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"elmo" is like "drumpf"; funny for one second and then annoying forever

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 9 October 2023 18:21 (six months ago) link

elmo mrumpf

lag∞n, Monday, 9 October 2023 18:22 (six months ago) link

St Elon's Fire

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 October 2023 18:24 (six months ago) link

he made his first lump sum of money off a company called zip2, that has some nickname potential

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 9 October 2023 19:33 (six months ago) link

my bf was taking my pics and his friend was like “portrait mode! use portrait mode!” and i was like “ew no!”………. tell me why he’s the person who created it………….

— 🎀 dove! 🎀 (@lovedoveclarke) October 9, 2023



Weird to me that the punctuation in the payoff here is so totally off that I didn't understand it but no one in the replies seems to have had that trouble. Am I just old?

Alba, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 02:53 (six months ago) link

Yeah it sounds like an odd request

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 10:57 (six months ago) link

think the current discourse has finally driven me away

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 03:21 (six months ago) link

calling it discourse is maybe a bit of a stretch

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 03:24 (six months ago) link

It's similar to the innovations e.e. cummings brought to poetry, but with a modern spin.

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 03:42 (six months ago) link

wau

this is going to sound like i'm joking, but i am absolutely not: no lag∞n, no credibility

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 03:54 (six months ago) link

it's the last straw

symsymsym, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 03:55 (six months ago) link

end of an era

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 04:00 (six months ago) link

interesting to see how Thierry Breton's stepping in and using the EU's new rules on online media to threaten Musk plays out. he's set his blue-ticks on them and is trying to stonewall, but my gut reaction is they won't be fucked with on this.

Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book (stevie), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 08:17 (six months ago) link

Twitter has mostly been pretty good on the week's events. Have seen pics/footage of pro-Palestine protests in many parts of the world, for example.

Many posters have done very well to counter the current narratives. It's certainly coming through to me.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 09:19 (six months ago) link

i dunno. the number of beheading videos and astroturfed hashtags i've seen is higher than ideal.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 12:59 (six months ago) link

atrocity competition

sean gramophone, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 14:37 (six months ago) link

the level of warmongering on there combined with all the misinformation is too much for me, tho yeah there is more room for other views on there than say the tv news, also just the whole israel-palistine situation is so awful that i dont really want to consume endless info on it regardless of its political slant or quality

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 15:12 (six months ago) link

being reminded of usa post 9/11 also not super pleasant

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 15:13 (six months ago) link

all I see on there is stuff about Jada Smith and Joe Budden

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 15:17 (six months ago) link

that does sound nice

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 15:21 (six months ago) link

does it, though

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 16:07 (six months ago) link

you know how much i love joe budden updates

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 16:27 (six months ago) link

I’ve always been very careful about who I follow or allow to follow me so my bad experiences so far have been limited to seeing TERF shite (which is bad enough) but I will not watch any of the horrible Middle East snuff clips doing the rounds or explore I/P stuff from bots/new accounts/trolls. I’ve had over a decade of figuring out who is or isn’t full of shit.

steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 16:58 (six months ago) link

being reminded of usa post 9/11 also not super pleasant

― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 11, 2023 11:13 AM (one hour ago)

this is a not-confined-to-twitter otm

rob, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 17:09 (six months ago) link

Even after 9/11 there were cursory attempts to protect Muslims from collective blame

I’m not seeing that here

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 17:25 (six months ago) link

i've noticed my usage really dropping off in the last month or so. and not even for morals or mental health reasons, more just boredom with it, lack of engagement (I don't know if "shadowbanning" is real but I did notice that after I got banned for impersonating Elon Musk in the post-bluecheck mania and saying that the Twitter team was hard at work so "Two Against Nature" by Steely Dan would autoplay while you were using the app my engagements and views of my tweets were down radically)

which actually might be a worse sign for the platform, indifference is deadlier than outrage

