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Kip is also the Dutch word for chicken.

StanM, Friday, 22 September 2023 19:22 (seven months ago) link

Don't forget "funnyman" Kip Addotta.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 22 September 2023 19:38 (seven months ago) link

Kip Winger definitely stands for shithole

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 19:39 (seven months ago) link

They didn't curse me for nothin'

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 29 September 2023 21:48 (seven months ago) link

so you used that slur intentionally? I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt

rob, Friday, 29 September 2023 21:50 (seven months ago) link

my fave song that mentions kip winger is by harvey danger:

"I went to see Kip Winger!
He said, "In my day we knew how to party; bands today, c'mon, not hardly."
He had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo)
He said, "The metal scene is a disgrace
But I ain't got no dog in that race!"

scott seward, Friday, 29 September 2023 22:17 (seven months ago) link

Good heavens how do you folks keep track of all the opinion writers out there and instantly know who is bad vs. good vs. okay

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 2 October 2023 12:37 (seven months ago) link

Google [writer name] "Irag war"

kirsten gilla band (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 2 October 2023 16:20 (seven months ago) link

*Iraq

kirsten gilla band (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 2 October 2023 16:20 (seven months ago) link

They’re all bad.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:01 (seven months ago) link

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/515XYLLFUkL.jpg

read-only (unperson), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 14:18 (seven months ago) link

Wasn't he in a band with Steve Sill and Graham "Cracker" Nast?

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 15:17 (seven months ago) link

"odd form of group think morality" is one way to frame it. the other, more accurate way might be "rightfully called out for a shitty post".

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:10 (seven months ago) link

i'm gonna exoticize you so hard .... still a gem after all these years ... <3 u roxymuzak

sarahell, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:09 (seven months ago) link

spoken in the voice of Buffalo Bill

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:17 (seven months ago) link

can't believe nobody's mentioned insane clown posse

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 19:37 (seven months ago) link

Imago, we told the two people who were ruining the vibe on that Cardiacs Discord server you just mentioned to fuck off (and they didn't thank us in the end). So, could you come back now? Everyone misses you.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 19:45 (seven months ago) link

ah geez

imago, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:37 (seven months ago) link

i mean, true. i'm more of a kip girl myself, and would prefer to focus on the knowledge that every day, capitalism moves closer and closer to its inexorable doom at the hands of the international proletariat.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 5 October 2023 19:58 (seven months ago) link

be careful what you wish for

sarahell, Friday, 6 October 2023 17:43 (six months ago) link

For you will surely get it.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 6 October 2023 17:44 (six months ago) link

and then sticks a cookie up his ass (yeah)

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 6 October 2023 19:31 (six months ago) link

Worm sticks his head out and says, “Hey, where’s the cookie?”

Dose of Thunderwords (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 October 2023 19:56 (six months ago) link

can you please use other words to describe this

c u (crüt), Sunday, 8 October 2023 12:57 (six months ago) link

fuck me, there's a take

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 October 2023 20:31 (six months ago) link

Don’t stop
FPiiiiiin

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 9 October 2023 03:23 (six months ago) link

The well-formed joke would have been "sharks, explosions, or Thomas Jane" but alas

peace, man, Monday, 9 October 2023 10:37 (six months ago) link

the continued evolution of this thread proves that the FP system either has too high of a threshold, or not enough people are clicking it

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 October 2023 14:40 (six months ago) link

Guys we did it

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 October 2023 15:29 (six months ago) link

The system works

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 October 2023 15:29 (six months ago) link

Might be me next but fuck it I'll go

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 October 2023 15:31 (six months ago) link

I would have been much readier with the FP button here twenty years ago. From all appearances, this place has changed a lot.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 9 October 2023 22:10 (six months ago) link

i don't care what it says in the special edition, chapman shot first

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 14:20 (six months ago) link

I have the correct number of posts in this thread, and am glad they both are about Spielberg and not this movie

insert nothing here (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 18:48 (six months ago) link

(re: US House Speaker candidates owning fast food franchises)
Doesn't anyone from the former slavery states own 5 guys anymore?

StanM, Friday, 13 October 2023 00:49 (six months ago) link

Not clear what you mean, StanM. Five Guys was, and is, a Virginia creation.

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 October 2023 13:32 (six months ago) link

it was a bad attempt at a joke about slavery but I stopped myself before posting it in the politics thread

StanM, Friday, 13 October 2023 15:13 (six months ago) link

Okay. My wife and I have a running gag about Five Guys but it is a different vibe.

Do you want five guys?

I could eat five guys.

Sorry, I don't have the appetite for five guys.

Could we maybe just have four guys?

Etc.

It's in poor taste but sometimes it works.

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 October 2023 15:44 (six months ago) link

Israel to World: "Suck It." [Started by Nitsuh in December 2001, last updated three minutes ago by The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin)] 532 new answers
Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated fourteen minutes ago by The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin)] 15 new answers

btw, no.

Mark G, Friday, 13 October 2023 16:00 (six months ago) link

Israel in the conference room? I'd like to suck on some of that!

peace, man, Friday, 13 October 2023 23:35 (six months ago) link

so a good insult for when you're with your bros, and maybe one of your bros isn't being the best bro they could be, is making hard eye contact and asking, "bro why are you being such a crotch?"

the adventures of Yari and ixa. (Austin), Saturday, 14 October 2023 23:51 (six months ago) link

I have seen several headlines about Ecuador electing a "millennial banana heir" as president.

My most wholesome thoughts are with the people of the Republic of Ecuador. May they survive and thrive. I wish them peace and prosperity.

That said, my stupid dad-joke pun-brain is going freaking WILD, yo.

Like, is a "millennial banana heir" someone who inherited thousand-year-old bananas? Or merely someone who has inherited bananas that were born around the year 2000?

And... hear me out.. isn't there a common phrase for a republic run by a banana magnate? Maybe, um, could one potentially call it.. a... republic of bananas?

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 October 2023 01:22 (six months ago) link

reddit's weather reports suck and the sports is all homers rly

i'd meet u where u are, but that place really sucks (Hunt3r), Monday, 16 October 2023 21:28 (six months ago) link

Ignore narcissists

brimstead, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 18:39 (six months ago) link

And... hear me out.. isn't there a common phrase for a republic run by a banana magnate? Maybe, um, could one potentially call it.. a... republic of bananas?

― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin)

why blame capitalism when you can just blame millennials instead

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 21:02 (six months ago) link

Ok but what is post-Netanyahu?

(That snuffling sound you hear is me trying in vain to stifle stupid dad jokes like netangoogle, netanbing, etc.; shit is serious.)

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 October 2023 16:21 (six months ago) link

Netscape 2.0

Preach The Crapen (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 20 October 2023 16:34 (six months ago) link


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