yeah idk once the death spiral starts its hard to stop (why they call it a death spiral)
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 22:39 (six months ago) link
i do think he caused it fwiw
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 22:40 (six months ago) link
Of course he did. No one could do this by accident.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 00:48 (six months ago) link
opening twitter for one second
The chant at Liverpool Street as many have pointed out is indeed not "intifada" but "ceasefire now" . Apologies.— Simon Schama (@simon_schama) November 1, 2023
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 November 2023 15:52 (six months ago) link
it's Free Parking all over again
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 16:16 (six months ago) link
Apologies.
You can tell that came straight from his heart. it is practically a mirror image of it.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 18:41 (six months ago) link
This account may enter a period of inactivity as I am being indicted for securities fraud at 4PM tomorrow. Stay tuned for further updates.— crazy ass moments in nu metal history (@numetal_moment) October 31, 2023
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 1 November 2023 23:02 (six months ago) link
new revenue streams
Emails obtained by Forbes reveal that a team within the company, known as the @Handle Team, has begun work on a handle marketplace for the purchase of account names left unused by the people who originally registered them. In at least some cases, X/Twitter has emailed solicitations to potential buyers requesting a flat fee of $50,000 to initiate a purchase.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexkonrad/2023/11/03/elon-musk-x-has-started-selling-off-old-twitter-handles
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 November 2023 13:12 (six months ago) link
i wonder if he gave $50k to the guy who had @X originally
― 龜, Saturday, 4 November 2023 13:16 (six months ago) link
Twitter 'For You' currently showing me one single post, Corbyn at the rally. has been like this all day.
― koogs, Saturday, 4 November 2023 17:38 (six months ago) link
thats the only post for you
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 November 2023 17:47 (six months ago) link
throw all the other twitters back on the shelf
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 4 November 2023 17:55 (six months ago) link
now replaced by a single tweet from Owen Jones, also at the rally.
― koogs, Saturday, 4 November 2023 18:03 (six months ago) link
Cringe levels off the charts with this entire venture
Nice to meet you Grok. So, you're funny, super curious, and a little spicy sometimes too? That's my kind of friend. Old BFFs move aside. https://t.co/ewlzaEUEhR— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) November 5, 2023
― groovypanda, Sunday, 5 November 2023 20:22 (six months ago) link
Yay pic.twitter.com/VYj9LqdEP9— curiousnewton (@curiousnewton) November 5, 2023
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 November 2023 20:25 (six months ago) link
wow owned
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 5 November 2023 20:28 (six months ago) link
if i was worried about revenue streams i would simply not make my product so toxic that no serious business wants to be associated with it
― no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 November 2023 20:31 (six months ago) link
the world is clamoring for a more racist ai
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 November 2023 20:44 (six months ago) link
As Musk has sacked teams that would've responded there is a lot of Palestinian content on twitter---
Walid Mahmoud @WalidMahmodRoukIsraeli official: We are facing a problem with pro-Palestinian content on Telegram and X. Facebook, Instagram and TikTok have responded to 92% of our requests to remove palestinan content since the start of the Aggression on Gaza
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 November 2023 15:15 (six months ago) link
interesting
― that genius dn i thought of on Zing but couldn't update to (Hunt3r), Monday, 6 November 2023 15:23 (six months ago) link
Apparently, Elon has never read either The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or Stranger in a Strange Land.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 6 November 2023 21:01 (six months ago) link
prob not a big book guy
― lag∞n, Monday, 6 November 2023 21:05 (six months ago) link
there's a reason he's so salty about wikipedia -- it's where he spends all his time
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 15:22 (six months ago) link
no shade towards Hitchhiker's Guide but I fear that Elon would become even more annoying if he read it
― c u (crüt), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 20:06 (six months ago) link
Otm
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 20:10 (six months ago) link
That would be a singularity of annoyance.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 20:11 (six months ago) link
I imagine he'd try to become Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 22:20 (six months ago) link
So now all my "Notifications" are about random tweets I've never interacted with.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 15:04 (six months ago) link
hey maybe you want to know about them
check out this tweet
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 15:05 (six months ago) link
because you liked that tweet, we're recommending this other tweet. evening? sorted!
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 15:06 (six months ago) link
Classic.
Greedy CEO who pretends like he’s self made. In reality, just a clown & fraud. Always has been, always will be. Quit the tough guy act in these senate hearings. You know where to find me. Anyplace, Anytime cowboy. #LittleManSyndrome pic.twitter.com/JNvT7IsA6m— Sean M. O'Brien (@TeamsterSOB) June 21, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 20:32 (five months ago) link
lol get him
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 20:33 (five months ago) link
oof
Exclusive: Apple is pausing all advertising on X, formerly Twitterhttps://t.co/RV69yHZHIi— Ina Fried (@inafried) November 17, 2023
― frogbs, Friday, 17 November 2023 19:53 (five months ago) link
I'd like to see someone actually say they will pull advertising completely and never return, rather than these 'pauses'
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 17 November 2023 19:57 (five months ago) link
yeah was thinking the same
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 November 2023 19:58 (five months ago) link
It’s a Humanitarian Pause
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 17 November 2023 20:13 (five months ago) link
the benefit of pausing is that it gives apple the time to turn toward the camera, break the 4th the wall, and really level with the consumer before resuming
― i really like that!! (z_tbd), Friday, 17 November 2023 20:16 (five months ago) link
I was thinking, sure, nice move, but remember when all those big companies "paused" shortly after Elon purchased it in the first place and they mostly came back and it made no difference at all?
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 17 November 2023 20:18 (five months ago) link
eh i think ad revenue is still down significantly
― 龜, Friday, 17 November 2023 20:22 (five months ago) link
yeah I thought it was a fact that their revenue was down like 70% since he bought it, plus I mean if you just hop on there now clearly the ads are uhhh quite a bit different now
I'm not really surprised they're using the word "paused", aren't people still sort of assuming he's going to sell at some point?
― frogbs, Friday, 17 November 2023 20:26 (five months ago) link
Who needs IBM anyway when you're still attracting advertisers of this calibre to your site?
👩🍳 Keep your fingers safe from sharp knives with the Stainless Steel Finger Protector!👸Get It Now👉 https://t.co/iViI1cx99C pic.twitter.com/LNY9BSbWd7— Pavevo (@pavevocom) November 5, 2023
― groovypanda, Friday, 17 November 2023 20:29 (five months ago) link
^^i definitely see more weird junk ads than anything these days, the big companies even if they haven't given it up totally certainly appear to have pulled back
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 November 2023 20:31 (five months ago) link
Why are you even all still looking at Twitter at this late date, who even posts anymore
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 17 November 2023 20:42 (five months ago) link
its still good for sports
― frogbs, Friday, 17 November 2023 20:48 (five months ago) link
xpost basically everyone who always has
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 17 November 2023 20:49 (five months ago) link
I saw one righteous defense, which was basically "I was here before you, asshole," and another funny defense, basically "the only reason I am still here is so that I can benefit financially from the inevitable class action suit."
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 November 2023 20:57 (five months ago) link
xp i dont think that's remotely true, I'm barely on there myself unless it's to follow an NBA or NFL game I can't watch. when I go on otherwise it really does feel about half as active as it used to be
― frogbs, Friday, 17 November 2023 21:04 (five months ago) link
Hmm. I go on now and people are posting vids from the protests they’re at.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 17 November 2023 21:11 (five months ago) link
A lot of people I follow either have left or post much less frequently.
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 November 2023 21:13 (five months ago) link
people on blusky and masterdon not getting anywhere near the audience of Musk Ox's twitter
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 17 November 2023 21:24 (five months ago) link