The Irish

id say he saw his share of four foot boxes hah?

a foot for every beor

There is a Smith guy on the DNA database of the lab I used who it states is such a close match that he is a first cousin. I thought bullshit I'm not related to any Smiths. But then I looked at his family tree on the website and saw my mum's name on there and various uncles. Then I remembered my auntie Joan had a kid in the UK which she gave up for adoption before moving back to Dublin and this is him. I can't properly access this part of their DNA service because it's paywalled and I'm not paying for membership. But it does prove their lab work is legit.

Gonna be a fun time to be Irish again

A former British soldier, known as Soldier F, will stand trial for two murders and five attempted murders on Bloody Sunday. https://t.co/l1nvEbPFZr

— BBC News NI (@BBCNewsNI) December 14, 2023

NHS may struggle to cope with the upsurge in rage induced aneurysms

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

some say the wheels of justice turn slowly - this is way too fucking slow.

ford focus 2014

lol that was intended for my browser and not the add post box obv

congrats on your lottery win!

yeah I'm going mad with it altogether alright

there should be a feature on messaging apps and social media that lets you opt out of receiving voice notes. like people should not even be able to begin to record one to you if you’re not in the mood. this is a good idea and i stand by it

— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) December 14, 2023

as someone who detests talking on the phone, I love sending and receiving voice notes

bit more personality than a text, none of the awkwardness of a phone call

Exactly

it takes me like a week to listen to one

yeah theyll sit there as a rule tbh

That’s the biggest lie I ever heard Mr “I’m going to the random back of beyond will one of ye do a voice note for the car” Mac

wtf no realnames

Knick knack darraghmac
Listen to your phone
The Mayo curse
Is well known

that last line probably scans using offaly vowels does it

I’ll send you a voice note to confirm

*searches for "report harassment" button*

so not to be a buzzkill but what survives of english folklore in those areas of the country amounts to 'don't go in the bog, don't talk to anyone you meet in the bog, take nothing you find in the bog' and in that one specific area of my life I am a firm traditionalist https://t.co/4SXKTM8PnC

— Oliver Darkshire 🌈 (@deathbybadger) January 8, 2024

having accidentally stepped onto a bog I don't advise it (alarming)

They’re scary! I was watching that video and thinking of the time I was ten and stepped on what looked like solid ground, you honestly can’t tell what’s under the surface a lot of the time

is st brigids day getting bigger

is it getting /weirder/

or did i just move local+ its a big anniversary

can't say I've noticed any additional pageantry myself

local phenomenon so

two bands are separately closing in on a well here, honest to god the cops are escortinf them, its got potential to be that monthy python sketch where the womens guild re-enacts the batgle of bosworth etc

"In her honour, a perpetual fire was kept burning at Kildare for centuries"

they got bored with the perpetual fire after a few centuries

is st brigids day getting bigger

is it getting /weirder/

or did i just move local+ its a big anniversary

yes

this lot look like they might start nailing elves and pixies to them

Well you know my feelings about interfering with the little people

Bridget is the saint of abortion this is a REPEAL thing

as always i think you have hit the heart of it

brigid is a REMAINER

Ty

That Jack and Alice programme on Channel 4 is not good, but it was cute to see Domhnall Gleeson pretending to do chemistry while quietly singing "Tá Teidí ag Rith."

Limerick man has some thoughts on a 3 bed semi-detached for sale in Clontarf. pic.twitter.com/DrV78jgK9W

— Tull McAdoo (@TullMcAdoo) March 29, 2024

some interesting thoughts on the housing market

Deems what the fuck is this

get out and have a laugh pic.twitter.com/ItS6Jo5ypQ

— Subprime 🧱 (@sbprme) April 4, 2024

Caolán Hunt?

the fuck am i being held responsible for her that fella is clearly from malahide

Obsolutely sending it

lødz

Unreal
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