that story makes no sense you cant just double down in poker
ppl misuse the term "double down" but there is a betting strategy across all games that says if you lose, double your wager on the next hand, I guess if you have unlimited funds this is a totally workable strategy?? I think that is what people mean by it
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 02:50 (seven months ago) link
you're talking about the Martingale strategy. that wouldn't really work in poker though. if you lose 5 buyins chances are it's not gonna be to the same player 5 times. so you couldn't really make it all back in one hand. also typically in poker there's a limit to how much you can buy in for in a cash game. though I'm guessing they suspend that rule for Elon Musk
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 02:59 (seven months ago) link
even if you could buy in for whatever you want the double bet doesnt necessarily exist, its not like roulette where the house will just take whatever action
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 03:11 (seven months ago) link
"Great meeting with the President of Hungary about the population collapse crisis!"
this man is a nazi.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 14:50 (seven months ago) link
"I don't actually have any cash on me, but I can put up several vials of my sperm as collateral."
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 14:51 (seven months ago) link
having started replaying the video game Cyberpunk 2077, I have been reminded that at the beginning of the game you're asked whether you'd like to live a quiet life or go out in a blaze of glory
apparently Elon crashed his then-girlfriend's voice recording session for the game...
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 18:42 (seven months ago) link
Apparently they patched any mention of him out of the game since?
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:05 (seven months ago) link
he was never in the game https://www.pcgamer.com/no-that-wasnt-elon-musk-in-cyberpunk-2077-says-senior-quest-designer/
That wasn't Elon musk, it looks nothing like himWho came up with this nonsense? https://t.co/usPO94IFhD— Patrick K. Mills (@PKernaghan) September 22, 2023
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:09 (seven months ago) link
yeah, he was never in it despite his epic attempts to get included
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:17 (seven months ago) link
I muted this pretty quickly. I may have ended up spreading misinformation, but a couple of videos and articles said that the guy on the left was a Musk cameo a couple of weeks before 2.0 released and they did end up changing it so regardless of intent it is funny.— Virus_Kid (@_Virus_Kid_) September 22, 2023
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:25 (seven months ago) link
so regardless of intent it is funny
is it tho
― Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book (stevie), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:31 (seven months ago) link
everything is funny now :|
― mark s, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:38 (seven months ago) link
laughing crying emoji
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 20:39 (seven months ago) link
Weird silence from him on his new preferred party trying to cripple his main business. Weird silence from Republicans on the fact that their hero owns an EV company. Weird. https://t.co/SVVnNLCMSc— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) September 28, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 September 2023 21:40 (seven months ago) link
Isn’t SpaceX his biggest biz
― blurry picture of mostly amorphous feelings (Hunt3r), Friday, 29 September 2023 02:47 (seven months ago) link
regardless of intent it is funny
new board description obv
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 29 September 2023 02:53 (seven months ago) link
Seems like Elon Musk's brain worms really kicked into high gear overnight. pic.twitter.com/CP9zFArbnp— Eliot Higgins (@EliotHiggins) October 2, 2023
― groovypanda, Monday, 2 October 2023 05:44 (seven months ago) link
In 2018, I filed the first defamation lawsuits against Alex Jones, ultimately discrediting him in court. Today, I am proud to announce I have filed suit against yet another notorious disseminator of false information: The owner of this platform, Elon Musk. pic.twitter.com/YpvTz2JxBp— Mark Bankston (@BankstonAtLaw) October 2, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 October 2023 15:24 (seven months ago) link
rip Bankston's twitter account
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 2 October 2023 15:30 (seven months ago) link
get elons ass
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 October 2023 15:42 (seven months ago) link
A friend saw him stuck in gridlock traffic the other day and thought about defacing his douchemobile truck but realized there's probably security detail running in parallel.
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Monday, 2 October 2023 16:11 (seven months ago) link
is it a cybertruck?
― blurry picture of mostly amorphous feelings (Hunt3r), Monday, 2 October 2023 16:27 (seven months ago) link
I was driving my son and two other 8 yos around this weekend and they were talking about Teslas non-stop.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 2 October 2023 16:32 (seven months ago) link
That lawyer's thread is worth reading, if one is able or so inclined.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 October 2023 16:42 (seven months ago) link
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:56 (seven months ago) link
how do they feel about roblox?
