The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games

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Nope. It's a black thing with a tube inside of it. No idea if it relates to the uncorked tube or not.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

when you have to go through every single combination to get something to work, it's no longer a puzzle, it's a chore.

meh, gameplay-wise these things are always pretty much trial and error, even if there's a post-hoc explanation. why did i have to use the knife to cut away the plug socket? pretty sure the screwdriver would have done the job.

now stuck with the magnet (or lack of).

ledge, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I dunno. I've found most of the solutions in this one pretty sensible so far.

There was one a while back where you had to go outside and look at roman numerals on a windmill that I *never* would've finished without a walkthrough.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

finding that section of the floorboard was a little hit and miss, and then what you had to do with it didn't make a whole load of sense.

is the box with a tube in some sort of uv light?

anyway i gave up, the panel locks were doing my head in.

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

uv ligt is what i thought, but pretty sure i;ve shone it on everything so far.

ledge, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't know how to use the lock but i have the code

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link

ok got it

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I found a walkthrough for this, was sad to find I was actually almost done. Willing to give hints. Does ILX have any sort of spoiler tags?

The controls are janky (Will M.), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I quit on level 15 I think. a pink level.

CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

what am I talking about, wrong thread. was looking for flash games

CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I never would've gotten the third key to open the lockbox if I hadn't looked it up. I am not smart enough.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 06:41 (fourteen years ago) link

continuing from yesterday's game i suddenly find myself with a washer. where did that come from?

ledge, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 08:14 (fourteen years ago) link

ok it's not a washer.

ledge, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 08:18 (fourteen years ago) link

y'know i reckon i could have opened the door with the penknife.

ledge, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 09:00 (fourteen years ago) link

How does it work, snoball?

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:10 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You need to adjust the sliders so that the radio makes five high tones in a row. But it's not "one slider controls one tone", because the slider settings interact with each other. So you'll get the first tone to be high, adjust the sliders for the second, but then the first tone will be low again.

snoball, you need sound on for that to be less chorish.
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― The controls are janky (Will M.), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yah I know - but there seems to be no apparent logical relationship between slider settings and tones produced. So the only option is to either find a walkthrough that explains what that logical relationship is (which defeats the point of the puzzle in the first place) or laboriously go through 5 ^ 7 slider combinations. I mean, if I wanted a small box that makes noises that I can't control, I'll buy an eff-ing Buddha Box...

grocery groin (snoball), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 09:17 (fourteen years ago) link

And the more I think about it, the more these "room escape" games seem to be a nth degree extension of the "you can destroy a tank with a bazooka that somehow manages to fold up in your pocket whenever you're using another weapon, but you can't jump over a waist high picket fence" FPS tropes.

grocery groin (snoball), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 09:21 (fourteen years ago) link

But it's not "one slider controls one tone", because the slider settings interact with each other. So you'll get the first tone to be high, adjust the sliders for the second, but then the first tone will be low again.]

?? didn't work like that for me at all. one position = high tone, for each slider. that's it.

ledge, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Ah, just tried it again today and it's working properly.

grocery groin (snoball), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Even with cheats, getting the third key was almost more than my wee brain could handle.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry I didn't get the walkhthrough to you when you asked-- I only got the email about an hour ago. :/

The controls are janky (Will M.), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.kongregate.com/games/IcyLime/multitask

ledge, Sunday, 16 August 2009 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link

haha i wuz totally useless at that

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Sunday, 16 August 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I got 84.

Mordy, Sunday, 16 August 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

TextTwist is a simple, fun little word game that will overtake the brains of certain kinds of people (word obsessives) until they can't stop playing it even with the computer off.

ken tynan's spanking buddy (sciolism), Sunday, 16 August 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, seriously is Evony really making the kind of money that allows them to be on every website everywhere?

sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Circle the Cat

depressed is a hugoholic (sciolism), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Building Blaster

It's a combo of reversion to three (playing with blocks) and to thirteen (playing with fireworks).

repeating cycles of smoking and cruelty (Michael White), Friday, 21 August 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I finally won at Circle the Cat and now I feel bad for the kitteh.

repeating cycles of smoking and cruelty (Michael White), Friday, 21 August 2009 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, seriously is Evony really making the kind of money that allows them to be on every website everywhere?

Yah, I was wondering the same thing. I saw an ad on talkingpointsmemo the other day and wondered what the hell was going on.

On the plus side, the boob girl is gradually getting more attractive.

Tom Pagnozzi (Z S), Friday, 21 August 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

By this time next year the winner of America's Top Model will win the spot of boob girl in the next Evony webvertisement.

Tom Pagnozzi (Z S), Friday, 21 August 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

that building blaster was sorta fun, but a little miffed on one of the levels which I completely destroyed yellow blocks to the point of complete obliteration and left the pink tower standing but it still wouldn't give me a success.

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link

You've got to blow the blocks further away to score more points.

the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Saturday, 22 August 2009 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

ah i see. i really should read instructions shouldn't i

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Saturday, 22 August 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link

im hopelessly stuck in level 39 ;_(

orange (yeah thats right), Saturday, 22 August 2009 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm stuck on level 40!

the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Saturday, 22 August 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

you can blow the right building to the right without touching the middle building. use the 2 & 3 charges.

i cant seem to take down the giant lollipop stop sign in level 49. maybe its a red herring. however, i hesitate to use the word 'hopelessly' again.

orange (yeah thats right), Saturday, 22 August 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I am such a sucker for tower defense games! Gemcraft!

Leee, Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

The Onion AV Club has a new feature on free and cheap games:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/august-24-2009,32052/

but play this game before reading its review, which spoils it: http://www.raitendo.com/games/you-only-live-once

abanana, Monday, 24 August 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

TextTwist + Tetris = must pop words

cavernous looseness of skank poon (sciolism), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 08:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Ludum Dare, a 48hr game writing compo. this time's theme 'Caverns'

so here are 144(!) cave based games to download and vote on
http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-15/?action=preview

koogs, Monday, 31 August 2009 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.adamatomic.com/canabalt
for wider screens: http://www.adamatomic.com/canabalt/mega/

2025's the best i've gotten so far

Nhex, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

make that 3100-ish

Nhex, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

3378

Clay, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

By "online" I don't necessarily mean games that you play online with other people (although, I'm not ruling that out).

In retrospect, one of my dumbest lines ever, and that's STIFF competition.

OLIGARHY (Z S), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry guys, moment of doubt, moment of doubt

OLIGARHY (Z S), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

It took many runs, but finally got 3243m on Canabalt.

Mordy, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

That thing that falls from the sky gets me every single time.

Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 06:05 (fourteen years ago) link

3715!

Mordy, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link

(What killed me was a low corridor. I had already hit jump, and once you hit that wall, it's straight down.)

Mordy, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link


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