The Dead Internet Theory gains support after a video uploaded without sound receives a suspicious amount of engagement. https://t.co/4OQe5pRMYz— Know Your Meme (@knowyourmeme) January 8, 2024
― š šš¢šØ (caek), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 01:46 (three months ago) link
xxxxxxp "Let your haters be your waiters" sounds profound by comparison.
― Pat Methamphetamine Trio (is this anything?) (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 02:58 (three months ago) link
"Let your haters be your waiters" suggests the utterer will unwittingly ingest a lot of wait-staff urine during their every meal out.
― impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 08:50 (three months ago) link
Elon seemingly purging his critics
What the fuck is going on pic.twitter.com/1BFZJY7RM8— Yugopnik šµšø (@yugopnik) January 9, 2024
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 14:32 (three months ago) link
Or Ackman critics I guess
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 14:36 (three months ago) link
pivot to video except its the year 2024 this time
Elon Muskās X, long known as a service for posting short text-based messages about anything and everything, claims itās ānow a video-first platform.ā
As proof of its video transformation, X touted a new video feature that is much like TikTokās full-screen, infinite scroll, and that has over 100 million daily usersāāmore than half of whom are Gen Z, the fastest growing audience on X,ā the blog post claimed. It also mentioned letting users publish longer-form videos, crowing that āIn December alone, people watched 130 yearsā worth of videos 30 minutes or longer.ā
https://archive.ph/jUmk7
― lagān, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 19:48 (three months ago) link
skype it to my inbox
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 19:51 (three months ago) link
short text-based messages
ackman didnt get the memo
― mark s, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 19:53 (three months ago) link
they weren't banned, they just set their backgrounds to say Account Suspended. artistic choice!
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:02 (three months ago) link
lol Ackman's profile pic is so AI-touched up it looks comical
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:08 (three months ago) link
I donāt know who this guy Ackman is and yes Iām pretty smug about it
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:59 (three months ago) link
and that's ok
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 22:04 (three months ago) link
I'd never heard of him before all this but wow he is a tremendous asshole. It sure is great having a society subject to the whims of deranged billionaires.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 22:06 (three months ago) link
All those accounts violated... The X Rules.
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:05 (three months ago) link
ānow a video-first platform.ā
pivot away from snooty intelligencia and boring journalists towards fast-fashion trends, vibes, viral challenges
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:15 (three months ago) link
tiktok except with elons people is the worst possible app lol
― lagān, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:20 (three months ago) link
none of this woulda happened if we hadn't sabotaged Google+
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:33 (three months ago) link
ok but clowning google plus was some of the best times ever had online
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:40 (three months ago) link
forget google plus, google wave baby
― lagān, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:44 (three months ago) link
Were they the first to add "+" to their name? Everything is "+" now.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:45 (three months ago) link
orkut was my shit bring back orkut
― Clay, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:45 (three months ago) link
one of Linda Yaccarinoās big announcements for X while sheās in Vegas for CES is a video partnership withā¦Tulsi Gabbard pic.twitter.com/44VGaCkOtC— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) January 9, 2024
― bae (sic), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 05:49 (three months ago) link
I want Jaiku back. Combine it with app.net and you'll crush it
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 06:07 (three months ago) link
Welcome to The Family
― nashwan, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 09:29 (three months ago) link
As of last night, my phone wouldn't let me use Twitter anymore unless I updated the app (which would have turned it into X and probably done a bunch of nefarious shit to the phone)...so I deleted the app entirely. Still using Twitter on my laptop a little but have one foot out the door now for sure.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 16:25 (three months ago) link
I'm still using the Twitter branded app on my android phone but realise it's probably on borrowed time.
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 16:34 (three months ago) link
I still have the Twitter app on an old ipad but search won't work on it.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 16:49 (three months ago) link
i have the x app on my phone but i do not uses it, sometimes i go to twitter.com and search for boston celtics
― lagān, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 16:54 (three months ago) link
what are those fellas up to
― G. DāArcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 16:59 (three months ago) link
theyre doing great
― lagān, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 17:07 (three months ago) link
bring back kinja
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 17:12 (three months ago) link
Does Larry Bird still play for them?
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 17:21 (three months ago) link
in spirit
― lagān, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 17:43 (three months ago) link
Imagine being worth billions and choosing your time to...post online, like the rest of us
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 January 2024 07:41 (three months ago) link
"Perspective
In business and in life, I have always believed that the best way to understand someoneās perspective is to reverse places with them. Pretend that you are sitting in their seat, and they are in yours.
