Twitter C/D

the real action was the post on the Austin subreddit, they're who told him to take his plea to Twitter... he has now vowed revenge upon whoever tried to steal his cat

Dickens could have done something with this material.

some cutting edge shit

The queen of pop culture, music, business, and TV is #Sliving on X. @ParisHilton welcome to the @X family, we're excited to launch an official partnership with you and your next-gen media company 11:11. Together we're going to create a launchpad for new initiatives in video and… pic.twitter.com/7ctohyn3Nb

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) October 2, 2023

Queen of Music—can’t argue with that

What is Sliving? Sounds like something a mollusk does.

those many top posts, all from blue ticks, make it sound like the second coming.

nepo baby respect nepo baby

2003’s hottest celebs, like Paris Hilton, Sisqo, and that naked guy from Survivor.

naw by 2003 Survivor's big face was Rupert the pirate

What's Joe Millionaire up to?

Turn off your cell phones on October 4th. The EBS is going to "test" the system using 5G. This will activate the Marburg virus in people who have been vaccinated. And sadly turn some of them into zombies.

— gina shirah (@GinaShirah81815) October 1, 2023

Fair warning

Like Marburg I got the ill communication

irl lol

lmao

While it is true that some vaccinated people will become zombies, there is nothing sad about that.

The queen of pop culture, music, business, and TV is #Sliving on X. @ParisHilton welcome to the @X family, we're excited to launch an official partnership with you and your next-gen media company 11:11. Together we're going to create a launchpad for new initiatives in video and… pic.twitter.com/7ctohyn3Nb
— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) October 2, 2023

You would think that Musk's mouthpieces would shy away from evoking launchpads...

eXplosive Launchpad

Sliving

Slife in the fast lane

i believe in sliving

Enter to win a limited edition Paris X Hilton Sliving Weekender bag filled with Paris' favorite goodies to Sliv your Stay. * And duh, the robe is included. * But hurry - you can only enter through Friday 10.6! Enter to win below! #HiltonForTheStay #Sliving @HiltonHotels… pic.twitter.com/ldMOI9i8bG

— ParisHilton (@ParisHilton) October 3, 2023

Sliving is a term coined by Paris Hilton, defined as “slaying” and “living” simultaneously. In this video, you will see. ... more.

dying @ nashwan

the rest of the family wanted nothing to do with her personal brand in the past so I wonder what's up now

Slive and let slive I say

slive, slaugh, slove

Grandma take me home

Twas brillig, and the slivey toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

This website is dying. pic.twitter.com/3qX5rU1dgI

— Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan) October 3, 2023

i favor a long term view-- geological eras or gtfo

Bofa deez rates

someone on the other site was complaining that there’s nowhere to react in realtime to political and news events like twitter and you know what? maybe not everything needs a realtime tweet opportunity. maybe that breaks my brain and I can just read a little summary later or decide not to read about stuff

But sometimes the realtime jokes were great.

I'm always like a year late watching the popular TV shows. Real time commentary on politics is all I have.

kinda hypocritical of us to be criticizing on a site named I Love X

I mean the way you get super emotional about sports and sorta live and die with it while it's on is sorta what Twitter did to all our brains with politics, except politics is real shit that affects your day to day life and news is 24 hours now so there's no reprieve. I think there's a good chance a study would find that being a regular Twitter user was terrible for your mental health

iirc Twitter never figured out how to “replay” a moment in time, like if you were watching sports or news after the fact and wanted to see how people were reacting, would have been cool

^^ this guy should be in product design

wasn't that Twitter Moments, to an extent?

Seriously, we're in the midst of this unprecedented historical moment where there are thousands if not millions of real-time reactions to literally every public event that could theoretically be collated into some sort of easily-referenced online gestalt. I'm always looking for instances of this from the past (e.g. culling multiple contemporaneous news sources about a pre-internet event) to get a broader view of the event/construct a coherent timeline of causes and effects, etc. Squandered promise, thy name is the WWW.

facebook doesn't do a good job of this either even for your own posts; difficult to go back and search dirctly by day, or month, or anything. that always seemed like a no-brainer feature to me.

I think what you're looking for is one of those Huffpost pieces like: "Blah Tried to Tweet blah about blah; It Didn't Go Well"

yeah i think what it comes down to is its pretty hard to do and is not that satisfying in the end

What sort of functionality are you looking for, akm, that the 'Post filters' at the top of posts on your page don't provide? I've only had to use them a few times but they seemed to be exactly what I was looking for when I did.

So that Emergency Phone test just went off. Anyone feel hungry for brains?

Unless they're Snyder Sprinting Zombies, I'm a tad more fearful of the robot dogs from the recent War of the Worlds tv show.

What sort of functionality are you looking for, akm, that the 'Post filters' at the top of posts on your page don't provide?

oh yeah, that might actually work. I honestly haven't been using FB at all for over a year other than very cursory updates; I'll open it, look at the first handful of things on my feed, and close it and not go back for weeks. It's stopped being a platform I enjoy.

1. kill discussion by promoting the worst posters in replies
2. kill "free bloomberg terminal" use case with https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/4/23903859/x-elon-musk-headlines-links-image-twitter.

great stuff

I'm still wondering what his strategy is here. The conspiracy theories about a Saudi-funded trashing of the platform seem almost believable.

I honestly feel like history will see a lot of this era as a black hole/Dark Ages for information, all this wasted time discoursing in ephemeral space and not properly recording any damn thing will really damage.