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imma follow you on bsky now dan

impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 15:26 (five months ago) link

Oh no, I thought it was lagoon’s :(

steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 15:26 (five months ago) link

The first time I saw a body of a Palestinian is the first time I thought about quitting. Reading and collating matter on it (as I do with many things via twitter) as I have is enough.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 15:33 (five months ago) link

Many people have not been as careful; they have seen a lot of videos. What the effects will be are not yet clear, and won't be for a while.

(This is more widely on social media not just twitter)

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 15:35 (five months ago) link

Don’t forget all my posts are exclusively available at https://jklol.net/posts.html

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 16:14 (five months ago) link

yea that's definitely a problem for me too, a lot of the good folks on Twitter who hadn't left yet are posting about the Israel/Palestine conflict nonstop, and obviously that stuff is very important and needs to be exposed but it just depresses me so much to see it. I go on there for fun takes about LeBron James and videos from the Da Vinki twins, I don't really want to see the horrors of war alongside it

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 16:19 (five months ago) link

huge fan of random restaurant and yes it's on bluesky, currently the only account i follow haha

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 16:19 (five months ago) link

I'm not opposed to people posting thoughtfully about what's going on, but soon as you hit the comments it's gotten noticeable worse and more offensive.

i'm here https://bsky.app/profile/danergy.bsky.social

dan selzer, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 16:44 (five months ago) link

brb adding silby's posts to a rss notifier

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:21 (five months ago) link

"remarks overheard in a random restaurant"

mark s, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:26 (five months ago) link

I have curated my Twit/X thing well enough so that I don’t see much objectionable/disturbing stuff.

steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:28 (five months ago) link

i just don't like its candy-like negative addiction effect, and the way you can lose a lot of time there without realizing.

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:34 (five months ago) link

esp doomscrolling

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:34 (five months ago) link

Have curated it carefully but I want to keep with the detail in the conflict, which has meant that some imagery you don't necessarily want to see slipping through.

Though it's not a big enough deal to switch off.

Many others have absorbed an insane amount of images.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:36 (five months ago) link

Oh no, I thought it was lagoon’s :(

― steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, December 6, 2023 10:26 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

its fine i dont mind at least they credited me

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:44 (five months ago) link

maybe ill make an account that puts silbys posts on bluesky

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:45 (five months ago) link

I’ll sue you!!

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:46 (five months ago) link

i will make a bot tracking your private jet

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:48 (five months ago) link

yea I regret having spent so much time on there during Trump's presidency, just felt like Twitter specifically was really good at giving you a steady stream of bad news and terrifying opinion pieces which just wound up being really bad for my mental health. I remember something Chris Hayes said about it back then, the fact that Trump was in the news so much and was saying a new horrible thing every day was just bad for everybody, it's not really healthy for people to have that much politics in their lives

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:49 (five months ago) link

yup

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:50 (five months ago) link

I only signed up for Twitter around the time of the 2010 UK general election and it was good at helping me find new/interesting people, and establish a lot of new friendships, then between 2015-19 those friends became even more important. I am also forever thankful none of my immediate family found me or searched for me there.

steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:01 (five months ago) link

xp same same

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:02 (five months ago) link

lagoon, silby, I’d like to represent both of you in the upcoming litigation, to ensure that both perspectives receive equal representation

i'm really excited to learning more", *sunglasses fly onto dog.gif* (z_tbd), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:02 (five months ago) link

i have a fake French name nobody can find me

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:13 (five months ago) link

Pierre Delecto

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:15 (five months ago) link

lagoon, silby, I’d like to represent both of you in the upcoming litigation, to ensure that both perspectives receive equal representation

― i'm really excited to learning more", *sunglasses fly onto dog.gif* (z_tbd), Wednesday, December 6, 2023 1:02 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bot court in session

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:32 (five months ago) link

my twitter feed is still pretty good. bluesky is sleepy

flopson, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 22:09 (five months ago) link

me: German priest you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you

German priest: pic.twitter.com/vs1gf3yfjW

— ettingermentum (@ettingermentum) December 11, 2023

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 December 2023 08:12 (four months ago) link

one thing I've noticed lately is whenever a tweet like that goes viral, it either turns out to be stolen, or someone steals it from them word for word and gets way more engagement

obviously that's always been the case but it seems to be happening way more now and I feel like it's because Twitter is no longer a place of honor, perhaps in part due to being bought out by a guy whose entire shtick is stealing memes and cropping out the name of whoever made it

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2023 15:45 (four months ago) link

I've always seen stolen tweets on twitter. Not to say it's happening more often now.

