Books you stopped reading (for whatever reason)

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Mine is the "Crimson Petal and The White", as others have posted. It could be the single biggest steaming piece of crap masquerading as fiction that I have ever picked up. It begins with this type of narration, "Look. There goes Susan. I wonder where she is headed. You follow her to the green grocer, when your attention is diverted by Helen. Since her bears a small role in this story, let's follow her." WTF. Then it describes the young prostitute's sex scenes, badly, in a gratuitously graphic way, because it is shocking! Scandalous even! Give me a break. I quit in the middle and sold it on Amazon to recoup some small part of my expense and dignity. Though I felt bad about unleashing it on some poor unsuspecting chump.

Phastbuck, Friday, 28 May 2004 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I also disliked Crimson Petal also, because it was so self-consciously smug. Look at me, I'll win a prize! The author seemed to completely misunderstand women as well. I finished it, and it took up two reading weeks of my life. Which I wholeheartedly regret.

Jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 28 May 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i've let harry mathews 'sinking of odrasek stadium' slide lately. it's not terrible but i'm not gonna get anything useful out of it either by the looks of it. so i started calvino 'invisible cities' but the yes yes ok classical very goodness makes me wanna go back to mathews so i can have a nice perverse summer graft

prima fassy (mwah), Friday, 28 May 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Last thing I can remember not finishing was Independence Day. Nothing seemed to be happening. And there was lots of driving, which always tends to put me off.

I was planning to read The Crimson Petal... but these comments make me think I'll save myself a heavy load coming back from the library after all.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 11:34 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
DeLillo - White Noise - uninvolving, perhaps the Hitler Studies and 'oh, this modern academic world' whimsy pays off after a while but I'm not feeling it right now.

Fante - Ask the Dust - I fear I may have lost my taste for Bukowski (and co.)

Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link

DeLillo - Underworld. "There is a truth to bridges." I read that line, and then I read it again, and then again. And then I closed the book.

Gibson - Pattern Recognition. Read a line I think it was "the fridge was empty except for the smell of long-chain polymers." I laughed, stumbled on for a few more chapters and closed the book.

Navek Rednam (Navek Rednam), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 05:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I did read The Crimson Petal in the end - all the way through! It was just barely ok.

I recently gave up on the second vol of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen because the pictures ran out ha. I have no concentration span these days. I used to never give up on books but now I sometimes get overcome by inertia before I even start them and before I know it they're due back.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:20 (eighteen years ago) link

DeLillo's White Noise defeated me three times. The only book of his I've been able to finish was Libra which is probably atypical in the same way as Mailer's Executioner's Song.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I read "White Noise" years ago, and it's very high on my list of "Should I read this again to see if it's as lame as I remember?" books--if only so I have a more thought-out response when people ask in amazement why I don't like DeLillo. Though I guess "meta-jokes aren't as funny as real jokes" probably covers it.

Martin Van Buren (Martin Van Buren), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

ha, I couldn't make it through "white noise" either -- though actually it was a book-on-tape, so maybe it was the reader? I don't know, but I couldn't even make it through side 1 of tape 1. I have been meaning to give it another shot, though this thread is making me think I should just forget it...

stewart downes (sdownes), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i wasn't real impressed with white noise but somehow had no problem going on to read underworld (which i turned out to quite enjoy). ah, youth.

Josh (Josh), Friday, 14 April 2006 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Add me to the can't-read-Richard Ford list. Certain set-pieces can turn me off of a book. The obligatory "women swapping sex advice in the kitchen" scenes made me chuck Jane Hamilton's "Map of the World" and Zadie Smith's "White Teeth." I might give White Teeth another try—everyone seems to love it so. To me, it just seemed like the work of a young writer.
Beside my bed there is a huge heap of started-and-abandoned books. Some of them I like well enough but something else distracted me. Some I really didn't like but I feel I must try again because of something (better) the author wrote. This goes for Craig Clevenger's "Dermaphoria" and, as I've mentioned before, Jonathan Lethem's "New Book Nowhere Near as Fun As Motherless Brooklyn."