The story I am about to tell begins on January 3rd, 2024"
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 January 2024 07:46 (three months ago) link
How it started, how it's going pic.twitter.com/KziTOa9byi— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) January 8, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 January 2024 07:47 (three months ago) link
lol if ackman actually loses axel fkn springer
― mark s, Thursday, 11 January 2024 11:02 (three months ago) link
He is writing LRB length essays on X, man has been so roasted.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 January 2024 11:20 (three months ago) link
it's not impossible that out of caitains-of-industry-style solidarity a publisher with the politics of springer (v bad) actually forces BI (which it owns) to retract the story or modify it in damaging ways, despite it being true, which would offset this extremely enjoyable and deserved roasting
is this the first large-scale main-character event* since elon's changes (which basically made him the permanent main character, which is after a while much less fun)?
*honest question, twitter has literally destroyed my memory
― mark s, Thursday, 11 January 2024 11:25 (three months ago) link
probably obvious but s/b captains
It's a 'recovery' for twitter of sorts. Israel/Palestine has shown that you can still get quite a lot of news/analysis out of it (and you get to face some very dark stuff too but it's all aggregated in a way that was questioned whether you could get it again from a main event), and then it spits out its first main character for a while.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 January 2024 11:37 (three months ago) link
āmain character ā to who, tho? i donāt know who Ackman is or what heās upset about, and i donāt care. if heās a billionaire, then he deserves the guillotineā thatās about all i know or think of it.it isnāt in the newsā no coverage that i can see on WaPo, the Times, Politico, etc.i agree with xyzzz that twix has been fine for getting out info during the genocide, but honestly, this site isnāt as important as it once was, and thatās a good thing.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 11 January 2024 12:26 (three months ago) link
main-character-syndrome has always been a purely in-twitter phenom: with the caveat abt my memory still in place (and noting the musk special case) i'm not sure that any of them previously (and significantly) broke containment into the "grown-up" papers
― mark s, Thursday, 11 January 2024 12:31 (three months ago) link
itās sort of like being a āmain character ā in a really awful novel that hardly anyone reads then, i get it
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 11 January 2024 12:38 (three months ago) link
i thought you approved of things that hardly anyone reads! (don't worry i'm teasing)
i set out my evolving arguments abt twitter -- including a clearer definition of "main character syndrome" -- here and here: https://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2022/november/goblins-r-ushttps://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2023/november/twitter-dispersed
(apologies as always for spam but i definitely said it better than i will here, today)
― mark s, Thursday, 11 January 2024 12:48 (three months ago) link
"i donāt know who Ackman is or what heās upset about, and i donāt care. if heās a billionaire, then he deserves the guillotineā thatās about all i know or think of it."
Absolutely had no knowledge of him whatsoever but what twitter has been good for is as an insight into the mindset of the people who run things, their contempt for us, but also -- in main character mode -- how flakey and easily disposable they could be were the tide to turn. It could be a billionaire like Ackman, it could be someone from the professional classes like an academic or lawyer, or a politician (but we knew what contempt pols had for ppl, by and large)
xp
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 January 2024 12:52 (three months ago) link
it's a very temporary and (materially speaking) misleading levelling, but (elon's confused, inpet and malfunctioning tweaks nothing withstanding) it really is a leveling: everyone reduced to an avatar, a screen name and 280* words
*obviously stripping this limit out has been one of his stupid tweaks, but to use table's adaptable formula, "hardly anyone" ever clicks on "show more" for the next 4720 words, and many treat it as a bagde of shame and humiliation (do the fkn intellectual work and unleash an old-school thread š§µ) (BUCKLE UP!)
― mark s, Thursday, 11 January 2024 13:00 (three months ago) link
of course ppl can and do game the numbers in all kinds of ways -- this is how politics mutates to adapt to the situation at hand -- so yr always peering to interpret a by-design chaotic and in-conclusion disgusting and exhausting scrim of information (good and bad) fused with opinion (also good and bad)
― mark s, Thursday, 11 January 2024 13:03 (three months ago) link
i only read the first lrb piece (at least so far) but my reaction was much the same as the lone comment there-- the phrase which leapt out to me dealt with "usefulness to journalists" or some such. and well, is the (dis)organizational structure now at xitter, which has distinctly moved into the promotion of fash shit-- are journalists so smart that, with their superior knowledge, it is worth enabling the other effects shitter is _actively_ seeking to achieve? which effects are racist pro-oligarchy right wing tech clown horseshit?
or is the fact that important pro-left, or marginalized groups, use remnant tidal-pools of communication within xwitter (i presume until they can be snuffed out, though maybe i'm wrong) worth it to everyone?
i guess pre-lon xitter was grate, tho not really to me i am neither that clever nor amuse-able, but uh, i hope y'all find a substitute.
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Thursday, 11 January 2024 14:59 (three months ago) link
it isnāt in the newsā no coverage that i can see on WaPo, the Times, Politico, etc.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/05/us/plagiarism-bill-ackman-neri-oxman-claudine-gay-harvard.html
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 11 January 2024 15:01 (three months ago) link