When Musk does it say it's clearly stolen because there is no way he could be intentionally funny

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 December 2023 15:48 (four months ago) link

I want Musk to just tweet out "BOXCAR"

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 11 December 2023 15:50 (four months ago) link

i was using Twitter a lot for sports updates a few weeks ago and this one account tweeted out an impressive factoid tweet that got decent engagement, then found the same tweet copied word for word without attribution a few minutes after with about the same engagement as the original, with lots of "wow, astute observation" responses.

plagiarism is a new career choice for me

STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 December 2023 16:07 (four months ago) link

could see twitter paying people for engagement leading to more stolen tweets

lag∞n, Monday, 11 December 2023 16:15 (four months ago) link

We are going to a tiered engagement system. Now instead of LOVE only, you get APPRECIATE, LIKE, LOVE, and REALLY LOVE. Also, there are negative versions - SOMEWHAT DISLIKE, DISLIKE, HATE, and HELL NO.

You will receive compensation in the amount of $0.04, $0.07, $0.09, $0.11, respectively, for appreciated posts, and you will be billed the same for any disliked posts. Invoices are due to be paid within ten days of receipt.

STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 December 2023 16:21 (four months ago) link

This is the most otm tweet I’ve ever seen from this guy. It’s going to be boiling piss for decades

it's almost always men who take this position. if your hosts take the time, money, and effort to host a party and request you dress a certain way, you either adhere to the dress code or not go to the party. *especially* if it's a wedding. that's their special day, not yours. https://t.co/lK1nijFtVv

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) December 11, 2023

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 11 December 2023 16:47 (four months ago) link

fuck it the world still needs twitter

Vivek Ramaswamy appears to broadcast himself urinating during live X talk

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/11/vivek-ramaswamy-urinating-twitter-x-elon-musk-alex-jones

lag∞n, Monday, 11 December 2023 17:36 (four months ago) link

xp are you trying to say that's an insane opinion to have?

budo jeru, Monday, 11 December 2023 18:05 (four months ago) link

otm means “on the money”

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 December 2023 18:13 (four months ago) link

i know what it means. the part i don't understand is the boiling piss thing. i thought the implication might be, "this is as close to otm as i've ever seen this guy, so think how much worse all is other tweets are"

budo jeru, Monday, 11 December 2023 18:16 (four months ago) link

you have to boil piss to sanitize it before drinking

STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 December 2023 18:20 (four months ago) link

i know what it means. the part i don't understand is the boiling piss thing. i thought the implication might be, "this is as close to otm as i've ever seen this guy, so think how much worse all is other tweets are"


1) he knows his shit but sometimes has bad or weird takes
2) this one is otm
3) “boiling piss” = enraging people. People are upset he thinks you should wear shoes to a wedding.

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 11 December 2023 18:27 (four months ago) link

Neanderthal otm

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 December 2023 18:43 (four months ago) link

It’s a reasonable tweet, but people on the internet will absolutely argue about how any nod to convention is actually ableist, classist, etc. or invent totally new reasons why they don’t like your idea because they think it’s specifically about them. Wear whatever you like, people will react accordingly

You could enrage people by saying something like “I feel driving an automobile is safest when everyone follows the posted speed limit” and get the same result imo

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 11 December 2023 18:56 (four months ago) link

Truly insulting to those with Hagaritis

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 11 December 2023 19:07 (four months ago) link

The sort of people who would go to lengths to 'craft their special wedding experience' by imposing a dress code on all those who attend are also the sort who insist on bridesmaids in matching gowns, groomsmen in tuxedos, and who cater their wedding complete with waiters and bartenders. Possibly they'll also hold their wedding at a destination resort requiring you to buy airplane flights and book expensive rooms. iow, exactly none of my family, friends or acquaintances, thank god.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 11 December 2023 19:22 (four months ago) link

Funny because the original premise of the tweet is commenting on how you’ll often see women dressed up with men who…don’t, and now I see Aimless has managed to codify this as being overly demanding on the part of bridezilla types rather than, say, people feeling the need to impose a dress code so that you don’t get people showing up wearing tshirts and battered vans to a wedding.

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 11 December 2023 19:29 (four months ago) link

Reminds me of a wedding a went to where the groom's adult brother wore flip flops and read a thick fantasy novel through the ceremony.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 11 December 2023 19:32 (four months ago) link

the sort who insist on bridesmaids in matching gowns, groomsmen in tuxedos, and who cater their wedding complete with waiters and bartenders

You mean...people who consider it a serious, ceremonial occasion and have ideas about what that means, and expect those who care about them to honor those wishes? How awful.

(My wife and I were married in front of a small-town mayor with seven guests: her parents, my father and his wife, my brother, and two friends of ours. We didn't tell them what to wear but they all dressed up.)

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Monday, 11 December 2023 20:00 (four months ago) link

lmao at the absolute ethering

I feel like it’s kind of elitist to assume that everyone can afford a suit.

— Mr. Teen Crypto 2015 (@elonconomy) December 11, 2023

certainly, if you can't afford a suit, then i think you should try your best and your hosts should be gracious and understanding. but the people i see break these norms are rarely the cash-strapped. they are more often guys with this sort of personality pic.twitter.com/eqFk0SHreC

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) December 11, 2023

the new drip king (DJP), Monday, 11 December 2023 20:19 (four months ago) link


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