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Saturday, 15 April 2006 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link

i really want to read three women on the way to the dance, will i hate it

anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 16 April 2006 08:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you mean "Three Farmers on the Way..." Anthony?

Martin Van Buren (Martin Van Buren), Sunday, 16 April 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Moby Dick. I only made it through 130 pages, and had to settle for skimming the rest, to see what I was missing. I almost never give up on books, and I like a lot of 19th century stuff (Wilkie Collins, Jane Austen, some Dickens). But, I truly couldn't stand Ishmael.

Cherish, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Believe it or not, 100 Years of Solitude. I just feel really not in the mindset for the whole magical realist wonder-and-mystery-of-the-world thing right now.

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Hurting, I've made the run at 100 Years, oh, maybe 7 times. Always flag at about the same point each time, with somebody (don't all the guys have the same name?) tied to a tree in the town square.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 20 April 2006 11:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I love Somerset Maugham, but for the life of me I couldn't get into 'Of Human Bondage', after 200 pages I just didn't care enough about Phillip to continue. I just finished 'Ulysses', so I'm no quitter (loved it btw).

Docpacey (docpacey), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

The key to 100 years is not to worry about the names, just see them as part of the general wash of the writing.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm Larry, this is my brother Aureliano, and my other brother Aureliano...

Docpacey (docpacey), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I've read 100 Years twice. I thought it was tedious the first time but the consensus about its greatness persuaded me to give it another try. It was just as tedious the second time. Love in the Time of Cholera was no better. I rather liked Chronicle of a Death Foretold, but its brevity helped. With very few exceptions Magical Realism bores me.

Books started and not finished this year include George RR Martin's A Game of Thrones (too flatulent), Jasper Fforde's The Eyre Affair (appallingly written) and A Long Long Way by Sebastian Barry (too Oirish). I've just finished Auster's City of Glass having failed to finish it the first time, despite its being no more than a novella. I'm not incapable of liking metaphyical novels, but I feel pretty lukewarm about Auster's work despite his impressive brain. Beckett did much the same thing even more cleverly without making me feel more of it would be a good thing.

frankiemachine, Monday, 1 May 2006 10:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked Chronicle of a Death Foretold.

100 Years isn't hard to get through in the sense that dense, difficult prose is hard to get through. It's more like a Country Time Lemonade with five extra sugars.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

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spam, Thursday, 4 May 2006 08:04 (eighteen years ago) link

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weird SPEMtones, Thursday, 11 May 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

six years pass...

I tend to do this more often with nonfiction books than fiction. It's a natural litmus test to how interested I am in a particular subject. I may be interested enough to check out the book but not 800 pages interested.

One work of fiction I can specifically remember not finishing was The Stand. I saw the 8 hour miniseries when they aired it back in the early 90s, and the book seemed like a more drawn out screenplay of that series so I didn't bother.

musicfanatic, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

i wish i was still a moderator here so i could change this thread title. i must have been drunk. and i didn't believe in the space bar in 2003 for some reason. all my posts do that. so annoying.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

Recent unfinished books include

Ramsey Campbell "Hungry Moon" - profoundly boring. Couldn't keep the characters straight or bring myself to care about any of them.
Mick Wall "When Giants Walked the Earth: A Biography of Led Zeppelin" - Couldn't get over the sections written in second person.
Jack Ketchum "Peaceable Kingdom" - by the 3rd or 4th story there had just been too much rape

how's life, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

think I hit this last night with Nigel Smith's biography of Andrew Marvell. Love marvell, & smith knows an awful lot, but he's a terrible, terrible writer, shits out the worst sort of academic prose, no head for structuring his material. It made me quite angry.

woof, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

It's not up to the level of most of the books mentioned ott, but I looked at the first page of James Hadley Chase's Blonde's Requiem, got up and pulled my copy of Red Harvest from the shelf, and confirmed that Chase had plagiarized a couple of Hammett's paragraphs from that novel's first page. That did not work for me.

