Twitter C/D

Twitter 'For You' currently showing me one single post, Corbyn at the rally. has been like this all day.

thats the only post for you

throw all the other twitters back on the shelf

now replaced by a single tweet from Owen Jones, also at the rally.

Cringe levels off the charts with this entire venture

Nice to meet you Grok. So, you're funny, super curious, and a little spicy sometimes too? That's my kind of friend. Old BFFs move aside. https://t.co/ewlzaEUEhR

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) November 5, 2023

Yay pic.twitter.com/VYj9LqdEP9

— curiousnewton (@curiousnewton) November 5, 2023

wow owned

if i was worried about revenue streams i would simply not make my product so toxic that no serious business wants to be associated with it

the world is clamoring for a more racist ai

As Musk has sacked teams that would've responded there is a lot of Palestinian content on twitter
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Walid Mahmoud 
@WalidMahmodRouk
Israeli official: We are facing a problem with pro-Palestinian content on Telegram and X.
Facebook, Instagram and TikTok have responded to 92% of our requests to remove palestinan content since the start of the Aggression on Gaza

interesting

Apparently, Elon has never read either The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or Stranger in a Strange Land.

prob not a big book guy

there's a reason he's so salty about wikipedia -- it's where he spends all his time

no shade towards Hitchhiker's Guide but I fear that Elon would become even more annoying if he read it

Otm

That would be a singularity of annoyance.

I imagine he'd try to become Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged

So now all my "Notifications" are about random tweets I've never interacted with.

hey maybe you want to know about them

check out this tweet

because you liked that tweet, we're recommending this other tweet. evening? sorted!

Classic.

Greedy CEO who pretends like he’s self made. In reality, just a clown & fraud. Always has been, always will be. Quit the tough guy act in these senate hearings. You know where to find me. Anyplace, Anytime cowboy. #LittleManSyndrome pic.twitter.com/JNvT7IsA6m

— Sean M. O'Brien (@TeamsterSOB) June 21, 2023

lol get him

oof

Exclusive: Apple is pausing all advertising on X, formerly Twitterhttps://t.co/RV69yHZHIi

— Ina Fried (@inafried) November 17, 2023

I'd like to see someone actually say they will pull advertising completely and never return, rather than these 'pauses'

yeah was thinking the same

It’s a Humanitarian Pause

the benefit of pausing is that it gives apple the time to turn toward the camera, break the 4th the wall, and really level with the consumer before resuming

I was thinking, sure, nice move, but remember when all those big companies "paused" shortly after Elon purchased it in the first place and they mostly came back and it made no difference at all?

eh i think ad revenue is still down significantly

yeah I thought it was a fact that their revenue was down like 70% since he bought it, plus I mean if you just hop on there now clearly the ads are uhhh quite a bit different now

I'm not really surprised they're using the word "paused", aren't people still sort of assuming he's going to sell at some point?

Who needs IBM anyway when you're still attracting advertisers of this calibre to your site?

👩‍🍳 Keep your fingers safe from sharp knives with the Stainless Steel Finger Protector!

👸Get It Now👉 https://t.co/iViI1cx99C pic.twitter.com/LNY9BSbWd7

— Pavevo (@pavevocom) November 5, 2023

^^i definitely see more weird junk ads than anything these days, the big companies even if they haven't given it up totally certainly appear to have pulled back

Why are you even all still looking at Twitter at this late date, who even posts anymore

its still good for sports

xpost basically everyone who always has

I saw one righteous defense, which was basically "I was here before you, asshole," and another funny defense, basically "the only reason I am still here is so that I can benefit financially from the inevitable class action suit."

xp i dont think that's remotely true, I'm barely on there myself unless it's to follow an NBA or NFL game I can't watch. when I go on otherwise it really does feel about half as active as it used to be

Hmm. I go on now and people are posting vids from the protests they’re at.

A lot of people I follow either have left or post much less frequently.

people on blusky and masterdon not getting anywhere near the audience of Musk Ox's twitter

today twitter tried to make me watch a 30-second ad before viewing a 19-second video

gtfo

As someone constantly recovering from numerous self-inflicted cooking wounds, I very much like the look of that finger protector you're all being so disparaging about.

My chrome extension still successfully keeps twitter cleaned up for me (and also keeps it called twitter). But the time has come to move on. My prob is actually the number of people I follow who *haven't* left yet. Reporters, writers, comedians. Or maybe they have and just moved somewhere other than Bluesky, but fuck scouring more than one of these sites at a time. That's like a distraction in search of a distraction. I think I'll just have to get back in the habit of getting the news *after* it happens rather than while it is happening.

Oh yeah, I wasn't implying that they haven't taken a big revenue hit, just more that all those big names backing away didn't do anything prevent the site as a whole from being driven directly into the fascist ditch.

A friend posted the other day "How much longer do news organizations have to say 'X (formerly known as Twitter)." It's a good question, but I think the answer is, a good long while. X is such a stupidly generic name that if you just drop it into a news story people who are not actually engaged with social media probably still don't know what it means (while they have definitely heard of Twitter).

You can just say "the social media platform X"

will be funny when someone else gets control of it and changes it back to twitter

Elon would definitely insist on keeping his favorite domain name

the coolest domain in the world