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 2 October 2023 19:07 (seven months ago) link
They program their own obbys
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 2 October 2023 19:09 (seven months ago) link
is it a cybertruck?― blurry picture of mostly amorphous feelings (Hunt3r), Monday, October 2, 2023 9:27 AM (eight hours ago)
― blurry picture of mostly amorphous feelings (Hunt3r), Monday, October 2, 2023 9:27 AM (eight hours ago)
Yes
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 00:31 (seven months ago) link
Looks like Grimes is suing to gain access to her children (might have been hinted at in the Grimes thread a week or two ago, I forget)
https://www.sfchronicle.com/entertainment/article/grimes-elon-musk-custody-dispute-18404323.php
― octobeard, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 22:08 (seven months ago) link
Having kids entirely via IVF and surrogacy seems like something a man with a tiny dick would do.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 00:08 (seven months ago) link
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/was-elon-musks-strategy-twitter-rcna118490
― adam, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 00:26 (seven months ago) link
XP I imagine 44 billion could have bought/engineered him an amazing penis.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 01:51 (seven months ago) link
A cyberpenis, even.
― Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 01:55 (seven months ago) link
But doing so would entail admitting his own shortcomings.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 03:19 (seven months ago) link
Let's just say anyone who has sex with him has to have a 10 micron tolerance
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 03:36 (seven months ago) link
BAM
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 04:28 (seven months ago) link
I’m still trying to process that a man who has 10 kids may still be a virgin.
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 07:24 (seven months ago) link
That NBC news article misleads the right wing site to mean almost the opposite of what it says.
― formerly abanana (dat), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:36 (seven months ago) link
Yeah, that was weird
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:57 (seven months ago) link
suspended for using the recent stripping-out of headlines from news stories to call elon a pedo (he can dish it out but he can't take it, you will be startled to learn)
https://t.co/pXb8Ni91qA pic.twitter.com/bRxMVvtDda— depths of wikipedia (@depthsofwiki) October 11, 2023
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junlper#Suspension_from_Twitter
― mark s, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 09:41 (six months ago) link
ugh the first of those was meant to be this (guess who i blame)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8Hy0mNW4AEEjUe?format=jpg
― mark s, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 09:43 (six months ago) link
Elon Musk acted like a 'little baby' and was 'almost in tears' on Tesla's 'terrible' earnings call, analyst says https://t.co/aQgEPRK8P0— Insider Business (@BusinessInsider) October 22, 2023
― frogbs, Monday, 23 October 2023 14:34 (six months ago) link
lol the investors are mad at Musk because he said this:
Musk suggested at one point on the call that he was delaying the factory in light of rising interest rates, which make borrowing more expensive. "If interest rates remain high or if they go even higher, it's that much harder for people to buy the car. They simply can't afford it," Musk said, pointing to the impact on monthly car loan payments.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 23 October 2023 14:38 (six months ago) link
He created company value based on pure fiction in an attempt to hold the line until they could actually be profitable, and now the investors are angry he's stating fact. Kind of dug his own grave on that one
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 23 October 2023 14:40 (six months ago) link
That's usually when these guys fail, when the bullshit stops.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 23 October 2023 14:41 (six months ago) link
"If interest rates remain high or if they go even higher, it's that much harder for people to buy the car. They simply can't afford it," Musk said, pointing to the impact on monthly car loan payments.
lol. the monthly payment on a new tesla is down compared to a year ago.
IMO Elon is overplaying the macro card. For anyone who wants to know whether $TSLA monthly payments are higher or lower than where they were 12-15 months ago, put into your HP12C these scenarios:- 15 mos ago: Model Y $65K with 10% down, 3.9% auto loan rate over 60 months.…— Gary Black (@garyblack00) October 20, 2023
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 October 2023 14:47 (six months ago) link
So the price dropped 15K in the past 15 months?
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 23 October 2023 14:53 (six months ago) link
of that model in the US, yes. i think that's one of the more extreme examples tbf but they've been dropping prices to juice sales all year. CW is that they should be advertising and distance themselves from their insane nazi founder instead, neither of which they do.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 October 2023 15:03 (six months ago) link
they get a lot of coverage in the finance and tech spaces but not the "guy just looking for a car" spaces
that and their sales model is completely different in the US than any other automotive brand. apparently they do have a store and service center in my area now but I had no clue! I just pulled up the site to see if they let you test drive a car, and every single time block is open today
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 23 October 2023 15:19 (six months ago) link
It's actually kind of fucked up the EV market, as I understand it. When Tesla cut prices the biggest effect was that it dropped the bottom out of the used EV market and lots of EV drivers lost thousands in value, especially those that purchased new. Granted, I suppose anyone that pays a premium for a car, any car, understands they lose value as soon as you drive off the lot, but Tesla's desperate price slash really accelerated depreciation, hurting even those with generous loan terms.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 October 2023 15:26 (six months ago) link