there's a monkey's paw thing where imo it makes sense to wish car designs were more aesthetically adventurous/ambitious, but then the result is a clown car built by a nazi
― rob, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:26 (five months ago) link
You didn't bury those designs in the ... truck cemetery, did you?
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:27 (five months ago) link
Who made who?
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:30 (five months ago) link
Sometimes cars come back different.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:54 (five months ago) link
The Keep but instead of a Golem it’s a hideous truck driven by a Nazi and the movie ends happily.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 02:04 (five months ago) link
A weekend spent driving a Froot Loops donks would be way more fun than one in a Cybertruck
https://i0.wp.com/www.jenx67.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Froot-Loop-Donk-Car.jpg
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 02:54 (five months ago) link
otm
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 02:54 (five months ago) link
They should make an EV Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, that would be more appealing than this Elon monstrosity.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 03:00 (five months ago) link
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― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 03:50 (five months ago) link
I will be hornswaggled if Cybertrucks are actually street legal.
― Tapioca by Jean Sibelius (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 04:30 (five months ago) link
I wouldn't pull one over, who knows where Elon hid the epic ftw self-destruct button
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 04:38 (five months ago) link
They really do look like a VHS tape rewinder
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 05:15 (five months ago) link
except you know those things actually can go backwards
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 05:17 (five months ago) link
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 05:45 (five months ago) link
thought it was made out of metal not cardboard haha
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― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 20:05 (five months ago) link
just a bit of freestylin' by the fabricator
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 20:22 (five months ago) link
imagine spending 80k on this thing
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 20:24 (five months ago) link
I was joking that I was going to buy one as a bit. Everyone at work groans when I pull into the parking lot
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 20:26 (five months ago) link
whoa — “go fuck yourself,” Elon Musk says to Bob Iger and others who pull advertising from Xat this point it’s almost as if he’s watching the old Iron Man movies and doing a reverse Tony Stark impression pic.twitter.com/csXxeLH2wG— j.d. durkin (@jd_durkin) November 29, 2023
― 龜, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:01 (five months ago) link
Quite a chyron there.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:02 (five months ago) link
"ANTISEMITISM WAS NOT MY INTENTION"
GO FUCK YOURSELF
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:02 (five months ago) link
lol sorkin totally baffled
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:04 (five months ago) link
when elon said "fuck bob iger"
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/436/943/93f.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:05 (five months ago) link
linda yaccarino is basically writing her resignation letter right now isn't she?
― 龜, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:06 (five months ago) link
love Elon's Final Fantasy leather jacket
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:06 (five months ago) link
xpost Nah I think she's on this train for good:
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/linda-yaccarino-elon-musk-x-advertisers-1235683997/
In fact, it’s unclear what Yaccarino thinks of Musk’s views; after his Nov. 15 tweet endorsing an antisemitic trope as “the actual truth,” she touted the site’s “efforts to combat antisemitism and discrimination.” (Her views on Donald Trump are much clearer. Associates say she was an enthusiastic supporter. She was appointed to the President’s Council on Sport, Fitness and Nutrition during his administration.)....But an NBCU executive observing the chaos says Yaccarino’s see-no-evil stance is what he would expect. “In her mind, she’s committed to this,” he says. “I’ve seen commentary that she needs to leave. She’s not listening to any of that. She has this way of blocking out the negative and almost speaking her mantra until it becomes the truth. Or she thinks it’s the truth.”
But an NBCU executive observing the chaos says Yaccarino’s see-no-evil stance is what he would expect. “In her mind, she’s committed to this,” he says. “I’ve seen commentary that she needs to leave. She’s not listening to any of that. She has this way of blocking out the negative and almost speaking her mantra until it becomes the truth. Or she thinks it’s the truth.”
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:12 (five months ago) link
https://t.co/juWrT3CNxP pic.twitter.com/7OCz5D1R61— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 29, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:15 (five months ago) link
Truly words of a scholar:
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― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:24 (five months ago) link
“tell it to earth” — new borad descrip
― bae (sic), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:28 (five months ago) link
elong looking to audience and desperate for their applause
― Yngwie Azalea (stevie), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:51 (five months ago) link
silence actually literally deafening
lmao tell it to earth, good stuff
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 23:54 (five months ago) link
Earth to Elon: "Go fuck yourself"
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:09 (five months ago) link
whoa but wait they're gonna document it in great detail, yikes
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:20 (five months ago) link
cant believe disney would do this to twitter
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:32 (five months ago) link
is Ned’s NYT thing actually from an interview?
― tobo73, Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:40 (five months ago) link
Yeah, he was interviewed live onstage by Andrew Ross Sorkin at some kind of NYT-sponsored conference.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:42 (five months ago) link
Here’s a fuller version pic.twitter.com/rmAjAoax6T— Bill Grueskin (@BGrueskin) November 29, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:53 (five months ago) link
includes tell it to earth
he can add 'chief brand tarnisher' to his impressive resume
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:56 (five months ago) link
director of earth telling
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:57 (five months ago) link
he resembles an amphibian of some sort, hard to pin down
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:58 (five months ago) link
earth whisperer
― Clay, Thursday, 30 November 2023 01:02 (five months ago) link
He doesn't seem well.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 November 2023 01:05 (five months ago) link
It almost sounds like Elon is planning to leave the earth and is saying the mean advertisers won't have him to kick around anymore.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 30 November 2023 01:07 (five months ago) link
he resembles an amphibian of some sort
Slippy Toad?
― soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Thursday, 30 November 2023 01:10 (five months ago) link
Elon is planning to leave the earth
The Poochie of Billionaires
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 November 2023 01:21 (five months ago) link
musk knows he has no recourse when advertisers decide to jump ship, so he's trying to manufacture one out of nothing. the trouble is that documenting his failure "in great detail" is about the emptiest, most idiotic threat imaginable.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 30 November 2023 01:28 (five months ago) link
Richest man on earth blames other people for not giving him their money.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 November 2023 02:15 (five months ago) link
what the heck
Lmao you gotta see the comments https://t.co/5xpeRnKUEC— Your Santa (@SamFacto) November 30, 2023
https://i.imgur.com/i4Rcorz.png
https://i.imgur.com/X7k9zrG.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 November 2023 03:41 (five months ago) link