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well done

That sketch makes him look way handsomer than he really is

lol ya think

pretty sure that's not a real court sketch but a delightful parody

the real court sketches are something, one of them truly looks like they're drawing a Twilight Zone character

so despite having watched 3045709384 eps of law and order 4913984 times each i was faintly startled by the way defence is popping up at every hinge-point in this trial to say "we now move for an acquittal!" -- which the judge then denies. does this always happen in the US? in the hope that the judge by mistake says yes?

i mean i realise there *are* some acquittals at such stages, bcz the prosecution has fully fucked up its case or someone else has confessed or whatever -- but is it defence's job just to try it on anyway, just in case?

pretty sure that's not a real court sketch but a delightful parody

the real court sketches are something, one of them truly looks like they're drawing a Twilight Zone character

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, October 31, 2023 10:10 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think there are multiple sketches - I'm not sure there's one official sketch artist so they may all be "real" sketches.

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Pretty much. The defense attorney has to ask for it to preserve the issue for appeal, but it is rarely granted.

lol why has dick wolf lied to me (by omission)?!?

jury ready to go home

SAM BANKMAN FRIED IS GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!!! https://t.co/0CkDs6WzHg pic.twitter.com/c7XdrDV7co

— Coffeezilla (@coffeebreak_YT) November 2, 2023

they started deliberating this afternoon

now that's some effective altruism, amirite?

ayye

Probably the first real consequence he’s faced in his entire life

really getting thrown in the deep end

lol, what a loser

are they really gonna appeal this?

I guess that's not very charitable, but something about this guy makes me hate him.

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Must be all the fraud.

hes a bit of a sociopath

https://x.com/jimcramer/status/1539532374463102980?s=46&t=56pvpJvqL5GRtMdLh4N49g

Most fraudsters have at least one thing in common: they have no apparent sense of shame or remorse.

Goes along with being a sociopath, I reckon.

I saw a guy being interviewed who had been an early sceptic of this enterprise and had gone after SBF early and warned people it was a grift. Not a pleasant person himself, a charmless, grizzled veteran market speculator from the 80's who says fuck every 2nd word. The funny bit was when he explained his original misgivings "nothing about this checked out ... also I hated the stupid little fuck"

lol cant argue with it

RIP big man

I mean, all of crypto is a big grift, so on some level this was a fraud of frauds.

absolutely dire

POV: You bought an expensive JPEG and flight to Hong Kong to attend a festival and almost lose your eye sight.

Yuga never disappoints. pic.twitter.com/Ob3Ry4OApW

— YallahHabibi 🦭 (@YallahHabibiBTC) November 5, 2023

lol, sounded like a spellblinding event. I don't really understand how someone in the chain of the festival organisation up to the event manager wouldn't be piping up + saying hmm perhaps it's not a great idea and actually extremely dangerous to blast a crowd of people with cornea burning UV light.

in related news I started using hyabak eye drops every morning, which are good for anyone who does too much screentime. It doesn't protect from direct exposure to UV though!

halfway down the quick photokeratitis thread it says "think snowblindness" -- which is correct (snowblindness is indeed caused an excess of UV light) but also a trillion times too cool for these shut-in clowns

yes, I was listening someone talking about UV sterilisers and mentioning that if you are dumb enough to shine one into yr own eyes it could cause permanent cornea damage at worst or at least temporary "snowblindness"

I don't really understand how someone in the chain of the festival organisation up to the event manager wouldn't be piping up + saying hmm perhaps it's not a great idea and actually extremely dangerous to blast a crowd of people with cornea burning UV light.

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, November 6, 2023 12:46 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

presumably someone bought the lights and didnt realize they were the bad kind, same thing happened at a hypebeast event a while ago, also in hong kong https://hongkongfp.com/2017/10/26/partygoers-left-burns-light-sensitivity-hypebeast-event-landmark

According to Philip’s website, it emits 12.0 W of UV-C radiation and is mainly used for disinfection purposes.

bruh

i thought about buying a uv-c light once to stick inside a leather boot that had a moldy smell. never occurred to me to use one as a vibe light

seems very appropriate that this happens in hong kong, bastion of unregulated, free-market capitalism where nothing is unavailable for purchase to the general public, not even cancer-causing skin burning UV-C bulbs

going to also put my response in the “bruh” column

UV-C wtf

https://i.postimg.cc/ZR55wqNV/Screenshot-20231106-172742.jpg

honestly feel bad for these doofuses hope none of them have permanent damage, if they dont then its funny

look how shitty this is lol

not a single woman in sight at the bored ape fest pic.twitter.com/tVSUv6VSAr

— kate bush's husband (@airbagged) November 6, 2023

tbf i think i see two women in the video

more energy there than at that Bored Ape event with LCD Soundsystem last year

When I say I want to see these guys get burned by the lack of regulations I don’t mean that literally

rip CZ

i will also pay $4.3 billion in fines

finally, mark s admits his crimes

only the little ones

Extra toppings at the DOJ pizza party this year

“Binance” just feels like a pun a bisexual banker would make.

lol

I'm a Bisexual Binvestment Banker from Binancesylvania

everyone these days, they’re bi. bi-sexual or bi-tcoin

trinance:

https://c.ndtvimg.com/2019-04/jq0otaso_fancy-winnie-the-pooh-pooh-memes_625x300_09_April_19.jpg