Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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learned yesterday that you won't actually get stuck that way if you cross your eyes too long

started believing that probably age 5 and then went 30 years never stumbling onto a situation that would cause me to rethink it

been crossing my eyes all day, lot of lost time to make up for

, Monday, 9 October 2023 23:50 (six months ago) link

don't get stuck!

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 01:16 (six months ago) link

Here's one secret advantage to being able to cross your eyes.

If you're doing one of those "Find 6 differences between these 2 picures" puzzles, cross your eyes until the images merge and the differences almost jump right out.

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 05:47 (six months ago) link

that the word spelled "indicted" is the same as the word pronounced "indited", & the word spelled "epitome" is the same as the word pronounced "epitomy" - in retrospect it seems odd that it never occurred to me that, ya know, you read those words reasonably often but i'd never once heard anybody say em.

donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 06:09 (six months ago) link

If you're doing one of those "Find 6 differences between these 2 picures" puzzles, cross your eyes until the images merge and the differences almost jump right out.


wtf

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 07:22 (six months ago) link

if you ever practiced doing those magic eye pictures it's easy to do

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 07:49 (six months ago) link

the guy who portrayed the "indian" in the village people was actually of native american heritage

found that out approx 10 mins ago

learning all the time huh

donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 09:28 (six months ago) link

If you're doing one of those "Find 6 differences between these 2 picures" puzzles, cross your eyes until the images merge and the differences almost jump right out.

wtf

holy crap it really works

Ste, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 10:34 (six months ago) link

Takes the fun out of those puzzles, but ok!

pplains, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 14:19 (six months ago) link

these are two entirely different pictures

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 14:29 (six months ago) link

Takes the fun out of those puzzles, but ok!

It's how I found the right books to unlock the Ninth Gate.

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 17:06 (six months ago) link

learned today that mules are donkey/horse hybrids and can't mate with each other

Male donkey with female horse = mule
Male horse with female donkey = hinny (less common, and look different than mules)

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 17:21 (six months ago) link

I didn't realize miniature donkeys were a distinct mediterranean breed until now!

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 21:46 (six months ago) link

and can't mate with each other

tbf they can *mate*

they just don't need protection

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 00:58 (six months ago) link

speak for yourself. those things can kick

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 02:15 (six months ago) link

Sprinklers are actually timed to go a full rotation in one minute

Heez, Thursday, 12 October 2023 16:37 (six months ago) link

tbf they can *mate*

things you are shockingly old when you haven’t learned yet

vashti funyuns (sic), Thursday, 12 October 2023 16:54 (six months ago) link

🧉

Smike and Pmith (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 12 October 2023 18:15 (six months ago) link

Male donkey with female horse = mule
Dave Swarbrick forced to mate with Sarah Jessica Parker in 6 inch heels, shouldn't be allowed

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 12 October 2023 18:37 (six months ago) link

Our gut biome is external to our body, total "wait, whut?" moment.

Jaq, Thursday, 12 October 2023 19:10 (six months ago) link

i'm sorry...what?!

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:21 (six months ago) link

I know!!

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:24 (six months ago) link

aiui if we turned ourselves inside out, all that stuff is living separately/symbiotically on the surface of our body?

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:25 (six months ago) link

So...how does it get in there? Is it transmitted from adults to babies (via mother's milk or something)?

read-only (unperson), Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:42 (six months ago) link

The internal/external is both counter intiuitive and logical — open your mouth wide and it’s obvious the cavity belongs to the outside world and is not a part of your body, that remains the case all down the alimentary canal and beyond

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Thursday, 12 October 2023 21:06 (six months ago) link

Very true. Also the gut and the inner lung surface is very much the largest surface area exposed to the outside world, each about the size of a tennis court if you flattened them out. The defence systems are pretty remarkable but that’s why most infections get to us via the airways or ingestion of pathogens.

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 12 October 2023 21:11 (six months ago) link

Also despite being a biomed lecturer, one thing I was very late to realise is that the lungs are a pouch which grows off the gut tube during development. It’s why they have a common opening.

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 12 October 2023 21:13 (six months ago) link

And of course now I'm thinking of the Terry Bisson story "They're Made Out of Meat"...

read-only (unperson), Thursday, 12 October 2023 21:16 (six months ago) link

I love the Leonard cohen lyric about being nothing but the brief elaboration of a tube

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Thursday, 12 October 2023 21:23 (six months ago) link

also thinking of Kristeva's notion of "the abject" - from us, but not us

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Thursday, 12 October 2023 21:42 (six months ago) link

This is making me think of the idea that in 3d, we'd break in half because of our digestive tube.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 13 October 2023 08:58 (six months ago) link

Ugh. In *2D* I meant.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 13 October 2023 09:01 (six months ago) link

did they ever slice up anyone vertically, or has it always been horizontally?

(am thinking of The Visible Human project where they freeze dried and then sliced up and scanned somone who'd donated their body to medical science - https://www.nlm.nih.gov/research/visible/full_color_png.html )

koogs, Friday, 13 October 2023 09:05 (six months ago) link

(i think the digitised results were turned into full 3d model so you can spin and slice them in other axes, should you want)

koogs, Friday, 13 October 2023 09:19 (six months ago) link

for my birthday one time a friend so-called gave me a flipbook of this (the vertical slicing) :\

mark s, Friday, 13 October 2023 11:01 (six months ago) link

HR from Bad Brains was born in Liverpool.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Friday, 13 October 2023 13:32 (six months ago) link

Jackie Collins and Joan Collins are different people.

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 08:58 (six months ago) link

aren't they sisters?

Stevo, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 10:01 (six months ago) link

Were.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 10:04 (six months ago) link

The drink WKD is pronounced Wicked not WKD

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 10:11 (six months ago) link

I was in the bandvan when HR popped out to collect a souvenir from the Liverpool hospital he was born in as Paul Hudson. Trying to think what he came back with a bit of a sign or something.
Solo tour with brother Earl, Kenny Dread on guitar and a bassist who came from Leytonstone who was known as Englishman.

Wound up staying on their hotel room floor after they played Manchester. & got a lift to Liverpool with them.

Now surprised if that was the first time he'd been back to the town. I know Id seen the Bad Brains in 86 and think they'd been over at least once before that.

Stevo, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 14:09 (six months ago) link

Was the bassist this guy?

https://www.discogs.com/artist/465496-Englishman

ash ra pimple (Matt #2), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 14:18 (six months ago) link

Cool!

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 14:19 (six months ago) link

Just found a story linking him to HE so yeah would seem to be
https://legendaryreggae.com/2014/06/19/the-mighty-roots-of-englishman/

Stevo, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 14:58 (six months ago) link

mis-pronouncement of words when younger redux: portakabin as por-taka-bin

(there's a lot of it in the book I'm currently reading and every single one is still por-taka-bin even though i know it's wrong)

koogs, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 04:41 (six months ago) link

That Marc Andreessen comes from Iowa and not, as I had imagined, Norway or something.

Alba, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 05:37 (six months ago) link

yeah, the public sphere software he nebulously contributed to and commercialized into Netscape was developed at the University of Illinois of all places

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 13:04 (six months ago) link

H. G. Wells was part of the Bromley Contingent.

Smike and Pmith (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 21 October 2023 20:58 (six months ago) link

I thought they the piggie was going to market to buy groceries until about 2 months ago. I'm 45.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 21 October 2023 21:19 (six months ago) link


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