting him in court. Today, I am proud to announce I have filed suit against yet another notorious disseminator of false information: The owner of this platform, Elon Musk. pic.twitter.com/YpvTz2JxBp

— Mark Bankston (@BankstonAtLaw) October 2, 2023

rip Bankston's twitter account

get elons ass

A friend saw him stuck in gridlock traffic the other day and thought about defacing his douchemobile truck but realized there's probably security detail running in parallel.

is it a cybertruck?

I was driving my son and two other 8 yos around this weekend and they were talking about Teslas non-stop.

That lawyer's thread is worth reading, if one is able or so inclined.