Elon Musk

The Opel GT looked dope but was an underpowered POS IIRC.

My dad had a Sunbeam. He loved that car even as he acknowledged it was terrible.

car-ignorant car tale from yesterday--

i saw a 2022 rs6 c8 at downieville exit on i70, waitin for its master to get coffee. as a know-nothing i was amazed by its cool waves. i complimented the owner when he returned (asked him the year, only way i know it).

i asked my buddy when he got back "did you see that rs6 that was parked next to us"? he said "i missed it-- all 600hp of it." i said "BULLSHIT! NO WAY?" "yeah. hope you didn't ding it." what a world.

You would be amazed how that post reads to someone who is actually car-ignorant

I had to use Google translate.

A few years ago I saw an Audi R8 pull out of a strip club at 3 in the afternoon and immediately rear end an Econoline. It looked very expensive.

One of my best friends just swapped out their old compact SUV for an EV, so his wife was considering replacing her old Audi with a newer EV model, too. She found one she liked and her jaw dropped at the price.

Is the R a European thing? My wife has a Mini, and whenever I search for help about things in forums it's always stuff like "the R56 is known to have these problems," or the like, but I have no idea what the R means. Revision? Model? I just know of it as her 2018 Mini Cooper S.

Nerd jargon, series codes for BMW stuff. E30/E34/E36/etc. showing you’re not just a noob who calls it a 3-series.

xp looks like it’s the specific codes for revisions and packages. so instead of saying a year and hatch/convertible/S/cooper package, enthusiasts can abbreviate it. it’s so esoteric it’s on wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini_Hatch

We had two Mini Coopers. Neither one made it to 75k and they both had many, many issues before that.

There was a kid down the street from me that had two Opel Mantas... he would work on them all the time, but I don't think I ever saw them actually running. Cool looking cars, though

Is the R a European thing? My wife has a Mini, and whenever I search for help about things in forums it's always stuff like "the R56 is known to have these problems," or the like, but I have no idea what the R means. Revision? Model? I just know of it as her 2018 Mini Cooper S.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, December 22, 2023 12:52 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

companies have internal codes for the different generations of their models, so if you know those you can refer to the mini cooper made between 2016-2020 or whatever which is helpful cause the engine might be different than another year but also it might be the same

in that case the r prob doesnt really mean anything important but when r in used in public facing naming it means racing which is a cool car word

The R stands for “really fast”

it stand for rrrrrrrmmmm (sound of car engine)

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stupidity on parade

Elon reminds me of those Nobel prize winners who feel qualified to opine on matters they know nothing about

Jesus fucking Christ.

he reminds me more of a really bad forums poster

love cheong jumping in there all i wasnt a c section but my head is very large sir

What a weird flex. "My brain was too big for my mother's constricting vaginal canal." Call yr therapist bro.

So transparently thirsty

"this is how macduff was able to outwit macbeth"

Having a hard time believing Felix from Chapo didn't write those posts as parody. X's echo chamber has somehow made those two even more laughably stupid

musk has ten children and never noticed their heads get bigger after theyre born

he breeds the children, but I've seen no indication he does the whole 'parent' thing

TBF Musk does not interact with or look directly at his seedlings

he has former employees to handle that stuff

he had one of the kids in the office like an accessory! someone at twitter was quoted as saying it was surprising he was a dedicated parent, but then, as they’re doing some marathon “how do we make twitter cheap and more X” meeting the toddler was being tired and fussy at 11pm

His “emotional support human” (his words)

Disproving meritocracy one tweet at a time.

What if I told you these two things are related pic.twitter.com/SmAsT0NSTR

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) January 5, 2024

lol @ expecting a twitter link to work

The last of the few folks I knew in SF that owned Teslas had sold them in the past year but man after visiting SoCal (LA/OC/SD) over the past couple weeks, it's insane how many there are. One neighborhood had at least one in every driveway.

Yes I realize how car culture is vastly different here than there but no wonder this idiot has so much money.

Yeah, LA is rotten with them.

Don't spend as much time in Sf as I did a couple years ago but they're everywhere in the east bay. My next door neighbors in berkeley (old couple with a few live-in failsons) have 3.

They are ubiquitous in Maryland these days.

I should get a pic of the Tesla charging station in the parking lot of the mostly-dead mall in Tupelo.

omg theres one at the dead mall near me too

elon really has dilbert guy brain, just assuming he's smarter than everyone else so everything he thinks must be true and profound

‘dead mall charging sta.’ is all time end of civ vibe.

Haha my nearby mall is not dead, but about 40% of it is empty and the Tesla charging station is located right at the furthest point of the dead portion.

Dead malls are great locations for charging stations so no one is hurt when the Teslas catch on fire.

There are loads of Teslas in my part of the UK. It used to be a novelty to see one; now, it's every 30th car or whatever. They're nearly all white in my experience. Two teachers at my school drive them. I want to ask them 'the fuck are you affording that on teacher's wages?' but don't want to be gauche.

Tesla Sales Rebound After Steep Price Cuts

To maintain sales, Tesla cut prices, offering Model 3s on its website for well under $30,000 after factoring in the tax credits. By late December, the number of lower-priced cars listed on the website appeared to have dwindled, suggesting that the strategy had succeeded. But the price reductions cut into Tesla profits, which fell 44 percent in the third quarter from a year earlier.

thats a pretty nice deal tbf

Is there any emerging schism in tesla fans being anti-Musk in more than just a "I wish he'd stop mouthing off and tanking our stocks" way?

https://archive.ph/O6a3f

our hard working ceo can have a little illegal drugs as a treat

probably naive but this being in the WSJ and not, like, daily beast feels like a biggish deal.