abysmal real names

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president of EPIC MRA

symsymsym, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 06:28 (seven months ago) link

Cumberland "Cum" Posey

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Thursday, 28 September 2023 12:23 (seven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://i.ibb.co/4tRyyMk/Screenshot-2023-10-21-at-12-20-59.png

Cody Fendant, I'm not so sure about you

Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Saturday, 21 October 2023 10:23 (six months ago) link

^^excellent

t0ny sk4nchy, whose full name must be 4nthony sk4nchy - both abysmal

ꙮ (map), Sunday, 29 October 2023 15:49 (six months ago) link

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson on Monday named Ginger K. Gooch to serve as the state’s next Supreme Court judge, solidifying a female majority on the state’s highest court.

Gooch, a judge on the Missouri Court of Appeals, Southern District in Springfield, was one of three judges nominated for the position by a seven-member commission last week. She will fill the vacancy left by Judge Patricia Breckenridge, who retired earlier this month.

“Her work ethic is unquestioned and unmatched,” Parson said during a press conference in Jefferson City on Monday. “She is a loving mother, a dedicated wife and a proud woman of faith. One thing that has become clear to me is Judge Gooch has a passion for service.”

come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 07:49 (six months ago) link

*snort*

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 11:06 (six months ago) link

Fabio Tr<p>ü</p>mpy

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:13 (six months ago) link

trying to do an umlaut "u"

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:14 (six months ago) link

tipping back over into 'great' imho. like if you're dealing with the surname trumpy, fabio is absolutely the way to go

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:16 (six months ago) link

I know o f a Doctor who's real last name is Doctor

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:32 (six months ago) link

"What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway?"

"Well, a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces'. You see, a long time ago a man's name was his profession."

"Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread"

"Exactly"

"So what did John Hancock do?"

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:35 (six months ago) link

oof!

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 14:22 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Alan Treefucker

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 November 2023 17:05 (five months ago) link

of the Lubbock Treefuckers?

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 November 2023 17:06 (five months ago) link

yes.

| (Latham Green), Friday, 17 November 2023 21:23 (five months ago) link

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Julian Smallbones

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 10 December 2023 20:45 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://tgsteeplechasefoundation.org/burley-cocks/

The Italian Yob (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 December 2023 15:52 (four months ago) link

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Alfie Potts Harmer

Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 10:21 (three months ago) link

Troyal Garth Brooks

brimstead, Monday, 22 January 2024 04:26 (three months ago) link

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Yonah Jeremy Bob, “The Jerusalem Post’s senior military correspondent”

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 16:34 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Ph4l1n Fl0w3rs

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 5 March 2024 20:55 (one month ago) link

four weeks pass...

“It’s been an amazing year for the world’s richest people, with more billionaires around the world than ever before,” said Chase Peterson-Withorn, Forbes’ wealth editor.

rob, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 20:24 (one month ago) link

The NFL draft always produces some eye-opening names. This year we've got Prince Pines and erm... Storm Duck.

UNC has a player named Storm Duck.

Storm. Duck. pic.twitter.com/My1PPhmSdc

— Joe Tansey (@JTansey90) December 27, 2019

Wry & Slobby (Portsmouth Bubblejet), Tuesday, 2 April 2024 21:17 (one month ago) link

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gen_Kitchen

the old name-is-a-noun thing never gets old, especially paired with a verb sounding name

koogs, Monday, 8 April 2024 18:49 (three weeks ago) link

Storm Duck is one for the pantheon

Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Monday, 8 April 2024 19:00 (three weeks ago) link

but just who is True Grant?

https://www.mancity.com/news/mens/who-is-true-grant-manchester-city-63838067

Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Monday, 8 April 2024 19:02 (three weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

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