explain the inexplicable: Bradley Cooper’s A STAR IS BORN feat Lady Gaga

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Didn't notice too many of those tbh.

Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Friday, 15 December 2023 13:59 (four months ago) link

I'm glad that there seem to be Maestro showtimes in Chicago even after it debuts on Netflix.

jaymc, Friday, 15 December 2023 14:08 (four months ago) link

My possible challops is that the three main performances were all really good and made this worth watching.

The Glittering Worldbuilders (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 24 December 2023 01:16 (four months ago) link

who's the third, Snoopy?

jaymc, Sunday, 24 December 2023 13:41 (four months ago) link

(I broke down and watched this on Netflix)

jaymc, Sunday, 24 December 2023 13:41 (four months ago) link

I'm so tired of this kind of film, this approach to narrative.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 December 2023 13:46 (four months ago) link

who's the third, Snoopy?

Heh. No, but glad you mentioned him. I liked that bit. The daughter, Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman’s daughter.

The Glittering Worldbuilders (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 24 December 2023 14:24 (four months ago) link

Star of Screen & Meme, Maya Hawke.

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 December 2023 16:55 (four months ago) link

excellent performances, movie was absolutely missing something, felt like it needed another 30 minutes to fill some of this out.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 27 December 2023 16:27 (four months ago) link

I did think the makeup was extraordinary in this, particularly the aging work they did.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 27 December 2023 18:12 (four months ago) link

Turning Leonard Bernstein's life into one of thwarted heterosexual misery took some makeup too.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 December 2023 18:51 (four months ago) link

This was such a pretty slodge.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 27 December 2023 19:28 (four months ago) link

*slog

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 28 December 2023 00:01 (three months ago) link

Very superficial and gives you no sense of why anyone should care about Bernstein.

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 28 December 2023 03:55 (three months ago) link

well that scene in (westminster abbey?) works very well and that's cooper's best bit of acting. he really does convey what is amazing to watch about Bernstein's composing. what it failed at for me was giving any sense of why his wife cared about him (or, also, why she suddenly had no patience for him). It needed more establishment of their relationship for me. The massive time jumps didn't serve the story well.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 28 December 2023 04:09 (three months ago) link

Ely Cathedral. Bernstein was intense, but always in control and focused. Cooper’s fake conducting has him looking like he’s having some sort of spasm, unconnected to what is actually happening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8giUJbT9Yg

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 28 December 2023 04:27 (three months ago) link

Lady Gaga didn't do a great job in Maestro tho

CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 28 December 2023 04:27 (three months ago) link

Very superficial and gives you no sense of why anyone should care about Bernstein.

Yeah, what made him special or interesting. It's just decreed that he's a genius of some kind.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 28 December 2023 04:33 (three months ago) link

I know the long Mahler scene is supposed to show us something about his conducting, supposed to sweep us up. But I was unswept. You can't capture that kind of power just by imitation.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 28 December 2023 04:34 (three months ago) link

the mahler scene and the one scene with koussevitsky were the only ones that try to reckon with his talent and cultural importance at all. the rest of the movie takes it completely for granted, seemingly saying “well of course he’s great, look at how rich and famous he is!”

it’s a pretty looking film, but completely solipsistic. you don’t get the idea that cooper admires bernstein or loves music, just that he loves himself

kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Saturday, 30 December 2023 13:37 (three months ago) link

I don’t think this is a movie about his greatness or his artistry. Yes, it does take that for granted because I don’t think it’s the point of the film. It’s a movie about his relationship with his wife. His talent and celebrity aren’t the focal points - they’re complicating factors in his personal life.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Saturday, 30 December 2023 15:06 (three months ago) link

I liked this movie a lot more than others in this thread. I generally hate Bradley Cooper—he seems very full of himself and seems like he’d be the first one to tell you how serious of an artist he is. And i found the PR rollout for this film excruciating. I don’t know if it’s because
I live in LA but every billboard and Instagram ad I see seems designed to campaign for specific awards (“the sound design is astounding!”). It’s all just really distasteful.

But my wife wanted to watch it so we did. And against my own wishes, I was hooked within five minutes and found the whole thing to be pretty outstanding. The costumes, the makeup, the performances, the cinematography, the script. And yes even the sound design! I was practically angry with myself by the end for liking it so much. And I think it’s precisely because
it’s actually a smaller, more domestic film inside the shell of a Great Man narrative. It skips over so much his Wikipedia beats and typical biopic cliches—for instance, the way it elides the fact that the performance in the church was for JFK’s funeral. His embrace of his estranged wife at the end was more important to the scene than the historical significance of the concert.

Their big climactic argument where she accuses him of hiding from his true self—to me, that came off as a real and sharp cut rather than a cliche Oscar Moment, because the film is more about just that—a portrait of a man hiding from his true self—rather than a biography of various great celebrity milestones.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Saturday, 30 December 2023 15:20 (three months ago) link

agree with both of those posts

jaymc, Saturday, 30 December 2023 15:48 (three months ago) link

The quality of the sound design, I'll grant.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 15:54 (three months ago) link

It’s a movie about his relationship with his wife.

