Hey, @Apple — where is my song??? Why doesn’t my song appear when you search “I Won’t Back Down”??? pic.twitter.com/CugiZggxOY— Lara Trump (@LaraLeaTrump) September 29, 2023
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 October 2023 23:50 (six months ago) link
who is LARA trump?
Nevermind, I don't wanna know
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 5 October 2023 23:52 (six months ago) link
Heartbreakers/Trump collab Petty Larceny just dropped
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 October 2023 23:52 (six months ago) link
You don’t have to welcome a refugee
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 October 2023 23:55 (six months ago) link
He was
An American ghoul
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 October 2023 23:59 (six months ago) link
the hating is the hardest part
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 October 2023 00:00 (six months ago) link
Damn the TrumpSpeedos
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2023 00:00 (six months ago) link
Free fraudin'
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2023 00:01 (six months ago) link
^^^ these are pure gold
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 October 2023 00:02 (six months ago) link
Tweeter and the MAGA man
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 6 October 2023 00:04 (six months ago) link
stop draggin' Old Fart around
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 October 2023 00:09 (six months ago) link
You Insurrect Me
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 October 2023 00:30 (six months ago) link
Kellyanne's Last Dance
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 October 2023 00:32 (six months ago) link
Yearning to Lie
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2023 00:41 (six months ago) link
Lol at all the morons on Twitter saying it's because she didn't have permission to cover the song, which is 100% not required, and not realizing her version is on there, just not in the first list of results
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 October 2023 00:48 (six months ago) link
Run Down Regime
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 October 2023 00:58 (six months ago) link
Even The Losers
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 October 2023 01:01 (six months ago) link
Get Elected Sometimes
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 6 October 2023 01:14 (six months ago) link
Just in: Trump has voluntarily dismissed his $500 million lawsuit against Michael Cohen in Florida without prejudice, per filing.— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) October 6, 2023
What a pussy.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 October 2023 01:15 (six months ago) link
Don't Sue Me Like That
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 6 October 2023 01:16 (six months ago) link
lollll
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Friday, 6 October 2023 01:17 (six months ago) link
Gee, I guess he really didn't want to testify
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 6 October 2023 01:34 (six months ago) link
excelsior threadin'
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 October 2023 01:36 (six months ago) link
hmmm. maybe having close to 100 felony indictments in multiple court venues, along with a pending civil suit for libel filed by the woman who just won a similar suit against him might cause Trump to cut back a bit on his habit of pursuing frivolous law suits
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 6 October 2023 01:39 (six months ago) link
I move that all pending suits be moved to Judge Judy's court and be argued simultaneously
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 October 2023 01:40 (six months ago) link
https://images.firstpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/AI-generated-photos-of-former-President-Trump-getting-arrested-7.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 October 2023 01:43 (six months ago) link
Don’t Coup Around Here No More
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 6 October 2023 02:27 (six months ago) link
The Last DOJ
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 October 2023 02:51 (six months ago) link
Damn the Torpedoes (that I told that Australian billionaire about)
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 October 2023 03:03 (six months ago) link
After all it was a great big world,With lots of shithole countries to run to
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 6 October 2023 03:08 (six months ago) link
Is that from the iconic song "American Girth"?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 October 2023 03:10 (six months ago) link
bro pls stop talking about his girth 🙏
― the wind beneath my wang (cat), Friday, 6 October 2023 03:22 (six months ago) link
Yeah, sorry, I honestly saw the pun first and didn't think beyond that.
Though I do think one of the guy's most identifiable traits is he is just kind of big and lumbering. Nothing even to do with his weight, per se, he's just generally big and tall and seems to hulk over those around him (partly by design, due to the alleged lifts, but also the way he leans kind of up and forward, a compulsion to look aggressive and alpha). When I see him sitting at trial he kinda looks like an adult sitting uncomfortably at the kids table.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 October 2023 12:38 (six months ago) link
Front half of centaur, as has been pointed out. Although I didn’t know centaurs had their assholes at the front
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 6 October 2023 12:50 (six months ago) link
Half-asshole, half horse's ass.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 October 2023 12:52 (six months ago) link
One of my big Trump memories was channel surfing 15-20 years ago and landing on one of his beauty pageants, seeing him sitting strategically for camera attention a couple rows behind the judges, looking disgruntled and what at the time I took to be 'roided out, a huge body wrapped in a ill-fitting tux topped by a tiny head.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 October 2023 13:01 (six months ago) link
Yeah same deal as his bro Vince:
https://imagez.tmz.com/image/a3/4by3/2022/07/22/a3e6da4182c746f681b9b96e4bae7560_md.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 October 2023 13:09 (six months ago) link
Son & Husband of immigrants on immigrants:
“Nobody has any idea where these people are coming from, and we know they come from prisons,” said the former president. “We know they come from mental institutions, insane asylums. We know they’re terrorists.“Nobody has ever seen anything like we’re witnessing right now. It is a very sad thing for our country. It’s poisoning the blood of our country. It’s so bad, and people are coming in with disease. People are coming in with every possible thing that you could have.”
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 October 2023 22:53 (six months ago) link
Trump, just white supremin' on a Friday.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 6 October 2023 22:58 (six months ago) link
"poisoning the blood of our country", this has to be a Stephen Miller line, going full Mein Kampf
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 October 2023 23:03 (six months ago) link
that is what I was thinking
― Dan S, Friday, 6 October 2023 23:14 (six months ago) link
It's a pretty clear callout to his white nationalist supporters.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 6 October 2023 23:16 (six months ago) link
A lot got made of one of his gang of incompetent lawyers, Alina Habba, turning up in court with a gaming laptop, the "2070ti asus laptop with the blue underglow". It's probably more of a tell that it was possibly she who didn't check the jury trial box on the form. Not being sexist here, it could have been another one that fucked that up. But fair to say she doesn't project legal competence by insisting it has been a "strong week" for him.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 6 October 2023 23:17 (six months ago) link
There's a group of billboard/ambulance-chasing personal injury attorneys called Habbas that advertise here in the Bay Area.. wonder if she's a relation
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 October 2023 23:19 (six months ago) link
Into the Great White Colon
― felicity, Friday, 6 October 2023 23:20 (six months ago) link
the "nobody has ever seen anything like this before" "no one has ever heard of this" thing might be my least favorite Trump rhetorical tic
― c u (crüt), Friday, 6 October 2023 23:23 (six months ago) link
"people come up to me, people come to me and they tell me, 'Sir, sir'" is probably my least favorite
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 October 2023 23:28 (six months ago) link
Yes, big, strong men with tears in their eyes. Does anyone believe that?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 6 October 2023 23:31 (six months ago) link
A lot got made of one of his gang of incompetent lawyers, Alina Habba,
Ali Baba?
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 October 2023 23:32 (six months ago) link
tbf, Trump will often insert a parenthetical "can you believe it?" into these stories to emphasize just how unbelievable they are. obviously he's a man to whom unbelievable things happen as often as they are needed to prove whatever point he wishes to make.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 6 October 2023 23:35 (six months ago) link