this most recent revive has brought forth a realization for me: along with the amorphous entity "TICKETMASTER" -and i'm sure a few others if i put some thought into it- i now have to classify joe bonamassa as one of the great enduring villains of my lifetime. he truly does check all the boxes. mister mxyzptlk ass mofo. gtfoohwtmfbs.
― she fell asleep with her hand around my throat (Austin), Saturday, 27 January 2024 15:26 (three months ago) link
a Dumble Overdrive Special was paired with his prized “Principal Skinner” 1959 Gibson Les Paul, serial number 9-1951....“So I came up with an extreme solution to a simple problem. With the help of Mr. Skinner and Mr. Dumble.”
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“So I came up with an extreme solution to a simple problem. With the help of Mr. Skinner and Mr. Dumble.”
He should name his power trio "Steamed Hams"
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 27 January 2024 15:36 (three months ago) link
...or have a super-sized combo: "The Steamed Ham Blues Band"
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 27 January 2024 15:38 (three months ago) link
I went to the Houdini Estate once, but I... escaped
― Washington Post Malone (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 January 2024 16:38 (three months ago) link
Epic!
― budo jeru, Saturday, 27 January 2024 23:03 (three months ago) link
i keep rereading the IG post and can't make any more sense of it, it's like an AI doing madlibs
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 January 2024 03:20 (three months ago) link
Living proof that Boomer is a mindset rather than a generation.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 28 January 2024 04:48 (three months ago) link
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― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:01 (three months ago) link
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― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:02 (three months ago) link
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― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:03 (three months ago) link
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― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:04 (three months ago) link
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― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:06 (three months ago) link
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― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:07 (three months ago) link
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― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:08 (three months ago) link
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― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:09 (three months ago) link
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― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:10 (three months ago) link
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― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:11 (three months ago) link
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― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:12 (three months ago) link
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Bonamassa wept, for there were no more blues left to conquer
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 28 January 2024 14:46 (three months ago) link
https://shop.jbonamassa.com/products/joe-bonamassa-guitar-man
free rental for 14 days!!!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:06 (two months ago) link
you can rent joe bonamassa for 14 days?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:23 (two months ago) link
"Watch My Movie Please Blues"
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:24 (two months ago) link
i've seen this guy while flipping channels past pbs like 3 times now, it's the only place i've ever heard of him. "who dis?" curiosity satisfied. thanks ilm and i reclaim my time.
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:26 (two months ago) link
Joe was damaged when I got him in the mail
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:30 (two months ago) link
he's just a guitar man who puts his Les Paul on one leg at a time
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:30 (two months ago) link
Nobody is answering the phone this is unacceptable I paid for expedited shipping
Guitar Man tells the incredible rise of legendary bluesman Joe Bonamassa, whose hard work and determination have made him the top-selling Blues artist of all time.
― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:08 (two months ago) link
Probably, but I'm guessing might also have something to do with him having released so many damn albums and people really seem to love that Black Country Communion band he's in and I'm sure that's rolled into padding those stats.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:14 (two months ago) link
who would be the best selling blues artist of all time (let's not count people like Clapton)
maybe BB King?SRV?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:22 (two months ago) link
Robert Cray had that one huge album
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:23 (two months ago) link
dan aykroyd and john belushi gotta be up there
― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:28 (two months ago) link
Quick googling says SRV has sold over 15 million records, Blues Brothers sitting at about 8 million.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:34 (two months ago) link
Is SRV 'people like Clapton' though? People like Hendrix I suppose.
― doleful lundgren (Matt #2), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:58 (two months ago) link
I guess my argument is that he was still perceived largely as a blues artist, where Clapton had Cream, Layla, Hendrix is too broad and creative to be a strictly blues artist.
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:00 (two months ago) link
It's probably like "most Billboard Blues chart #1 albums" or something like that. No chance he's outsold SRV, probably hasn't even outsold Kenny Wayne Shepherd.
― Reeves Gabrels' Funko Pop (majorairbro), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:04 (two months ago) link
He's sold more dog blankets than the two of them combined.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:42 (two months ago) link
pbs subs want moar moar *clap mittens*
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:57 (two months ago) link
*gently shakes last year's pledge tote in subdued appreciation*
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:12 (two months ago) link
Speaking of PBS pledge-time ubiquity, Andrea Bocelli is classical music’s Joe B.
― from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:43 (two months ago) link
the incredible rise of legendary guitarist Joe Bonamassa, whose hard work and determination have made him one of today’s top-selling Blues artists. … Guitar Man tells the incredible rise of legendary bluesman Joe Bonamassa, whose hard work and determination have made him the top-selling Blues artist of all time.
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:49 (two months ago) link
pbs is where I first encountered this dipshit, he was playing soulful acoustic shit in Denmark or something it was so bad, even worse than the blueshammer shit if you can believe it, like John Martyn taking a shit.
― brimstead, Friday, 1 March 2024 01:51 (two months ago) link
just want to be able to post “blackberry smoke” oncehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EpDkh5JYd8
― brimstead, Friday, 1 March 2024 01:54 (two months ago) link
PBS is showing a new special featuring JoBo backed by the LA Philharmonic at the Hollywood Bowl.
This is how Tár should have ended.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 10 March 2024 05:07 (one month ago) link
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― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 10 March 2024 08:03 (one month ago) link