Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Just in: Trump has voluntarily dismissed his $500 million lawsuit against Michael Cohen in Florida without prejudice, per filing.

— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) October 6, 2023

What a pussy.

Don't Sue Me Like That

lollll

Gee, I guess he really didn't want to testify

excelsior threadin'

hmmm. maybe having close to 100 felony indictments in multiple court venues, along with a pending civil suit for libel filed by the woman who just won a similar suit against him might cause Trump to cut back a bit on his habit of pursuing frivolous law suits

I move that all pending suits be moved to Judge Judy's court and be argued simultaneously

https://images.firstpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/AI-generated-photos-of-former-President-Trump-getting-arrested-7.jpg

Don’t Coup Around Here No More

The Last DOJ

Damn the Torpedoes (that I told that Australian billionaire about)

After all it was a great big world,
With lots of shithole countries to run to

Is that from the iconic song "American Girth"?

bro pls stop talking about his girth 🙏

Yeah, sorry, I honestly saw the pun first and didn't think beyond that.

Though I do think one of the guy's most identifiable traits is he is just kind of big and lumbering. Nothing even to do with his weight, per se, he's just generally big and tall and seems to hulk over those around him (partly by design, due to the alleged lifts, but also the way he leans kind of up and forward, a compulsion to look aggressive and alpha). When I see him sitting at trial he kinda looks like an adult sitting uncomfortably at the kids table.

Front half of centaur, as has been pointed out. Although I didn’t know centaurs had their assholes at the front

Half-asshole, half horse's ass.

One of my big Trump memories was channel surfing 15-20 years ago and landing on one of his beauty pageants, seeing him sitting strategically for camera attention a couple rows behind the judges, looking disgruntled and what at the time I took to be 'roided out, a huge body wrapped in a ill-fitting tux topped by a tiny head.

Yeah same deal as his bro Vince:

https://imagez.tmz.com/image/a3/4by3/2022/07/22/a3e6da4182c746f681b9b96e4bae7560_md.jpg

Son & Husband of immigrants on immigrants:

“Nobody has any idea where these people are coming from, and we know they come from prisons,” said the former president. “We know they come from mental institutions, insane asylums. We know they’re terrorists.
“Nobody has ever seen anything like we’re witnessing right now. It is a very sad thing for our country. It’s poisoning the blood of our country. It’s so bad, and people are coming in with disease. People are coming in with every possible thing that you could have.”

Trump, just white supremin' on a Friday.

"poisoning the blood of our country", this has to be a Stephen Miller line, going full Mein Kampf

that is what I was thinking

It's a pretty clear callout to his white nationalist supporters.

A lot got made of one of his gang of incompetent lawyers, Alina Habba, turning up in court with a gaming laptop, the "2070ti asus laptop with the blue underglow". It's probably more of a tell that it was possibly she who didn't check the jury trial box on the form. Not being sexist here, it could have been another one that fucked that up. But fair to say she doesn't project legal competence by insisting it has been a "strong week" for him.

There's a group of billboard/ambulance-chasing personal injury attorneys called Habbas that advertise here in the Bay Area.. wonder if she's a relation

Into the Great White Colon

the "nobody has ever seen anything like this before" "no one has ever heard of this" thing might be my least favorite Trump rhetorical tic

"people come up to me, people come to me and they tell me, 'Sir, sir'" is probably my least favorite

Yes, big, strong men with tears in their eyes. Does anyone believe that?

A lot got made of one of his gang of incompetent lawyers, Alina Habba,

Ali Baba?

tbf, Trump will often insert a parenthetical "can you believe it?" into these stories to emphasize just how unbelievable they are. obviously he's a man to whom unbelievable things happen as often as they are needed to prove whatever point he wishes to make.

Maybe they *are* all going to put out albums.

hello. i am paralyzed and literally cannot breathe send help… 🤣
oh my god… i haven’t touched anything… https://t.co/sgL07Dhh62 pic.twitter.com/nTGwI7PHPk

— Jim Stewartson, Anti-disinfo activist 🇺🇸🇺🇦💙 (@jimstewartson) October 6, 2023

Give it a couple years and Lauren Boebert will have more #1s than Elvis

Number one with a Boebert.

She go from getting kicked out of Beetlejuice to starring in touring company of Beetlejuice.

Based on her McCarthy vote, we do know she's very much "jump in the line" at this point

Banana fana boebert

Trump on Hannibal Lecter: You know why I like him? Because he said on television “I love Donald Trump” so I love him pic.twitter.com/1jYyXKFkjI

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 7, 2023

Good to see he can still stay on message.

Two great gourmands

Has anyone seen Silence of the Lambs?

Yeah that guy should def be president again

think he's a bigger fan of Triumph of the Will

"Hannibal Lecter, how great an actor was he?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ck-09fvlpI

I'll admit that, as a person who is opposed to every aspect of his existence, I'm occasionally overly eager to go for the 'what a fucking moron' GOTCHA! at times when the facts perhaps don't necessarily warrant a GOTCHA!, but in this instance, it really does not seem like he's capable of separating the character from the actor who plays the character. I'm genuinely unconvinced that he's aware of the difference.

remember when he thought Vince McMahon died in a car explosion because of a WWE storyline?