Insomuch as it's about anything, yes. But his relationship with his wife isn't an inherently interesting story imo. And the story it tells of that relationship is telegraphed almost from the start and then driven home thuddingly by flourishes like the scene where she's literally standing in his giant shadow (that scene is the epitome of the need for kill-your-darlings editing — he should have admired it in the editing room and then left it on the floor).

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 30 December 2023 16:59 (three months ago) link

"It's a movie about his relationship with his wife" coupled with Cooper's very transparent need for alms and validation all just adds up to "we want to win both lead acting Oscars for this one" to me

stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 December 2023 17:11 (three months ago) link

I wanted an entire film of Coop using boyfriend's butt as bongos.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 17:14 (three months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldFWvHa4Svg

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 30 December 2023 17:37 (three months ago) link

Yes, the ostensible main point of the movie is the relationship but both characters are ciphers. Also, apparently in real life he wrote Felicia a letter before they married about his attraction to men and need for the occasional boy toy, and she wrote back accepting of it! On the other hand, the movie never makes it clear what sort of arrangement they had.

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 30 December 2023 17:42 (three months ago) link

Coop no doubt thought American Netflix viewers couldn't stand the idea of an open marriage.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 17:43 (three months ago) link

But his relationship with his wife isn't an inherently interesting story imo.

I guess we just disagree on this point.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Saturday, 30 December 2023 19:07 (three months ago) link

"It's a movie about his relationship with his wife" coupled with Cooper's very transparent need for alms and validation all just adds up to "we want to win both lead acting Oscars for this one" to me

― stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Saturday, December 30, 2023 bookmarkflaglink

I mean, it's that time of year isn't it? I'm willing to be there are other movies out right now that you like that are also transparently aiming for Oscars.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Saturday, 30 December 2023 19:08 (three months ago) link

Yes, the ostensible main point of the movie is the relationship but both characters are ciphers. Also, apparently in real life he wrote Felicia a letter before they married about his attraction to men and need for the occasional boy toy, and she wrote back accepting of it! On the other hand, the movie never makes it clear what sort of arrangement they had.

― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, December 30, 2023 bookmarkflaglink

I think you just missed it. She knew nearly from the beginning. The scene where they are watching, and then participating, in the On the Town dance number seems pretty clearly to say she sees him in his homoerotic desires. And this was before they married. And after they're married there are numerous scenes where she speaks to him directly about it.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Saturday, 30 December 2023 19:11 (three months ago) link

Yeah, it's clear to me the wife knew; the film's Bernstein isn't hiding it from friends, why should he hide it from her? But I still didn't find this bit compelling.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 19:48 (three months ago) link

Well I think the relationship wasn’t defined as “she knew but couldn’t accept it” or “She willfully looked the other way” or “ she tried to be tolerant but life is messy and she found herself unhappy about it”

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 30 December 2023 19:48 (three months ago) link

I know she knew in the movie but her motivations remained obscure because her character was so poorly sketched out.

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 30 December 2023 19:51 (three months ago) link

Please compare that with "Night and Day," the Cary Grant movie where he plays Cole Porter.

In the movie he is portrayed as "carrying a torch for" Linda, though some accounts suggest that he wanted the social cover of a marriage blanche, as they used to say.

CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 30 December 2023 20:04 (three months ago) link

Sorry blanc or maybe lavender

CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 30 December 2023 20:12 (three months ago) link

_"It's a movie about his relationship with his wife" coupled with Cooper's very transparent need for alms and validation all just adds up to "we want to win both lead acting Oscars for this one" to me

― stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Saturday, December 30, 2023 bookmarkflaglink_

I mean, it's that time of year isn't it? I'm willing to be there are other movies out right now that you like that are also transparently aiming for Oscars.

Yes, May December. But that movie sacrifices absolutely none of its inherent weirdness in pursuit of the gold

stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 December 2023 20:22 (three months ago) link

the movie is about their marriage but for some reason it does not do a very good job of letting you inside to understand the push and pull of her attraction. On the one hand it's easy to say 'she knew what she was getting into so why does she have such a hard time with his homosexuality later on', but real relationships are complicated. The problem with the film is that it doesn't really sell that complication. Outside of the very first scenes I don't know that I ever believed she actually loved him. I don't know if this was the case in real life or a fault of the film.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 30 December 2023 20:38 (three months ago) link

Mulligan doesn't help either. She's supposed to be urbane but she looks stricken. I'm not sure she knew what she was supposed to play.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 20:44 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Blecch. What a shit script on this...

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 17 February 2024 12:41 (two months ago) link

Hey, don’t blame me, I didn’t write it

The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 17 February 2024 12:44 (two months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW9Lfs-Fxmo

budo jeru, Sunday, 25 February 2024 20:35 (two months ago) link


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