the occasional thread for mean, nasty, ugly, evil metal that doesn't smell good and that takes itself way too seriously

new album coming out any day now:

http://www.facethewaste.com/aopbig.jpg

awesome.

Impaler do a song called "Black Leather Monster." Is that a cover of The Plasmatics' song on Metal Priestess?

I did a paper on the PMRC in high school and picked the NASTIEST lyrics I could find to quote. I think the winner was a song called "Golden Showers" (I think) by The Mentors. Something about leaving a shit tower on someone's face. It felt sooooooo good writing the phrase "shit tower" in a formal high school paper. My teacher wrote "yuk!" in the margins. I got an A.

lol @ non-zombie regular party shenanigans on far left xpost

All Music said that they were the same Impaler! THEY LIED!

I blame Ned.

the new Blood Freak album on Razorback btw, while not taking itself too seriously (Razorback's kind of a mondo sorta label), is great - good riffs & freaking incredible tone on the solos

troo n0rvegian blek metle

this is my riff of the day:

http://www.myspace.com/lightningswordsofdeath

i like it. i'd never heard whitehorse before. they do the ugly epic doom thing very well. i might like that monarch! double cd on crucial blast more though. maybe.

You might still be able to pick up the 2nd and 3rd live cdrs of Whitehorse(the 1st one is on that 20 buck spin cd).
The Monarch is great. Compiles two vinyl releases and a tour single. Also pick up the 1st double cd "666". It's killer!

Thrash from Colombia:

http://www.myspace.com/ubergehen

http://www.myspace.com/deathhuntercrew

i'm sad that oystein doesn't feel the grim anymore :(
Yes, it's all very terrible. I actually traded my copy of Countess' "Ad maiorem smashing superhits" for a Ruins record this weekend. What has become of me!

(on the plus side, I did hold the fire hire last night be enjoying some fine Sabbat - Satanasword action). Not very mean, nasty, ugly, evil METAL though. Just fun and metal. Maybe a bit evil, eh.)

s/be/by

got an awesome care package from Jerusalem yesterday. really cool stuff on Heart & Crossbone Records:

http://hcbrecords.com/

*Grave In The Sky - Cutlery Hits China: English For The Hearing Impaired*

awesome bass/drum/vocals sludge/doom (very psychedelic)

http://www.myspace.com/graveinthesky

*Lietterschpich - I Cum Blood In The Think Tank!!!!!!!!!!!*

totally fucked noise/weirdness

http://www.myspace.com/doomdub

*Barbera - Peger*

more bass/drums dementia (love this stuff!)

http://www.myspace.com/barbara666

this is exciting music to me. go israel!

other cool stuff on the label:

http://www.myspace.com/poochlatz

http://www.myspace.com/mildew666

http://www.myspace.com/cadavereyes

(and the three albums i got are guitar-free! of the six-string variety anyway.)

is there any point to providing myspace links to stuff? i'm just curious. is it helpful? do people actually check stuff out? i do if it really seems like something i would like. i just wonder if its a waste of time.

These are the kind of people one might see at the guitar store, the music store or anywhere else for that matter and think to oneself, "Man, what a dipshit! Grow up, retard."

Then, one might go home and put on their album and say, "Damn, these guys ROCK!"

xp

i check them out if the description sounds interesting. like later i intend to dig graves in the sky cause that sounds like my bag.

anyway... does kreator count for this thread circa "coma of souls?" i just rebought it on cd and it's pretty killer. but around this point they're starting to look less like guys who'd get arrest for breaking beer bottles in a cemetary and more like guys who paint houses for a living and get arrested for having one spindly weed plant in their back window.

the grave in the sky album is soooooooooooooooo good.

you can certainly talk about kreator here. and sodom and destruction if you'd like.

I don't listen to myspace stuff no, and it's not 'cause I'm a snob - it's 'cause the player doesn't feed to my speakers, and that's how I wanna hear stuff

i just wish everyone could hear how friggin' massive the actual grave in the sky cd is. so loud. seriously, i can't even put the volume up halfway, i'd break my speakers. i love how they get the psychedelic element right in their doom. so hypnotic. and so fierce.

