Twitter C/D

Back in AZ I had a friend who opened a bodega and started wearing a holster in an attempt to ward off robbers. I figured he was pretty responsible with the gun. Then one night we went out drinking and some guys yelled at us and he pulled out the gun and shot into the air.

Sounds about right.

that would scare the shit out of me, if for no other reason than i fear that plenty randos may be concealed carry and or cops and what happens next

mistaking the power to kill for the power to create life, a common misunderstanding

on a similar note my son's school did an ALICE drill a couple weeks ago and is now regularly having nightmares about school shooters. he's 8 years old.

My son (now 12), had one last week and came home just absolutely overwhelmed and really sad. Took some prying before he finally opened up and told us about the active shooter drill and how much the idea of it scared him.

Fucking great country we've got here, indeed.

ha

I love how X is not on her homescreen as she pitches it while holding up her phone pic.twitter.com/2WrPSycfuR

— Sar Haribhakti (@sarthakgh) September 29, 2023

typing is slow on the website recently, not really something that should happen

ok it has come to my attention that tomb mold are canadian

thus i am no longer leaning unperson on this matter

Classic Twitter thread:

@AskLyft My Lyft driver drove off with my pet cat still in the car.

I was taking my cat to a vet appointment, I was sitting behind the driver and had the cat carrier on the floor of the passenger side back seat.

— palash pandey (@palashp40616755) September 30, 2023

genuine calamity followed by people in the replies seeking the death penalty for the lyft driver and possibly his later passengers. not very cool

All that aside, thankfully the cat has been found.

the real action was the post on the Austin subreddit, they're who told him to take his plea to Twitter... he has now vowed revenge upon whoever tried to steal his cat

Dickens could have done something with this material.

some cutting edge shit

The queen of pop culture, music, business, and TV is #Sliving on X. @ParisHilton welcome to the @X family, we're excited to launch an official partnership with you and your next-gen media company 11:11. Together we're going to create a launchpad for new initiatives in video and… pic.twitter.com/7ctohyn3Nb

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) October 2, 2023

Queen of Music—can’t argue with that

What is Sliving? Sounds like something a mollusk does.

those many top posts, all from blue ticks, make it sound like the second coming.

nepo baby respect nepo baby

2003’s hottest celebs, like Paris Hilton, Sisqo, and that naked guy from Survivor.

naw by 2003 Survivor's big face was Rupert the pirate

What's Joe Millionaire up to?

Turn off your cell phones on October 4th. The EBS is going to "test" the system using 5G. This will activate the Marburg virus in people who have been vaccinated. And sadly turn some of them into zombies.

— gina shirah (@GinaShirah81815) October 1, 2023

Fair warning

Like Marburg I got the ill communication

irl lol

lmao

While it is true that some vaccinated people will become zombies, there is nothing sad about that.

The queen of pop culture, music, business, and TV is #Sliving on X. @ParisHilton welcome to the @X family, we're excited to launch an official partnership with you and your next-gen media company 11:11. Together we're going to create a launchpad for new initiatives in video and… pic.twitter.com/7ctohyn3Nb
— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) October 2, 2023

You would think that Musk's mouthpieces would shy away from evoking launchpads...

eXplosive Launchpad

Sliving

Slife in the fast lane

i believe in sliving

Enter to win a limited edition Paris X Hilton Sliving Weekender bag filled with Paris' favorite goodies to Sliv your Stay. * And duh, the robe is included. * But hurry - you can only enter through Friday 10.6! Enter to win below! #HiltonForTheStay #Sliving @HiltonHotels… pic.twitter.com/ldMOI9i8bG

— ParisHilton (@ParisHilton) October 3, 2023

Sliving is a term coined by Paris Hilton, defined as “slaying” and “living” simultaneously. In this video, you will see. ... more.

dying @ nashwan

the rest of the family wanted nothing to do with her personal brand in the past so I wonder what's up now

Slive and let slive I say

slive, slaugh, slove

Grandma take me home

Twas brillig, and the slivey toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

This website is dying. pic.twitter.com/3qX5rU1dgI

— Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan) October 3, 2023

i favor a long term view-- geological eras or gtfo

Bofa deez rates

someone on the other site was complaining that there’s nowhere to react in realtime to political and news events like twitter and you know what? maybe not everything needs a realtime tweet opportunity. maybe that breaks my brain and I can just read a little summary later or decide not to read about stuff

But sometimes the realtime jokes were great.

I'm always like a year late watching the popular TV shows. Real time commentary on politics is all I have.

kinda hypocritical of us to be criticizing on a site named I Love X

I mean the way you get super emotional about sports and sorta live and die with it while it's on is sorta what Twitter did to all our brains with politics, except politics is real shit that affects your day to day life and news is 24 hours now so there's no reprieve. I think there's a good chance a study would find that being a regular Twitter user was terrible for your mental health

iirc Twitter never figured out how to “replay” a moment in time, like if you were watching sports or news after the fact and wanted to see how people were reacting, would have been cool

^^ this guy should be in product design

wasn't that Twitter Moments, to an extent?