yeah elon or someone just like him being the main character of the day every day really killed the vibe, theyre so dull, we want bean dads
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 January 2024 21:35 (four months ago) link
especially since Elon's Twitter now *boosts* these folks to the top.
Scrolling thru blue checks to get to anyone with anything useful to say is a serious drag, especially on a viral thread that's got hundreds or thousands of responses.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 21:38 (four months ago) link
yeah ruining replies really fucked things up, youd think you couldnt make replies worse, but in fact you could, much worse
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 January 2024 21:39 (four months ago) link
I tried blocking blue checks at first but there are just too many
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 21:45 (four months ago) link
the thing with replying is you don't want to be the guy to say the same thing someone else said, so you scroll a little to make sure no one else said it
the blue checks being at the top just makes you not reply. they'll never say what you'd want to say (and if they do, it makes you consider seppuku) but they just never stfu so you just close the app and walk away
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 22:00 (four months ago) link
just solved every global dispute, you're welcome 🥰 pic.twitter.com/odo8rNBSIi— саша (@rystbelt) January 4, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 5 January 2024 07:44 (four months ago) link
There’s so much more to do on X — no wonder new users are becoming heavy users 3 times faster than before. https://t.co/QQ9pA6moSr— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) January 5, 2024
― bae (sic), Friday, 5 January 2024 11:10 (four months ago) link
nice! if they keep those growth rates up then everyone on earth will be on x by the summer.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 January 2024 13:57 (four months ago) link
is that 360 seconds at a time, or 360 seconds per day?
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 5 January 2024 14:21 (four months ago) link
In the last week or so, I've been getting the same ad embedded after every third tweet, so obnoxious.
This morning, before I blocked it, it was for a reality cooking competition show from.... OnlyFans.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 January 2024 15:32 (four months ago) link
Bill Ackman is worth $4 billion dollars. He should be eating grilled baby panda on an island somewhere, unbothered. Instead he accidentally humiliates his wife because he's too online. This is still a powerful website.— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) January 7, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 January 2024 16:01 (four months ago) link
reminds me of ryan broderick's diagnosis of twitter's significance:
The reason for its success, if you can argue that it was ever really successful, wasn’t that it was cooler than Facebook. It was because of its proximity to power. The reason it was so popular with activists, extremists, journalists, and shitposters was because what you posted there could actually affect culture. The thing that ties together pretty much everything that’s happened on Twitter since it launched in 2006 was the possibility that those who were not in power (or wanted more) could influence those who were.
he goes on to say:
And I don’t think it’s an accident that a deranged billionaire broke that, nor do I think it’s accident that we’re suddenly being offered smaller, insular platforms or an offshoot of a Meta app as replacements. The folks in charge clearly don’t want that to happen again.
it's happening again with this ackman stuff, but this feels like the first time in a long time.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 January 2024 16:31 (four months ago) link
lol https://www.ft.com/content/f1c31251-4c06-47e6-8495-106c2e4a6118
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 January 2024 16:33 (four months ago) link
I think Twitter users were able to partially puncture that early 2010s Tedtalky bubble of people thinking they were sages because they were rich. Like, sure, everyone at your conferences will tell you you're a genius, but a bunch of overeducated nobodies will mock you mercilessly.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 8 January 2024 16:38 (four months ago) link
lol this one really sounds like bateman
"I did meditate when I was going through challenging times. I need to take it up again. Very powerful."
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 January 2024 16:43 (four months ago) link
imo this is basically true tho its at least somewhat more subconscious and institutional than its is intentionally diabolical
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 January 2024 16:45 (four months ago) link
i got all of them right except that one!
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 January 2024 16:47 (four months ago) link
Man when Financial Times is clowning you, it’s time to log off.
― Pat Methamphetamine Trio (is this anything?) (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 8 January 2024 17:08 (four months ago) link
xp re: broderick’s “actually affect culture”i am not sure whether this sounds true or quite deluded. like, the lures on the line were sure dancing faster tho
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Monday, 8 January 2024 17:12 (four months ago) link
I am in love https://t.co/lDiZ8qpSPs— Bill Ackman (@BillAckman) February 3, 2021
― JoeStork, Monday, 8 January 2024 20:12 (four months ago) link
'dream up your grounding'? well we know that statement wasn't plagiarized because no one else would stupid enough to arrange words in that order.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 8 January 2024 20:14 (four months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/KBW4yuT.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 January 2024 20:16 (four months ago) link
she simply gave him a small orb as one does the orb was of no great size
At some point, she was asked to give Epstein one of the ‘orbs,’ small resin sculptures that her group made, which MIT used as gifts for donors to the university. Neri’s group made many of the gifts for MIT MediaLab donors as her work is unique and beautiful.