Sometimes it appears as if everyone who likes evil etc metal in the world (and even some who don't) must be in evil etc metal bands. Except for Scott.

should i start one?

It's all up to you. Since you can work alone on computer, it has to be doable.

You'd have to be better than Striborg and Zweiz. People probably even know you better than them, anyway.

if cadaver eyes can do it, why not me?

CADAVER EYES IS A ONE-MAN-GRIND-BAND, THIS IS THE SETUP;

1. OLD SLINGERLAND DRUM SET [3 TOMS, 2 SNARE, DBL BASS PEDAL, A FEW CYMBALS AND BELLS].

2. 3 TRIGGERS [TRIGGER PERFECT], 2 ON THE SNARES AND ANOTHER ON THE BASS DRUM
+2 CYMBAL TRIGGER [VISU LITE BLACK].

3. DMPRO [THE TRIGGERS ARE CONNECTED TO THIS BOX].

4. ENSONIQ ASR 10R SAMPLER [CONNECTED TO THE DM PRO].

5. DIGI-TECH WHAMMY PEDAL [CONNECTED TO ONE OF THE OUTS OF THE SAMPLER].

6. COMPRESSOR [ALESIS SHYTE].

why do people hate on striborg so much, I kinda dig it

i like striborg. i haven't heard nefaria but i like the other one southern lord did, i dig his defiant use of as few notes as possible. like he's so into the first one he doesn't really want to get off it but knows technically it isn't a riff otherwise.

Defiant use of as few notes as possible. Almost makes it sound like he's just playing "Louie Louie" instead of the trash that's on the CD. I bet Striborg can't actually play "Louie Louie." He would self-destruct.

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_141/lolmetal_03.jpg

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_141/lolmetal_01.jpg

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_141/lolmetal_celticfrost.jpg

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_141/metalgoat.jpg

http://www.myspace.com/bolznmusic

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_141/shahram_immortal.jpg

i dig that bolz'n noize. cheers!

ok, scott, i am with you on grave in the sky. pretty killer stuff. reminded me of sword heaven for a minute, strangely the only slow/crush/bang/BRRRR band NOT listed under "SOUNDS LIKE."

also, i am listening to tank. tank rules.

feel bad that i haven't been feeling the last round of willowtip releases. i swear i am not a part of the tech-death backlash.

the grave in the sky album is just wonderful and definitely the best of the three that i got from those dudes. but i do like the other two as well. it's just that the grave in the sky is just TOTAL, you know. one of those albums that seems like some sort of definitive statement.

got an order from Gorgiastic. Guttural Secrete is a fucking brutal, ugly, hard to defend but pretty fuckin' great band.

i like their latest album as well. never heard their earlier stuff.

if this thread has been dormant it's because after writing about 12 or 13 blackmetal.com albums, three other metal albums, three stoner rock classics, and a list of 50 forgotten hard rock/proto-metal albums in a three day stretch i decided that i needed to hear some lighter fare. well, not completely light, but i raided our school bus and i've been revisiting vinyl i haven't listened to in a long time. some metal vinyl too.

I've listned to a fuck of a lotta goregrind this year

Foetopsy is the most likeable grind band in forever, seriously, see 'em if you get a chance...they're straight-out FUN!

I e-mailed a bunch of those Latino retro-thrash bands Scott listed above (Infantry, Death Hunter, Slaver, Merciless Death and a couple of others); there'll be a decent-sized piece on the "movement" in the Voice in a couple of weeks.

cool! i keep meaning to e-mail the decibel dudes and tell them to do a story. i don't want to do it, but someone could do a cool scene report.

I think Decibel did the story on neo-retro-thrash already didn't they?

did they? i don't remember.

Uh, yeah - I produced Accidental Suicide...must have been in '91 or thereabouts. I don't know whatever happened to them. They were nice guys and were friends with Viogression, I believe. Their album was out on Peaceville/Deaf. I got really busy with Death's Human release & tour and I lost track of AS. I recall that their singer was a nice guy - big as hell but soft spoken. One dude had Satan's bangs, his hair was so unique. We had to play with their guitar actions because they tuned down so low.

ERIC

wait wait Eric Greif posted here and none of us even flinched? wtf to us all