Brad C., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

James Sallis's Drive. Tries to have stylish writing but there are so many clear mistakes that it's laughable. For example: in the first chapter, the narrator repeatedly miscounts the number of dead bodies in the room. Another example: a car "somersaults twice" but somehow lands on its roof.

abanana, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, tried to read that one too. His book about Chester Himes is good though. And he has a book or two about guitar players that are OK.

Can Ruman Sig The Whites? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

thank the moderator gods.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

i am pretty neurotic about finishing books, the last thing i remember stopping was blood meridian by cormac mccarthy because it was giving me horrible depressing nightmares. i haven't tried to read anything else by mccarthy.

it was REALLY hard for me to get through neal stephenson's snow crash... i left it on a park bench because i just didn't want it anywhere near me. lots of people i otherwise respect really like this guy and i don't get it! awful.

john zorn has ruined klezmer for an entire generation (bene_gesserit), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

Old thread title here, for historic purposes:
What's A Book You Started To Read Recently(Or Not So Recently)Where All Of A Sudden You Decided-Hmmm-That's Enough,Thanks!

Can Ruman Sig The Whites? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

stop!

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

i think when we switched to nu-ilm i was no longer a moderator here. the only other one was chris p. i think? i made him a moderator cuz he wanted to be one for some reason. so this board is moderator-free. cuz chris isn't around, right? causistry.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

i stopped reading that book air guitar that someone gave me. speaking of guitars. the cultural crit book that some people like a lot. by the art critic...whatshisname.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

"Kafka on the Shore" by Murakami. I think I just got tired of the incessant wackiness.

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

xpost
Dave Hickey. Wish I would've stopped reading Air Guitar, more like Hot Air Guitar amirite

(REAL NAME) (m coleman), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

xpost I struggled through that one but definitely left it with an "OK, no more Murakami for a while" feeling. By the end it was making me pretty angry, though.

cwkiii, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

Read all of Isherwood's memoirs up until the mid '60s, realized I couldn't give a flying turd about the decay of queeny Charles Laughton

baking (soda), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

xxpost

or Air-Conditioned Guitar since he goes on @ great length about being the only living art critic in Las Vegas

(REAL NAME) (m coleman), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

In Cold Blood: True crime, meh.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

xpost I might pick that book up again sometime, there was a lot of things about it I really liked and I enjoyed that book of short stories ('The Elephant Vanishes') he wrote but I really wasnt in the mood for it at the time. I think I put it down after the cat-slicing part.

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

In Cold Blood is interesting more for its historical significance in journalism than its narrative drive, I'll give you that

(REAL NAME) (m coleman), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Have you read any of his other novels? A Wild Sheep Chase, Wind-Up Bird Chronicle and Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World were all way better (those are the only others I've read).

cwkiii, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

i can't even get through a murakami short story in the new yorker. but that's just me. i know people love him.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

I think he works best as a novelist based on the few I've read vs. The Elephant Vanishes which I didn't care for at all, but I can see the novels being polarizing, too. He's someone you definitely have to be in a very specific mood for, as he pretty much just writes subtle variations of the same book over and over.

cwkiii, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

there are some writers...i feel like i'm always watching them do something. like i'm watching them make an elaborate meal and i just want to eat. i don't want to watch them cook. that's why i like good sci-fi. because good sci-fi is like watching a really good magician. i just get wrapped up in the story or i just follow them blindly because i want to know where they are going. and when i'm done with their book i say how'd they do that!?

i tried to read a paul auster book years ago and it was like watching someone cooking in their kitchen and i got SO hungry. like, great, you bought really good ingredients, just put it in the oven already. i have this problem with a lot of kinda magic realism types. they never whisk me away. i'm too busy noticing every little move they make.

i'm really bad at metaphor by the way.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link


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