Elon Musk

So transparently thirsty

"this is how macduff was able to outwit macbeth"

Having a hard time believing Felix from Chapo didn't write those posts as parody. X's echo chamber has somehow made those two even more laughably stupid

musk has ten children and never noticed their heads get bigger after theyre born

he breeds the children, but I've seen no indication he does the whole 'parent' thing

TBF Musk does not interact with or look directly at his seedlings

he has former employees to handle that stuff

he had one of the kids in the office like an accessory! someone at twitter was quoted as saying it was surprising he was a dedicated parent, but then, as they’re doing some marathon “how do we make twitter cheap and more X” meeting the toddler was being tired and fussy at 11pm

His “emotional support human” (his words)

Disproving meritocracy one tweet at a time.

What if I told you these two things are related pic.twitter.com/SmAsT0NSTR

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) January 5, 2024

lol @ expecting a twitter link to work

The last of the few folks I knew in SF that owned Teslas had sold them in the past year but man after visiting SoCal (LA/OC/SD) over the past couple weeks, it's insane how many there are. One neighborhood had at least one in every driveway.

Yes I realize how car culture is vastly different here than there but no wonder this idiot has so much money.

Yeah, LA is rotten with them.

Don't spend as much time in Sf as I did a couple years ago but they're everywhere in the east bay. My next door neighbors in berkeley (old couple with a few live-in failsons) have 3.

They are ubiquitous in Maryland these days.

I should get a pic of the Tesla charging station in the parking lot of the mostly-dead mall in Tupelo.

omg theres one at the dead mall near me too

elon really has dilbert guy brain, just assuming he's smarter than everyone else so everything he thinks must be true and profound

‘dead mall charging sta.’ is all time end of civ vibe.

Haha my nearby mall is not dead, but about 40% of it is empty and the Tesla charging station is located right at the furthest point of the dead portion.

Dead malls are great locations for charging stations so no one is hurt when the Teslas catch on fire.

There are loads of Teslas in my part of the UK. It used to be a novelty to see one; now, it's every 30th car or whatever. They're nearly all white in my experience. Two teachers at my school drive them. I want to ask them 'the fuck are you affording that on teacher's wages?' but don't want to be gauche.

Tesla Sales Rebound After Steep Price Cuts

To maintain sales, Tesla cut prices, offering Model 3s on its website for well under $30,000 after factoring in the tax credits. By late December, the number of lower-priced cars listed on the website appeared to have dwindled, suggesting that the strategy had succeeded. But the price reductions cut into Tesla profits, which fell 44 percent in the third quarter from a year earlier.

thats a pretty nice deal tbf

Is there any emerging schism in tesla fans being anti-Musk in more than just a "I wish he'd stop mouthing off and tanking our stocks" way?

https://archive.ph/O6a3f

our hard working ceo can have a little illegal drugs as a treat

probably naive but this being in the WSJ and not, like, daily beast feels like a biggish deal.

its such a weird situation how musks aura has made his companies so much more valuable than they should be, basically makes him untouchable

From the WSJ article:

Musk is intrinsic to the value of his companies...

Probably unconsciously, this nicely sums up the penchant for the 'free market' to add totally irrational factors to the allocation of trillions of dollars of capital, creating periodic outcomes such as bubbles, panics, and crashes.

Musk is intrinsic to the value of his companies

economists go boom

lol

https://bsky.app/profile/mtsw.bsky.social/post/3kieh7qsgce2r

how exactly is that news I honestly thought that was common knowledge

until this there was i think only one WSJ story about him on ketamine at parties. this seems different in that it describes specific incidents of drug use affecting his work.

his performance at the pre-acquisition twitter all hands sounds a lot the late/slurry/rambling meeting described at spacex: 'It couldn’t be learned if Musk was under the influence that day. But after the meeting, the SpaceX executives privately talked about their worries Musk was on drugs. One described the event as “nonsensical,” “unhinged” and “cringeworthy."'

unless I missed it the article doesn't mention stimulents which to me seems like the thing he's almost certainly on

Tell it to Earth

NYT: Critics suggest that titan of industry must deal with diversions

https://i.insider.com/5b9235bb5c5e5254548b59f5?width=700

"Needs more meth!"

He seemed pretty high in that Andrew Ross Sorkin interview.

Part of the issue directors have grappled with over the years is whether drug use by Musk is to blame for his unusual behavior, or if it is something else, such as his consistent lack of sleep, which he has talked about.

Uhmmmm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j05F88cEO8

Crybaby does K all day~~~

the WSJ isn’t going to complain about stimulants because that’s the drug class of the business world!

as long as you have a prescription

the “cocaine can get you a felony” bit seems a little undersold and perfunctory

imagine how annoying elon is on coke lol

Apparently we don't need to imagine.

lmao

Spiro called the description of the SpaceX incident “false as has been confirmed by countless people who were present.” He declined to elaborate on what specifically was false or describe the countless people.

lol very good

The Flashbulb's Youtube persona is somewhat annoying but he gets a pass for shitting on Tesla's self driving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DOd4RLNeT4

ed niedermeyer (author of ludicrous: the unvarnished story of tesla motors) on bluesky, about the wsj story

WSJ ain't printing this if there is any risk of Linda denying it

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yn75hmwkitdshnylue6d3grk/bafkreicvdmw33hxllwlmoj4ukqzv7cwbdl6sugd32im4x4zszu5avvxtyi@jpeg

Like, it's not that surprising or interesting that drugs play a role in Musk's erratic behavior. The fact that the board of a car company that's worth more than the rest of the industry combined can't do more to reign in their druggy ego monster CEO than belatedly tattle? Now that's a story, baby! If Musk runs Tesla into a wall and the board can't mitigate the damage there will be much farther reaching consequences for lots of people than if they can

Every big potentially litigious piece of Musk reporting leaves a ton on the legal cutting room floor. There is a LOT more out there.