Victor Wembanyama aka Wemby aka The Extraterrestrial

lmao

haha id be surprised if he wasnt working up a song right now

Mr Wembanyama Mr Vic Wembanyama

I've been singing "Wembanyama Mama" to myself since ums posted that.

Been singing his name to the tune of Mistadobalina myself

genuinely would be terrified if I saw this out in the wild. like my only thought would be "that better fucking be Wemby"

Happy HalloWemby!

📺 Spurs/Suns, 10pm/et on TNT pic.twitter.com/ZCNU1f5oBh

— NBA (@NBA) October 31, 2023

He's apparently working on a skyhook, if he ever gets that down RIP NBA.

Sorry but kool Keith

Chilling with wembanyama
Stroking llamas

hey his album earlier this year has a song about old Supersonics players so anything is possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krorxO_fHEI

I love it when he raps about basketball. The Baldwin hills spacemen would be my fantasy basketball team name if I played

def periodically new people or words appear that make me think i want to hear kool keith say that

It's like he's doing this on an 8-foot rim:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiLbtU_GTSM

nerf rim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgkxajrQArJ

Let's try that again.

is pop cooked?

i didn’t think so until this year

like im really starting to wince watching them play, i get that they wanted to experiment to see how everyone fits with wemby, but i feel like the experiment has lost the plot when you lose 12 games in a row. sochan is never gonna be pre-playoff freakout ben simmons and i worry that pop will break him trying to make it happen. giving wemby no direction means he plays like a 19-year-old, no shit he's gonna try to do too much and get a bunch of turnovers. this team feels rudderless without competent point guard play and their defensive woes are compounded by the turnovers and missed shots. tre jones isnt a world-beater but he's a capable pg whose on-off numbers and netrtg with wemby are fuckin good. they should experiment with winning even at the expense of some theoretical all-switching all-the-time defensive lineup.

im not terribly worried in the long run bc its not like pop was given a loaded roster to begin with. there are several good pg prospects in this draft (i like collier and topic rn but who knows) and some servicable bigs that can upgrade charles bassey pretty quickly.

the approach they’re taking may have worked more 10 or 15 years ago….the overall talent in the league means that there aren’t any easy games early in the season. so if you’re openly fucking around while everyone else is trying to win the results are going to hurt.

i also wonder if, even for a player as unique as wemby, a more traditional development approach where you ask him to focus on a few fundamentals and gradually expand his responsibilities over time, just works better.

cant help but think theyre just tanking

if you were just running jones-wemby pick and rolls all game you might win too much

meanwhile letting wemby and sochan get some reps doing whatever prob has some value, its like everyone else is playing basketball and youre playing 21 lol

idk Pop taking the mic to tell people not to boo Kawhi kinda made me feel like his heart isn't really in it anymore. its just a weird thing for a coach to do and I think maybe Pop just can't suppress his inner human anymore the way being a head coach requires you to do. but I dunno maybe they are just tanking.

i would tank if i were them, go back to the well one more time

you can tank and be better is the thing

what why

would they be winning that many more games if they were actually trying to play sound basketball? not many but probably a few, and this particular nba season has some fierce competition for being crappy, lotta crappy teams. not so easy to get those ping pong balls. otoh even once you pick up another couple pieces, how much are you setting wemby's timeline back playing like this now

i dont think youre setting him back particularly, at this stage in career letting him try stuff might even be the best choice, and of course if its a tough tanking year then tanking harder is of great benefit, i dont know that its a tough tanking year but regardless yeah tanking harder will produce better results if youre tanking lol

one problem with sucking this year is that it's supposed to a weak draft, top pick might not have any value

fwiw:

The men’s college basketball season is upon us, which means it’s time to update my NBA mock draft. So far, we’ve already received quite a bit of information on college players, as well as a lot of tape on prospects playing overseas.

What does that intel say? That this class is as wide open for players to emerge into as any iteration I’ve come across since I began covering the NBA Draft over the last decade. While this mock draft is supposed to provide a snapshot of where league and team sources generally stand on the prospects at this exact moment, it’s hard to get a read on where scouts sit on this class and even how interested many of the key players are in participating in this draft at all. There are a significant number of polarizing players this season. That starts at the top, even if scouts believe this class could potentially offer some intriguing depth.

It’s worth laying out how questionable the top of this class is. While we are still in the early stages of identifying prospects with the potential to be the No. 1 overall pick in 2024, I do not currently have a player rated as a Tier One or Tier Two prospect.

