Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Little Caesared - Chokes on Crazy Bread

"Did laugh at him saying he has a 'buyer beware' statement on all his business docs saying the figures above are all BS you want the real ones hey do your own research' outside the courtroom."

he actually said this was a brilliant and solid "worthless clause" that insulates him from legality, that's the actual term he used .... lol

Guess he decided to behave himself for now:

As for Mr. Trump, he sat quietly during the afternoon, occasionally making comments to his lawyers as he watched one aggressively question the accountant, Donald Bender.

After court concluded, he did not respond to questions about the judge’s order but said he would return to the trial Wednesday.

Maybe he'll learn something. Wouldn't it be funny if he went to jail and got a law degree? After he converted to Islam?

What if Trump started publishing a ‘zine in prison and it was shockingly great.

— Jon Wurster (@jonwurster) March 31, 2023

Yeah, but tell him he can't, and he will.
you just know he's got some massive scotoma in his vision from looking at that eclipse trying to be a tough guy

I don't know dick about the law BUT! I have seen a number of police procedural shows, and the lawyer who gets a contempt of court charge typically spends a night in jail. I can totally see Trump scaring up a CoC on purpose here and there, seeing that night in the slam as priceless pr for his sad cause.

Or, more likely, Nicky-in-Casino'ed

I predict a Jeremy Bentham type future for his remains

LOL, this thread is like 25% trump death fantasies but people get their feathers ruffled when people make fun of his weight. Just don't say he'll die of obesity I guess.

People get their "feathers ruffled" because there might be people here who have had to deal all their lives with with bullying and self-image issues as a result of their weight and don't in the year 2023 need to be made to feel those issues yet again just to score cheap laughs on our dickhead ex-president.

Death fantasies are less offensive imo because no one here has suffered all their lives from dying, other than the way we all do every day.

People get their "feathers ruffled" because there might be people here who have had to deal all their lives with with bullying and self-image issues as a result of their weight and don't in the year 2023 need to be made to feel those issues yet again just to score cheap laughs on our dickhead ex-president.

Thank you, and I can't fucking believe this has to be repeated.

Brian the death wishes are expressing extreme dislike of his personality and actions. Mocking his weight implies that being overweight is grounds for mockery. Does that not seem like a very different thing to you?

sb and move on imo, this is neither a serious nor good faith argument

SB away I guess, but I do seriously think it's an odd form of group think morality that relishes death fantasies but shuns weight jokes. I don't have a problem with either, I just was bummed about Josh getting scolded for his footprints in the sand joke, which I thought was funny.

One is punching down, and the other is killing up. Seems pretty self-explanatory

Can't we all just agree that Trump dying would be his first ever service to humanity?

no it’s an odd group think morality

I dunno, body shaming seems like the kind of behavior we rightfully find objectionable in people like Trump. Admittedly, there is much more objectionable behavior, but still.

I think it's legit to make fun of Donald Trump for being fat because in addition to being fat, he is extremely vain, and he has a cult of sycophants who generate fan-art of him not being fat, in fact being super-muscular and manly. So a joke about Donald Trump being fat is not a joke about fat people being per se bad; it's a joke about Donald Trump's vanity and the insane flattery of his cult.

But ILX has this really weird, overcompensating hangup that fat jokes are, like, the worst, most evil thing someone could ever post. It's just one of the rules of the road around here, and people should know that by now.

Wishing Trump dead, even if it had any power, is only proverbially hurting Trump.

Making fat jokes re: Trump is like throwing a grenade onto a crowded sidewalk he's standing on next to 100 innocent people, then asking what's the big idea, the grenade was only intended for him

Xxxposts

It may also be telegraphing to some friends "if I liked you less, I could be making this joke about you"

Is Trump usually surrounded by innocent people though?

It's okay to ridicule the spray tan however, have at it

Presumably when he goes to Quiznos it's not always on Theocracy Tuesdays

supposedly the only thing he hates hearing about himself is that he's not nearly as wealthy as he claims

which is funny because it's true, he's made terrible choices with money every step of the way and all the numbers are imaginary

oh, you could sell your little golf course for a billion dollars to a rich saudi guy? do it, man

Re-elect him and he certainly will

look I agree the fat jokes are probably in bad taste but this dude did list himself at 215, I mean come on if you could make an exception for anyone

The Saudis gave a billion dollars to his worthless bad-at-business son-in-law when the Trumps were out of office, the guy probably could get MBS to pay him hundreds of millions for swampland.

they’re not really “jokes” though, they’re just like annoying witticisms or something

they’re like bill Maher “jokes”

Ben Shapiro "jokes"

Trump being large isn't funny, but Trump claiming to be 215 lbs is pretty funny

look I agree the fat jokes are probably in bad taste but this dude did list himself at 215, I mean come on if you could make an exception for anyone

"He has some repellent traits, which it's important that you understand I share"

I guess as long as Republicans promise not to tell any jokes about President Pritzker...

Trump's posture is his funniest physical characteristic. Constantly leaning into the headwinds of life

Plus the hair, the tan, the hands, the ties. You could write a dissertation on the way he presents himself to the world and weight wouldn't even be a footnote.

right but it's all made a lot funnier by the fact that he's a giant lunk

Dude has attacked many people by how they look etc, that kinda makes him fair game.

Bullies really only understand a punch in the nose.

Trump was not a bad looking guy in his younger days, and he would be a perfectly adequate looking old dude if he hadn't devoted so much energy to becoming a burnt sienna grotesquerie with unkempt candy floss hair and a suppurating asshole for a mouth. If you wanna criticize his physicality, it's super easy to train all of your focus on the shit he actively does to make himself monstrous as part of his personal brand without ever even touching on stuff like his weight.

^^^^ he's a self-created monster

the 1 billion dollar bill should have his face on it - he'd never get to see it though

It's the look of winky smarm mixed with unflattering vitriol, profuse sweat, ill fitting clothing and desperate insecurity

xxxxp
he's definitely not reading this though, is he? whereas there are people reading this that find that kind of speak hurtful.

this is the kind of thing that REALLY hurts him, where the sun don't shine

Donald Trump drops off Forbes 400 list of wealthiest people in the US

Are we really making fun of poor people now?

Did anyone itt call Trump gay? I'd like to know sooner than later

I think 'camp' has come up a few times, but that's different

We've talked about him being mentally ill, addicted to substances, old. We've shamed his parenting.