mother******!
― Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Friday, 10 November 2023 13:48 (five months ago) link
sheer howling desolation
https://i.imgur.com/ndnvzDL.png
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 November 2023 14:10 (five months ago) link
you are so funny you should die in horrible agony sir
― mark s, Friday, 10 November 2023 14:30 (five months ago) link
A screendoor on a submarine!
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 November 2023 14:40 (five months ago) link
difficult to know whether getting bodied by sam altman is worse for his psyche than getting booed at chappelle.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 November 2023 14:40 (five months ago) link
Explains why he couldn't rescue those Thai kids then xp
― groovypanda, Friday, 10 November 2023 17:25 (five months ago) link
if you shoot an Elon Musk biopic and you add a death scene in the movie do he die in real life
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 November 2023 17:27 (five months ago) link
a friend who went to film school with Aronofsky says "ugh, a perfect match"
― bulb after bulb, Friday, 10 November 2023 17:41 (five months ago) link
I wonder which Hollywood actor is going to allow their face to be flattened by an iron in order to look like Musk
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 10 November 2023 17:47 (five months ago) link
Austin Butler might work if he gets his face smooshed up a bit.
― that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Friday, 10 November 2023 17:49 (five months ago) link
I bet Musk could talk for hours about how much he loves Pi.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 10 November 2023 17:55 (five months ago) link
And then name a kid after it
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 10 November 2023 17:57 (five months ago) link
― that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Friday, November 10, 2023 12:49 PM bookmarkflaglink
featuring Tom Hanks as Grimes, to keep the pair together
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 November 2023 18:15 (five months ago) link
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/spacex-musk-safety/
Reuters documented at least 600 previously unreported workplace injuries at Musk’s rocket company: crushed limbs, amputations, electrocutions, head and eye wounds and one death. SpaceX employees say they’re paying the price for the billionaire’s push to colonize space at breakneck speed.
― rob, Friday, 10 November 2023 18:36 (five months ago) link
what did they think "breakneck" meant
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 November 2023 18:40 (five months ago) link
It’s right on the tin
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 10 November 2023 18:44 (five months ago) link
you guys didn't click through huh :(
― rob, Friday, 10 November 2023 18:52 (five months ago) link
yikes, no I didn't, but immediately regret making that statement now that I just did! :(
in all seriousness, this is the part of Elon's "piece-of-shittery" that I wish got talked about more. not that it's not important to call him out for his anti-Semitism, racism, transphobia, and the other things he does, but word about him as a neglectful employer has been pretty loud for years, and so many assholes chalked it up to "geniuses can be hard to work for sometimes, idk what to tell you".
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 November 2023 19:01 (five months ago) link
yeah absolutely, especially since one of the previous major stories about his terrible management was about how rampantly racist the Tesla Fremont plant was, which was well before he took over twitter. His "rightward turn" was pretty easy to predict
― rob, Friday, 10 November 2023 19:55 (five months ago) link
Image:
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qjzrpzlcmir3bkss4b5nh6ox/bafkreib43un3rsngkvresprsgs52kes4kynvq4d2jamqj436sp6oezalb4@jpeg
Immediate Bluesky riff on it:
hello yes one CIDERFRUKK please
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 November 2023 21:40 (five months ago) link
wait is CIDERTRUKK not a Tesla? It's like it's own thing?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 November 2023 21:43 (five months ago) link
nobody in FL gonna drive that, you can't put a Salt Life sticker on it
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 November 2023 21:46 (five months ago) link
god, it's so ugly. It's not even "child draws their dream car" ugly, it's "tell an AI chatbot to design a car in Mindcraft" ugly.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 10 November 2023 21:48 (five months ago) link
if Homer Simpson had trotted this car out instead, his brother would have shot him on sight
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 November 2023 21:50 (five months ago) link
Looks like it was designed by Henry Rollins in Johnny Mnemonic
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 10 November 2023 21:58 (five months ago) link
the tires don't look very standard... I'll be you only buy them at CYDRTRUXX retailers
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 November 2023 21:59 (five months ago) link
Reuters documented at least 600 previously unreported workplace injuries at Musk’s rocket company including crushed limbs, amputations, electrocutions and one death. SpaceX employees say they’re paying a heavy price for the billionaire’s push to colonize space at breakneck speed.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 November 2023 22:01 (five months ago) link
Bruce Levenstein did that one better -- he shared this image with the line "My Uber is here."
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:6txvdz7iius6z56uyymsxkzz/bafkreicamz63eu67zoddanep4pjxlf66vr5oc6bifz2j2yn6sai7fgukey@jpeg
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 November 2023 22:02 (five months ago) link
CYDERPUNKKCYDERSEXXCYDERKKAFFECYDERSPACE
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 November 2023 22:04 (five months ago) link
JFKBLOWN AWAY
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 November 2023 22:19 (five months ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/AUTOMANCAR.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 November 2023 22:34 (five months ago) link
How do u cyber with this truck, asking for a horny friend
― Material Wetness (Old Lunch), Saturday, 11 November 2023 00:12 (five months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/2365FxE.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 November 2023 02:29 (five months ago) link
This guy sucks but he’s not wrong about polytopia (iOS). I’m playing it again. Such a great game. Easily better than chess.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 11 November 2023 14:51 (five months ago) link
spoken like someone who hasnt spent the last half hour learning life lessons from solving pin pattern puzzles
― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 November 2023 15:13 (five months ago) link
ok I spent half the day playing Polytopia and I’m going to rate it “kind of ok”everything is too small and fiddly
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 12 November 2023 02:23 (five months ago) link
i remember it being more legible on old iphones. i wonder if it needs some kind of update for higher res screens?
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 November 2023 02:44 (five months ago) link
can i say something about games here so many games are just complicated, getting good at them is learning the rules, game as a tutorial
― lag∞n, Sunday, 12 November 2023 02:47 (five months ago) link
shouldve put a "these days" in there no old games are like that
― lag∞n, Sunday, 12 November 2023 02:48 (five months ago) link
you can teach a kindergartener the rules to chess
― lag∞n, Sunday, 12 November 2023 02:52 (five months ago) link
i have some longtime friends who became deep, deep boardgame people and i swear the appeal for them is mostly just new toys, new tokens and figures and little cards to read with each and every game
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 12 November 2023 03:01 (five months ago) link
yeah they buy these games and play them once, whats that
― lag∞n, Sunday, 12 November 2023 03:03 (five months ago) link
that game wingspan is absolute dogshit but it is a nice object tbf. i got it as a gift and played it once.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 November 2023 03:11 (five months ago) link
Contemporary board games peaked with Settlers of Catan.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 12 November 2023 03:26 (five months ago) link
No they didn’t
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 12 November 2023 03:29 (five months ago) link
settlers is good but *turning to the fellas* its not a good as poker
― lag∞n, Sunday, 12 November 2023 03:31 (five months ago) link
Okay, Steve Albini
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 12 November 2023 03:59 (five months ago) link
not gonna sit here and argue with success know what im sayin fellas
― lag∞n, Sunday, 12 November 2023 04:05 (five months ago) link
its the lag∞n martingale fellas
― mark s, Sunday, 12 November 2023 09:33 (five months ago) link
Musk named one of his children after a Warhammer 40,000 army.
― Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 12 November 2023 15:12 (five months ago) link