4000 Years
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:06 (six months ago) link
Improve a poem or aphorism by replacing the word "beauty" with the word "booty."
E.g., "Booty is truth; truth, booty."
― Breakfast at Tiffani Amber Thiessen's (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:13 (six months ago) link
country song called "mama sure loved to say the n-word"
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:26 (six months ago) link
movie script called "raging fury" - the 2nd coming of jesus christ as a foul-mouthed violent bigot who utters sassy catchprases while beating the tar out of his antagonists
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:31 (six months ago) link
self help book "wank your way to inner peace"
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:32 (six months ago) link
Experimental bodybuilding:Pudgy chest and arms, shredded sixpack, skinny legs...Or, right arm and left leg jacked, smooth, honey brown and oiled, every thing else pale, hairy and dry...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 11:25 (six months ago) link
for the booty of the earth
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:04 (six months ago) link
AI toilet that wipes your butt for you
but sometimes incorrectly
could it be called Weyeps Blutt
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 23:55 (six months ago) link
Paul McCartney to release an acoustic album of James Brown covers: Mutha's Nature's Son.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 27 October 2023 15:52 (six months ago) link
The Shipping Forecast
A podcast wherein I soothingly read the hot trends on fanfic sites.
Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.
― emil.y, Friday, 3 November 2023 04:17 (five months ago) link
a compilation of silent lead ins from classic ECM album openers
― corrs unplugged, Friday, 3 November 2023 07:38 (five months ago) link
lmao
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 November 2023 13:42 (five months ago) link
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ArIAAOSwgXRjr7Fu/s-l1200.webp
― don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 November 2023 13:49 (five months ago) link
In association football tournaments, abolish penalty kicks. After extra time, a panel of three judges scores each half and extra time and chooses the winner, like boxing
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 November 2023 22:50 (five months ago) link
...or, every ten minutes of extra time they stop and bring in the sidelines and move the goals closer together...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 5 November 2023 23:20 (five months ago) link
Starby's: Home of the Pumkin Spice Beef
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 November 2023 22:18 (four months ago) link
A historical fiction novel about former king of Denmark Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson which mostly focuses on his personal life and his inability to connect with others.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:08 (four months ago) link
Double or triple the size of basketball courts and the height of the nets.
― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:42 (four months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yfZn5iYJE
― brimstead, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 19:53 (four months ago) link
lmao at STUPID CRAP FACE
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 20:21 (four months ago) link
Hard-core dilettante I apologize for being the "here's the relevant xkcd" person but here's the relevant xkcd
https://xkcd.com/2852
― ; Powell (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:08 (four months ago) link
I don't engage with sports at all but I watched that entire video, totally enthralled by theirdedication to generating max stupidity.
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:20 (four months ago) link
An edit of Whigfield's 'Saturday Night' that's just 4 minutes and 26 seconds of the "quack quack quack quack" bit from the very beginning on repeat.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 20:54 (two months ago) link
Along the lines of Caninus and Hatebeak, a sensitive alt-rock band with two horses on lead vocals called The Neighsayers
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 April 2024 20:51 (three weeks ago) link
And this guy on drums?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4vpIIGxvVs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
― meatster of puppets (peace, man), Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:45 (three weeks ago) link