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 18:52 (six months ago) link

yeah I just checked and I'm seeing all of one single tweet about the baseball games over the last few hours which given the people I follow is pretty surprising. its not at all like previous years. no one wants to tweet these days

frogbs, Thursday, 12 October 2023 03:56 (six months ago) link

Ad tweets are showing up in my timeline again, I hope adblock and ublock can keep up with filtering those out. It took a couple of weeks last time Twxttxr made a change.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 12 October 2023 21:22 (six months ago) link

I got an anti-vax ad yesterday, don't recall the last time I reported an ad

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 12 October 2023 21:27 (six months ago) link

no one wants to tweet these days

The great X-it

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 12 October 2023 22:13 (six months ago) link

Threads seems to be picking up steam in the last couple days, posters are reaching out to find people with similar interests and the app added edit and voice functions

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 12 October 2023 22:50 (six months ago) link

bluesky still nice but this “Ned” is a main character on my feed?!

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 13 October 2023 02:22 (six months ago) link

Wish we could get to the bottom of who this Ned is

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 13 October 2023 03:12 (six months ago) link

is anyone else seeing "RT" at the start of every retweet like it's 2010 again?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 13 October 2023 14:01 (six months ago) link

I just figured that meant it was Russian propaganda

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 13 October 2023 14:02 (six months ago) link

seems to be down at the moment, can't get anything to load

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 13 October 2023 14:09 (six months ago) link

xpost- which is even weirder since they've now renamed it "repost" instead of "retweet"

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 October 2023 14:10 (six months ago) link

is anyone else seeing "RT" at the start of every retweet like it's 2010 again?

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, October 13, 2023 10:01 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

ive seen that bug before manual rts are still operating deep within the system

lag∞n, Friday, 13 October 2023 18:27 (six months ago) link

only they can save us

mark s, Friday, 13 October 2023 18:38 (six months ago) link

XP GOT A WHOLE LOTTA NED *bwroaur* "it's time to get the NED out!" jk i like the ned for sure.

yeah for me it's like ned/gaiman duopoly enterprise, but the gaimans are v perseverative, ned is funny and informative.

i am so bad at socials, i ventured into mastodon in a similar non-custodial non-curated way and it is now controlled by a nice enough person i will call antlady-- i have no idea why she is there. but i learned a bit about bugs.

i'd meet u where u are, but that place really sucks (Hunt3r), Friday, 13 October 2023 18:46 (six months ago) link

xxp yup the original retrofit of "RT" as real links in the table is still pretty fundamental to how retweets work in the backend. so i'm sure this is a bug (looks like it's fixed now).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 13 October 2023 18:50 (six months ago) link

We should invite this Ned guy to ILX

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 13 October 2023 19:00 (six months ago) link

I think he used to post a lot on ILTWITTER iirc.

Smike and Pmith (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 13 October 2023 19:30 (six months ago) link

xxp yup the original retrofit of "RT" as real links in the table is still pretty fundamental to how retweets work in the backend.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, October 13, 2023 2:50 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

stuff like this is so funny like if you were making some lil app for hundreds of users youd be embarrassed to put a weird design like that in there but there it is in one of the biggest sites in the world just cause of circumstances a decade+ ago

lag∞n, Friday, 13 October 2023 19:34 (six months ago) link

it's backward compatible and if they ever turn sms notifications back on it's legible (lol)

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 13 October 2023 19:37 (six months ago) link

that should be musks next move going back to sms and 140 chars

lag∞n, Friday, 13 October 2023 19:38 (six months ago) link

i think twitter usernames are still limited to 15 chars because sms is limited to 160 chars and tweets used to be 140 + a couple of bytes for "RT ", etc.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 13 October 2023 19:48 (six months ago) link

its kinda like how the entire consumer financial architecture in the US is built around a piece of plastic from the 60s

, Friday, 13 October 2023 20:03 (six months ago) link

when is the government gonna need to start recycling social security numbers?

, Friday, 13 October 2023 20:04 (six months ago) link

We should invite this Ned guy to ILX

Well you know.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 October 2023 20:11 (six months ago) link


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