Innocuous things that make you irrationally embarrassed

Imagine someone doing an impression of you to you and having someone else film it while it’s happening

the poster for Taylor Swift's tour movie looks like her farting into a microphone and I can't unsee it.

God damn it LOL

I keep getting TikToks of impressionists doing celebrity impressions to the celebrity. Like “Paul Giamatti meets ‘Paul Giamatti’”

I haven’t actually watched any of them because the concept seems excruciating

― na (NA), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:11 (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I was once at a formal conference dinner where part of the 'entertainment' was a guy who came round to the table and drew caricatures of guests. Some people were clearly uncomfortable with the way they were portrayed, but had to sit with the thing on the table until the end of the evening when they could leave and throw it away.

i have this habit of writing posts here, finishing them, seeing something I don't like in the first paragraph and fixing it, and forgetting to re-read the second paragraph to make sure the rewrites don't completely ruin the transition from one paragraph to another.

then requiring a follow-up post clearing up what I meant when I realize it now looks like gibberish

never apologize, that's my steez.

folks will say, pplains is so profound, half the time I don't even know what he's talking about. goes right over my head.

I say this all the time

In this modern age, I feel like I have to look at my phone while waiting for my to-go order/coffee drink or else I’ll look impatient.

omg me too