BUD LIGHT COORS LIGHT MILLER LITE, WHICH

my brother has become sort of a reactionary crank and was complaining about the Bud Lite trans thing one night claiming it was "by far the worst light beer anyway" so we did this challenge with him but kept switching the beers around when he wasn't looking and told the bartender to lie so we really had no idea what was what. it was just fun to fuck with him. but I *did* discover that I can identify Bud Lite, I think because during my party days it was all we ever got, and there's something about the taste that gives me specific flashbacks to that basement. so that's cool