i know quite a few poltically liberal gun control supporting gun owners just cause as long as theyre legal why not theyre pretty sick you can go shoot some cans if you want
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 16:17 (seven months ago) link
yeah i think cars are a reasonable analogy to guns in some ways, so normalised that it seems almost insane to question their normalness - if you live in a culture where they've been normal for long enough
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 16:17 (seven months ago) link
yup
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 16:18 (seven months ago) link
I'm surprised there's not a "gun lane" for armed drivers.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 16:24 (seven months ago) link
Despite living in Texas, I have yet to come across anyone open carrying.
Same, I was installing some of the 'no open carry on these premises' signs in a shopping center a few years ago and got yelled at by walking thumb (dude, I don't even work here I'm a contractor) but aside from that I forget that we have open carry 99% of the time.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 16:54 (seven months ago) link
I've seen a handgun on the hip here and there, once or twice, but never an AR or whatever. If I saw someone carrying one of those things I would give a wide birth and then complain to the store that as long as people like that are present I don't feel comfortable shopping there and will take my business somewhere else.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 17:18 (seven months ago) link
Back in AZ I had a friend who opened a bodega and started wearing a holster in an attempt to ward off robbers. I figured he was pretty responsible with the gun. Then one night we went out drinking and some guys yelled at us and he pulled out the gun and shot into the air.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 17:33 (seven months ago) link
Sounds about right.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 17:34 (seven months ago) link
that would scare the shit out of me, if for no other reason than i fear that plenty randos may be concealed carry and or cops and what happens next
― blurry picture of mostly amorphous feelings (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 18:20 (seven months ago) link
mistaking the power to kill for the power to create life, a common misunderstanding
― The land of dreams and endless remorse (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 18:42 (seven months ago) link
on a similar note my son's school did an ALICE drill a couple weeks ago and is now regularly having nightmares about school shooters. he's 8 years old.
My son (now 12), had one last week and came home just absolutely overwhelmed and really sad. Took some prying before he finally opened up and told us about the active shooter drill and how much the idea of it scared him.
Fucking great country we've got here, indeed.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 19:23 (seven months ago) link
ha
I love how X is not on her homescreen as she pitches it while holding up her phone pic.twitter.com/2WrPSycfuR— Sar Haribhakti (@sarthakgh) September 29, 2023
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 September 2023 17:15 (seven months ago) link
typing is slow on the website recently, not really something that should happen
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 September 2023 03:40 (seven months ago) link
ok it has come to my attention that tomb mold are canadian
thus i am no longer leaning unperson on this matter
― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 October 2023 23:42 (seven months ago) link
Classic Twitter thread:
@AskLyft My Lyft driver drove off with my pet cat still in the car. I was taking my cat to a vet appointment, I was sitting behind the driver and had the cat carrier on the floor of the passenger side back seat.— palash pandey (@palashp40616755) September 30, 2023
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 2 October 2023 14:37 (seven months ago) link
genuine calamity followed by people in the replies seeking the death penalty for the lyft driver and possibly his later passengers. not very cool
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 2 October 2023 15:23 (seven months ago) link
All that aside, thankfully the cat has been found.
― Chris L, Monday, 2 October 2023 15:29 (seven months ago) link
the real action was the post on the Austin subreddit, they're who told him to take his plea to Twitter... he has now vowed revenge upon whoever tried to steal his cat
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Monday, 2 October 2023 15:52 (seven months ago) link
Dickens could have done something with this material.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 2 October 2023 16:15 (seven months ago) link
some cutting edge shit
The queen of pop culture, music, business, and TV is #Sliving on X. @ParisHilton welcome to the @X family, we're excited to launch an official partnership with you and your next-gen media company 11:11. Together we're going to create a launchpad for new initiatives in video and… pic.twitter.com/7ctohyn3Nb— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) October 2, 2023
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 00:17 (seven months ago) link
Queen of Music—can’t argue with that
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 00:28 (seven months ago) link
What is Sliving? Sounds like something a mollusk does.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 00:29 (seven months ago) link
those many top posts, all from blue ticks, make it sound like the second coming.
― koogs, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 04:21 (seven months ago) link
nepo baby respect nepo baby
― Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book (stevie), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 07:43 (seven months ago) link
2003’s hottest celebs, like Paris Hilton, Sisqo, and that naked guy from Survivor.
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 10:57 (seven months ago) link
naw by 2003 Survivor's big face was Rupert the pirate
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 11:37 (seven months ago) link
What's Joe Millionaire up to?
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 13:46 (seven months ago) link
Turn off your cell phones on October 4th. The EBS is going to "test" the system using 5G. This will activate the Marburg virus in people who have been vaccinated. And sadly turn some of them into zombies.— gina shirah (@GinaShirah81815) October 1, 2023
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 19:45 (seven months ago) link
Fair warning
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 19:46 (seven months ago) link
Like Marburg I got the ill communication
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 19:48 (seven months ago) link
irl lol
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 19:50 (seven months ago) link
lmao
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 19:51 (seven months ago) link
While it is true that some vaccinated people will become zombies, there is nothing sad about that.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 19:52 (seven months ago) link
The queen of pop culture, music, business, and TV is #Sliving on X. @ParisHilton welcome to the @X family, we're excited to launch an official partnership with you and your next-gen media company 11:11. Together we're going to create a launchpad for new initiatives in video and… pic.twitter.com/7ctohyn3Nb — Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) October 2, 2023
You would think that Musk's mouthpieces would shy away from evoking launchpads...
― Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 19:57 (seven months ago) link
eXplosive Launchpad
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 19:58 (seven months ago) link
Sliving
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:08 (seven months ago) link
Slife in the fast lane
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:10 (seven months ago) link
i believe in sliving
Enter to win a limited edition Paris X Hilton Sliving Weekender bag filled with Paris' favorite goodies to Sliv your Stay. * And duh, the robe is included. * But hurry - you can only enter through Friday 10.6! Enter to win below! #HiltonForTheStay #Sliving @HiltonHotels… pic.twitter.com/ldMOI9i8bG— ParisHilton (@ParisHilton) October 3, 2023
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:10 (seven months ago) link
Sliving is a term coined by Paris Hilton, defined as “slaying” and “living” simultaneously. In this video, you will see. ... more.
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:11 (seven months ago) link
dying @ nashwan
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:12 (seven months ago) link
the rest of the family wanted nothing to do with her personal brand in the past so I wonder what's up now
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:12 (seven months ago) link
Slive and let slive I say
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:37 (seven months ago) link
slive, slaugh, slove
― koogs, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:51 (seven months ago) link
Grandma take me home
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:51 (seven months ago) link
Twas brillig, and the slivey tovesDid gyre and gimble in the wabe
― koogs, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:53 (seven months ago) link
This website is dying. pic.twitter.com/3qX5rU1dgI— Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan) October 3, 2023
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:58 (seven months ago) link
i favor a long term view-- geological eras or gtfo
― blurry picture of mostly amorphous feelings (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 22:28 (seven months ago) link
Bofa deez rates
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 22:30 (seven months ago) link
someone on the other site was complaining that there’s nowhere to react in realtime to political and news events like twitter and you know what? maybe not everything needs a realtime tweet opportunity. maybe that breaks my brain and I can just read a little summary later or decide not to read about stuff
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 23:06 (seven months ago) link
But sometimes the realtime jokes were great.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 00:09 (seven months ago) link