I wouldn’t say I’m especially stingy with such grades. Over the last four drafts, I have listed the following players in either of those categories:

2020: LaMelo Ball, Anthony Edwards.
2021: Cade Cunningham, Jalen Suggs, Evan Mobley, Jalen Green.
2022: Chet Holmgren, Jabari Smith Jr., Paolo Banchero, Jaden Ivey.
2023: Victor Wembanyama, Scoot Henderson, Brandon Miller, Cam Whitmore, Amen Thompson.
That’s 15 players in four classes. Some of those players have hit, and some of them look like misses, so I’m far from perfect. No evaluator is. But 14 of those 15 players were taken in the top five, with only Whitmore falling to 20th last season due to myriad factors.

As of now, I have not yet seen a player in this class with the look of a typical top-three pick in an NBA Draft. I’m not sure I’ve seen anyone in this class who looks like an average top-five selection.

https://theathletic.com/5009208/2023/11/13/nba-mock-draft-2024-alexandre-sarr/

i mean obvs youd like the draft to be "stronger" but this is the year that makes sense for them to tank, tankers cant be choosers

spurs dont need to hit a homerun in this draft imo and there are plenty of pg's who would be at minimum solid starters to complement wemby. they have their own pick and toronto's if it stays out of the top 6 (and charlotte if they somehow make the playoffs). 2025 gets fun bc they own the hawks picks for 3 years and they get a bulls 1st rounder (probably, unless they go nuclear tanking for 3 years)

the other thing i need to remember is that this team that won 22 games last year had some actual nba rotation players in jakob poeltl and josh richardson for most of the year, so take the leftovers of that team and add wemby and put sochan in the hardest position that he's never played and...12 game losing streak makes sense

yeah it's just that finishing bottom 3 might not be much better draftwise than finishing bottom 10

maybe finishing 15th will be the best lol

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— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 5, 2024

my god Wemby pic.twitter.com/D4UwJKwuoQ

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 5, 2024

thats the stuff

haha what the fuck

i was CACKLING when i saw it, i couldnt believe he made that dunk

Wow this game!

that block on giannis was completely absurd

ah they got a perfect look

VICTOR WEMBANYAMA BLOCKS GIANNIS.

pic.twitter.com/6Z8At9cJm9

— Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) January 5, 2024

a little early for "new sheriff in town" comments, but that was a sweet block and giannis is now on notice for the remainder of their respective careers.

betcha he's gonna be the 5th guy to record a quadruple double

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GEZAwNgWoAARId3?format=jpg&name=large

what

like im really starting to wince watching them play, i get that they wanted to experiment to see how everyone fits with wemby, but i feel like the experiment has lost the plot when you lose 12 games in a row. sochan is never gonna be pre-playoff freakout ben simmons and i worry that pop will break him trying to make it happen. giving wemby no direction means he plays like a 19-year-old, no shit he's gonna try to do too much and get a bunch of turnovers. this team feels rudderless without competent point guard play and their defensive woes are compounded by the turnovers and missed shots. tre jones isnt a world-beater but he's a capable pg whose on-off numbers and netrtg with wemby are fuckin good. they should experiment with winning even at the expense of some theoretical all-switching all-the-time defensive lineup.

im not terribly worried in the long run bc its not like pop was given a loaded roster to begin with. there are several good pg prospects in this draft (i like collier and topic rn but who knows) and some servicable bigs that can upgrade charles bassey pretty quickly.

― oatly carmichael (m bison), Monday, November 27, 2023 6:33 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

so spurs are 3-6 since trae young took over as starting pg. along with some better rotation decisions (julian champagnie takes over for keldon as starting wing bc hes a better 3pt shooter and defender, sochan moves to pf, branham minutes getting replaced by sudenly playable blake wesley) and now they look like a real nba team. only one of those 6 losses was a blowout and that was boston. the wins are against fellow bottom-feeders, but they will have a much more promising second half of the year, esp if vassell can get his 3pt consistency back.

the thing that would bother me watching this team every game, aside from all the losing obvs, is they play so fn soft, it was bothering me when they played the celtics, i was like whatre you doing you gotta throw a shoulder into someone get out there and squabble

lmao kid goes to smh he gets enough breaks in life already sheesh

smh high

kid shouldve taken off with the ball try to get out of the stadium thats a challenge