Uniforms—Logos—Court Designs—Socks—Sneakers—Headbands—Mouthguards

DENVER?????

― infinite wiggles (Spottie), Monday, October 23, 2023 12:54 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

truly grotesque, maybe the worst ones

the overlapping word mark is unforgivable, and lol they found a way to put a little black in there, but compared to most of them its very good

― lag∞n, Monday, October 23, 2023 1:07 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

maybe the garden will sell $40 3D goggles that make them look normal

yeah the knicks one is among the worst imo.

https://x.com/worldwidewob/status/1716528002853667202?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

hmmmm we have a lurker I see

those wizards ones give the heat cultures a ride for their money

w t f

This will be the Thunder's court at home for the In-Season Tournament games, the first one Nov. 3 against the Warriors. pic.twitter.com/csVr6RrazC

— Royce Young (@royceyoung) October 30, 2023

ah very nice plenty of paint

big 2k energy

knicks doing a little damage control over how terrible their court is gonna look

https://x.com/JCMacriNBA/status/1719018816963813397?s=20

well it’s a lot better than gray would have been!

Nice how the league seems to think that whatever way they mess with court designs, it will have zero effect on game play. The next step will be 'dazzle' camouflage .

i follow the logic of needing to have a way for the fan to turn on the TV and understand that the regular season game they’re watching is actually a special game. and altering the courts is a very obvious option in order to achieve that. but!!!! this feels like they went several steps too far…

Christopher Arena, the NBA's head of on-court and brand partnerships

nvmic

lol

ok i finally actually looked at the zach lowe article about this and these pictures need to be in this thread for posterity and eternal judgment/damnation

https://a3.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2023%2F1029%2Fr1245502_1296x729_16%2D9.jpg&w=570&format=jpg

and the piece de resistance

https://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2023%2F1030%2Fr1245804_1296x729_16%2D9.jpg&w=570&format=jpg

truly deranged times in which we live

the indy one lmao

why if youre going to paint a whole court in team colors wouldnt you use their actual colors

all these courts look like they should be in an arena that seats 4,000 and is home to a lower division team in a minor european city

reminiscent of the old bucks court

https://www.si.com/.image/t_share/MTY4MTAyNjQ5OTUxMzY0NDgw/mecca-courtjpg.jpg

will the courts be the same color as the jerseys?

celtics going with the bucks colors for their court, very nice

The @celtics all-new court for the NBA In-Season Tournament pic.twitter.com/X4YRAT4Rf5

— NBA (@NBA) October 30, 2023

https://x.com/chicagobulls/status/1720080822299132081?s=46

It’s still not my fav but I do love the history behind the details.

Ugh

The history in the details 👀 @MotorolaUS | https://t.co/ubuEaB9FiD pic.twitter.com/BqnSKWB9q8

— Chicago Bulls (@chicagobulls) November 2, 2023

i know ive said this before but i fuckin hate these cutesy lil local color details, i can just see the shit ass pitch meetings, its a basketball uniform not a wikipedia page, make it look good, keep it in line with the general team brand, thats all you have to do, dont make it dark grey, no offense jeff

look at this celtics shit its got some werd begging ass side stripe... thats made out of the famous parquet! this is toy shit grow up make something actually good

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F974_dMawAAscT0?format=jpg&name=medium

its the perfect expression of corporate mind that has no idea what is good but loves little stories

I'm more annoyed by it when it's from a city in which I don't live, for sure.

i will say the one time they got it right with this easter egg shit, it looks like a basketball uniform no weird convoluted details, in line with the team brand, but different enough to make you go hey, kind of cool to have the city and team name on there

https://i.imgur.com/Qcxo0wq.png

https://i.imgur.com/u3enkrJ.png

also should be said that history factoids, while i am extremely subject to their power, are empty calories

W’s 2023-24 Nike NBA City Edition uniform.

Thoughts? pic.twitter.com/2Bf0dYZ4Di

— warriorsworld (@warriorsworld) November 2, 2023

its a pretty cohesive design which is more than can be said for most of these with tho the drop shadow on the number is kinda left field, aesthetically its really cutesy kinda cartoonish do not like, and of course fuck all this noise

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F978TQebcAA35w5?format=jpg&name=900x900https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F978TQbbMAAW0E5?format=jpg&name=900x900

in conclusion that uniform is good... for a baby to wear

yeah cartoony is right, i think it will look good on tv tho. approx 1 million times better than the rose unis from last year.

lol those were so bad some guys youd see a little of the rose peaking out, it looked so fucked up, but yeah these should scan well on tv cause its generally a pretty nice deisgn

having a largely two tone uniform but then with a slightly different tertiary color is really bad, you could see how it could be a nice uniform without all the dumb stuff they do these days

the shots stripe pattern is cool, original with out trying too hard or looking dumb, its just too bad were supposed to pretend its train tracks, its not train tracks its shorts

i never liked that medieval tunic collar tho, searching for the triforce ass

i hate that collar, made even worse by how thick it is

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— Phoenix Suns (@Suns) November 2, 2023

lol

Seven Thunder City Editions.

How do you rank em? pic.twitter.com/QJDUYJANai

— OKC ⚡️ Tracker (@OKCTracker) November 2, 2023

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F98kttVagAAZ9aa?format=png&name=small

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-C6FaHaEAARXsw?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

this can't be life!!!!

jfc thats so much worse than i thought itd be and i already thought it would suck

it looks slippery thatd be funny if they made it slippery

watchign it live and its just really not pleasing to look at. the players looks smaller, way too much visual noise.

haliburton has already slipped twice and they had the mop/dry crew working on a spot lol

oh no lol

Looks like the floor of a gym they rapidly built for the olympics to host volleyball.