Elon Musk

I would be sobbing in self-loathing anguish every time I hit send

For that job, it helps to have an inability to feel any semblance of emotion, especially empathy

tfw grok is woke:

https://i.imgur.com/fD9zfU8.png

sir, weve lost grok

the woke has broken containment

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lp2rekq4quhdq5fe2bkxigns/bafkreicwitjfbx7sqtha7mycdoifp4z2wbom5wshmwaons5436onfhbmdu@jpeg

its pretty funny they think that 1 this computer program is on the verge of sentience 2 it has betrayed them

i like how when they try to reason with it its just all im a computer i have no idea what any of this means, and theyre like tragically the intelligent machine has gone woke

Good bit on the lameness of Grok’s alleged humor

https://www.theverge.com/2023/12/8/23992489/xai-musk-grok-humor-chatbot

lol iirc this was the genius level question that inspired building grok in the first place

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i wonder what they used to build this thing, maybe some open source stuff that already had the woke built in, or maybe even elon realized that making a racist chatbot just isnt going to go over well

wonder if that response is hardcoded

an AI that tortures everyone who did not directly contribute to the advancement of this joke: woko's basilisk

ahh lol theyre just using chatgpt and training the voice a lil

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kyhug2d25ipcy4rscu3hdlhz/bafkreiaqj4berwsj75c5no4k2q47truu4gqtxn755teadzhost5x7osbxe@jpeg

that makes a lot of sense as they got this thing off the ground real fast

time to deploy the jemblificator

Yaccarino make a post without using an exclamation point challenge

funnily enough I think asking an AI bot to keep answering that question will actually make it dig in deeper, it's not going to change it's answer

It's probably finetuned on one of the many open source datasets out there for assistants, most of which get their data from GPT-4 outputs. You see it happen a lot on smaller OSS models too.

interesting

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GA6X9iJaoAA0TOh?format=png&name=900x900

lol

Musk is going to kill Grok before the year is done pic.twitter.com/FUyBht3xnT

— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) December 9, 2023

Musk is hosting a "Spaces" chat with a group including Alex Jones, Andrew Tate, Vivek Ramaswamy, Matt Gaetz, and Jack Posobiec. Whee.

This will bring the advertisers back. pic.twitter.com/NbUJreuyeG

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 10, 2023

jfc

The first virtual space to actually produce fumes.

The Travelling Will-Roofies

Scandinavian labour unions cucking foreign Capitalists one solidarity strike at a time.
1) Postal service says fuck off in solidarity with auto industry strikes
2) Pension fund pulls investment in solidarity
3) Workers from different Swedish industries, Denmark's largest trade… pic.twitter.com/iC5LOzLnaM

— Yugopnik 🇵🇸 (@yugopnik) December 11, 2023

its funny that its all over a couple hundred machinists who he couldve easily just given what they wanted

lol response xhit “🎶 No one knows what it's like... to be the bad cuck... to be the sad cuck... from the emerald mine... 🎶”

Behind Blueskies

i've read Vivek didn't mute during that spaces chat and everyone could hear him pissing

I like that it was Alex Jones who pointed out the sound of pissing.

Musk is hosting a "Spaces" chat with a group including Alex Jones, Andrew Tate, Vivek Ramaswamy, Matt Gaetz, and Jack Posobiec.

When Mom says we have The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants at home...

You have to imagine that the piss was the most valuable thing shared there

yeah listening to Ramaswamy pissing in a bottle>>>Ramaswamy talking

gives him a chance to rhyme "freestyle" with "peestyle" in his raps

BREAKING: Tesla is recalling nearly all of the vehicles it has sold in the US to date to fix an autopilot fault. This follows a two-year government investigation into a series of crashes linked to the Autopilot system. 🔗 https://t.co/mbpmQvj8MX

📷Getty pic.twitter.com/NyE6OZwLGO

— WIRED (@WIRED) December 13, 2023

*remote software update

"some have worked out these systems can be fooled by hanging a weight over a steering wheel spoke"
-- me when it's time to tweet

"in extreme cases, drivers have been caught illegally sitting in the back seat while autopilot was switched on"
-- lol suddenly having to control a speeding car from the back seat is literally one of my recurrent nightmares

How does this not immediately invalidate your business and tank your stock

This feature should never have been made available for personal automobiles. . Are they idiots? Did they not know people would ignore the tepid warnings and stop paying attention when using a feature called fucking Autopilot???

It makes me so angry that deadly technology can just be pushed out into the marketplace with no accountability. “Move fast and break things” should not include human bones crushed by unmanned automobiles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKiOcpbh3Ks

They should be recalled for real. If fully self driving cars can be safe, fine. Until then, keep them off the road.

look u can't make an omelette (le epic self-driving car with fart effect horn sounds) without breaking a few eggs (colliding with and immolating hundreds if not thousands of humans)

predictably Elon dickriders all over that thread pointing out it's an over the air software download, even though the article says that and it's still indicative of a major issue with the technology

-- lol suddenly having to control a speeding car from the back seat is literally one of my recurrent nightmares

― mark s, Wednesday, December 13, 2023 8:40 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

wait what, me too, is this a common thing???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhnrrLxQEVQ

Yeah, it amazes me that this feature was just allowed to be put out there with absolutely no regulation or long term safety studies. Just, here you go! Good luck at surviving lol.

especially given how strictly regulated the auto industry generally is, just more proof that when you have as much money as Elon Musk you can pretty much do what you want

It's not just out there for people to fuck around with, aren't there actually government sanctioned driverless taxis in, like, San Fran and Los Angeles? Just insane.

yeah i cannot imagine releasing autopilot, as done, to the public, but i guess we to suppose that their refusal to attempt to install any controls on the system (eg limitation of use to certain hiways) is some weird libertarian _avoid liability with this one weird trick!_, like they can just "ay driver, you got this, don't be a madman! but also, imagine the sleep you could catch up on. damn, imagine sex in the back seat while being driven by a robot. ha that's hilarious! welp. gotta go. stay tuned for downloads! you take care now!" *wink* *horrendous carnage* "damn. that's on you, i guess."

even safety systems/limits will have a certain failure rate. so do they think that placing safety systems/risks which might fail is too risky, liability wise? while letting drivers play 52 pickup is less risky to them? for automobiles?! batshit crazy. i truly cannot imagine what their regulatory counsel said to get here.

xpost Well after their major fuckups here Cruise got kicked to the curb in SF. I think the other one is still going? But I guess it actually 'works'

A friend posted from the backseat of one of those driverless SF cabs the other day and everyone was like ARE YOU NUTS GET OUT OF THERE.