Simon, I enjoy and often agree with your posts but you got this one way wrong:Neri is not a public figure nor am I POTUS, as such your Hunter Biden comparison makes no sense. Being accused does not make one guilty. Please give @NeriOxman a chance to both understand and…— Bill Ackman (@BillAckman) January 8, 2024
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 January 2024 20:21 (four months ago) link
Hey, Elon! How's Grok coming along?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 8 January 2024 20:25 (four months ago) link
https://www.axios.com/2019/09/14/joi-jeffrey-epstein-ties-mit-media-lab-professor
"...it is very important that you don't mention Neri's name or otherwise get her involved ... I don't want to see her forced into a position where to protect her name she Is required to be transparent about everything that took place at MIT with Epstein."
I don't want my wife to be forced to be transparent about her academic and business dealings
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 8 January 2024 20:54 (four months ago) link
What other ‘questionable relationships’ are you alluding to? Neri does not have ‘questionable’ relationships.
Would beg to differ.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 8 January 2024 21:30 (four months ago) link
The Dead Internet Theory gains support after a video uploaded without sound receives a suspicious amount of engagement. https://t.co/4OQe5pRMYz— Know Your Meme (@knowyourmeme) January 8, 2024
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 01:46 (three months ago) link
xxxxxxp "Let your haters be your waiters" sounds profound by comparison.
― Pat Methamphetamine Trio (is this anything?) (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 02:58 (three months ago) link
"Let your haters be your waiters" suggests the utterer will unwittingly ingest a lot of wait-staff urine during their every meal out.
― impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 08:50 (three months ago) link
Elon seemingly purging his critics
What the fuck is going on pic.twitter.com/1BFZJY7RM8— Yugopnik 🇵🇸 (@yugopnik) January 9, 2024
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 14:32 (three months ago) link
Or Ackman critics I guess
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 14:36 (three months ago) link
pivot to video except its the year 2024 this time
Elon Musk’s X, long known as a service for posting short text-based messages about anything and everything, claims it’s “now a video-first platform.”
As proof of its video transformation, X touted a new video feature that is much like TikTok’s full-screen, infinite scroll, and that has over 100 million daily users—”more than half of whom are Gen Z, the fastest growing audience on X,” the blog post claimed. It also mentioned letting users publish longer-form videos, crowing that “In December alone, people watched 130 years’ worth of videos 30 minutes or longer.”
https://archive.ph/jUmk7
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 19:48 (three months ago) link
skype it to my inbox
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 19:51 (three months ago) link
short text-based messages
ackman didnt get the memo
― mark s, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 19:53 (three months ago) link
they weren't banned, they just set their backgrounds to say Account Suspended. artistic choice!
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:02 (three months ago) link
lol Ackman's profile pic is so AI-touched up it looks comical
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:08 (three months ago) link
I don’t know who this guy Ackman is and yes I’m pretty smug about it
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:59 (three months ago) link
and that's ok
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 22:04 (three months ago) link
I'd never heard of him before all this but wow he is a tremendous asshole. It sure is great having a society subject to the whims of deranged billionaires.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 22:06 (three months ago) link
All those accounts violated... The X Rules.
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:05 (three months ago) link
“now a video-first platform.”
pivot away from snooty intelligencia and boring journalists towards fast-fashion trends, vibes, viral challenges
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:15 (three months ago) link
tiktok except with elons people is the worst possible app lol
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:20 (three months ago) link
none of this woulda happened if we hadn't sabotaged Google+
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:33 (three months ago) link
ok but clowning google plus was some of the best times ever had online
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:40 (three months ago) link
forget google plus, google wave baby
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:44 (three months ago) link
Were they the first to add "+" to their name? Everything is "+" now.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:45 (three months ago) link
orkut was my shit bring back orkut
― Clay, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:45 (three months ago) link
one of Linda Yaccarino’s big announcements for X while she’s in Vegas for CES is a video partnership with…Tulsi Gabbard pic.twitter.com/44VGaCkOtC— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) January 9, 2024
― bae (sic), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 05:49 (three months ago) link
I want Jaiku back. Combine it with app.net and you'll crush it
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 06:07 (three months ago) link
Welcome to The Family
― nashwan, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 09:29 (three months ago) link