Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

isn't he solving the problems in the Middle East for a couple billion dollars right now?

Trump expected on the stand Nov. 6 (I assume he cannot just get mad and leave). Someone posted: "Back-to-back-to-back-to-back testimony expected by three of Trump’s adult children, followed by the ex-president. A Trump on the stand for the first four court days in November."

Four Days in November.

I love it.

I love that we use the term “adult children” for them.

"Back-to-back-to-back-to-back testimony expected by three of Trump’s adult children, followed by the ex-president.

"Don't stand so close to me ... "

keep doing this shit Donny

Since Bill Barr is a witness against Trump in the J6 case, this new post violates his gag order in DC. pic.twitter.com/9q4MwM0fNP

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 30, 2023

worth it, though

I swear i saw bill barr wandering on 6th ave this summer without a care in the world

And his hair was perfect.

His hair was perfect
xpost ha ha

I saw Don Junior walking with the caine

What's it all about, Alfie

Trump: Well, that's one I haven't heard before.

Google: Trump fourth grade level About 9,950,000 results (0.37 seconds)

Tbh, I'm surprised we don't see this from any of them more often, but it's still funny:

Trump gets the name of the city he’s in wrong, forcing someone on stage to apparently whisper in his ear where he actually is: “You’re in Sioux City, Mr. President” pic.twitter.com/c0dEQbAElg

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) October 29, 2023

“Cleveland! Good morning!”

O RLY

“ With droopy eyelids and mouth agape, Mr. Trump stammers and mumbles. He squints. His arms flap. He shuffles his feet and wanders laggardly across the stage. A burst of laughter and applause erupts from the crowd as he feigns confusion by turning and pointing to invisible supporters, as if he does not realize his back is to them.

But his recent campaign events have also featured less deliberate stumbles. Mr. Trump has had a string of unforced gaffes, garble and general disjointedness that go beyond his usual discursive nature, and that his Republican rivals are pointing to as signs of his declining performance.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/30/us/politics/trump-biden-age.html

lol discursive is a polite way to describe it I guess

'increasingly incoherent' is the new 'increasingly isolated'

he's a month away from the neck brace and wheelchair in court. "I'm sorry, your honor, my client is too incapacitated to participate any further."

https://bradybunchreviewed.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/jcoogan.jpg?w=840

His usual repulsive nature

That's about the only time the NYT has run the Trump version of the is-Joe-Biden-too-old? piece.

#bothsides

#birthcertificates

it sort of passed me by that "the adult children of Trump" isn't some media commentary joke, it's actually how the court describes them in discovery documents.. lol

"Trump's next of kin" sounds better imho

spawn maybe?

I think that's meant in the "reading of the will" sense

They mean Trump’s adult children because he still has one who is not an adult yet.

^^ suzy coming in with the facts.

p.s. I initially read that as "still has one who is not an adult pet"

as someone who has done minor groundworks and actually mixed and poured concrete as part of my previous job - albeit quite badly as I'm not a builder. I'm just sniggering to myself at this dense adult child brat of his, testifying in court under oath that "I just pour concrete". It's funny because I'm struggling to imagine him pouring a glass of water without fucking it up.

like trying to get out of jury duty lol

“Ms Trump, who resides in Florida with her three minor children, will suffer undue hardship if a stay is denied and she is required to testify at trial in New York in the middle of a school week, in a case she has already been dismissed from, before her appeal is heard,” her lawyers said in a legal filing on Thursday.

But in an expedited ruling on Thursday night, the appeals court offered a curt, 11-word response.

“Application for interim stay pending decision on the motion is denied,” the judges wrote.

beautifully concise response

Must have been tough for her lawyers to write that motion with a straight face

“Yours in service”

jared can be mommy for a day or two

Pretty sure DJT will motion that he is suffering an undue hardship as his testimony comes in the middle of King Kong Week on the Gorilla Channel.

This whole thing is such a joke and his business seemingly ran the the emperor's new clothes, it makes me question the entire validity of the US economy as it seems like any moron with enough money can just get lawyers to make any stupidity go away.

As long as you don't get into Theranos or Enron or FTX total fuckery, you don't end up in REAL trouble.

Look at a dude like Michael Milken for all the BS he did, dude is still in business doing his thing.

All this and you can get choked out on the street for selling single smokes in America.

are you insulting the american dream

LOL I have an old fam friend who’s a total Trumper, married a very rich person and they live practically next door to Trump in NJ and she just posted a pic on instagram a few days ago and I was like “is she posting a pic of herself with Michael Mullen?!?!” Yes she was.

now that Meadows has disavowed the great lie his book publisher is suing him for leaving them with a lot of unwanted pulpers all about the great lie.

i love to see it

They could market it as metafiction

They could market it as metafiction

The second post is actually completely different from the first due to context.

Do you think you could market it as metafiction?

60 Minutes is doing a segment on me tonight, after an extensive interview I gave them a couple of weeks ago. Have no idea what the final produced version will be like, but wanted to let friends know to watch if you're interested. https://t.co/bEkmLdu0zu

— John Eastman (@DrJohnEastman) November 5, 2023

He seems confident his dodgy rationalizations will protect him from legal jeopardy.

Another striking similarity with the Nazi party is how you can look at nearly all of these goons and be like, "THIS guy thinks he's part of a "master race"?"

I think that guy's face melted at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.