Twitter C/D

his day job is to short companies based on pure vibes. it all checks out

I was predestined to become one of the aliens from Mars Attacks

https://images.app.goo.gl/3re9VYktsooMcjk78

shit that didn't work

https://images.app.goo.gl/3re9VYktsooMcjk78

In short, he has long supported efforts to increase diversity. But last fall, Ackman said, he had several extensive conversations with two different Harvard faculty members — he declined to name them — who suggested that he look more closely at the university’s DEI programs. “A guy I’ve known since college, very senior, was the one who really helped me understand this stuff — the whole oppressor-slash-oppressed narrative,” said Ackman, who felt that Jews had been unfairly wedged into the former category. “I’d never even heard that before, and I’m supposed to be an aware person.” Someone else sent him the book America’s Cultural Revolution: How the Radical Left Conquered Everything, by Christopher F. Rufo, the conservative activist who led the effort to stigmatize critical race theory before turning his sights on DEI. Then came the deluge. “I started following various people on Twitter,” Ackman told me. “I started getting the download.”

I don't even know where to start with this one

Ackman joined Twitter in 2017, when Harvard psychologist Steven Pinker recommended the platform over dinner at Peretz’s house. “I use Twitter as a source of information — I should say ‘X’ to be respectful to Mr. Musk,” Ackman told me. “You can just follow people who are experts, or present as experts, in various things.”

so much going on here

ilx is where i present as an expert, in various things

undermining the idea of meritocracy with every million added to his Scrooge McDuck vault

“You can just follow people who are experts, or present as experts, in various things.”

And weigh their opinions exactly the same, like a real dumbass.

“I’d never even heard that before, and I’m supposed to be an aware person.”

"I started following various people on Twitter,” Ackman told me. “I started getting the download.”

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

this guy's been a finance sector democrat forever, gets sent one book by Chris Rufo and does zero checking of additional sources, and now he's a RFK Jr. guy who parrots every right-wing talking point that's put in front of his eyes

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

— Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville) January 24, 2019

having pure neoliberalism streamed into your brain by being friends with Marty Peretz for years has to have primed him for this

In a strange turn of events Ackman was eaten by ghosts while devouring pellets in a maze.

Yes, "Activist" is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of "Ack."

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, February 12, 2024 8:13 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

"So, my name is Ackman - I married Cathy Guisewite"

what's that website that lets you do non-monetary wagers on anything? I kind of want to see if someone has a position on whether Ackman's wife is going to divorce him by some future date

I was thinking Bill The Cat xp

lol map, I was scrolliing the thread to see if that joke had already been made

Yeah, Bill the Cat is top of mind for me.

never thought about how there were two comic strip characters whos catch phrase was ack

people were just walking around emoting ACK by the mid 80s. we forget that it wasn’t just the comics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx1ML4EHlKg

Packin' a Mac in the back of the Ack

billy joel’s movin’ out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdEY3yqLC38

never thought about how there were two comic strip characters whos catch phrase was ack

― lag∞n, Monday, February 12, 2024 2:55 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I guess Bill's was technically Ack! Thppwfft!

Let's not forget Bill the Cat's brain was replaced by Trump's towards the end of Bloom County's run

There was a Cathy movie in 1987?? Has anyone ever seen this?

i couldnt quite stop reading that ackman piece and i’m practically yelling “you feral beady-eyed acquisitive little dumbass sonofabitch” and like sit down for a drink.

“‘I was in a restaurant two weekends ago — the whole restaurant gave me a standing ovation.’

I asked where the restaurant was. Ackman smiled. ‘This incredibly diverse community called the Hamptons,” he said.’”

class war baby gotta love it

the whole restaurant gave me a standing ovation.

I bet the kitchen staff didn't.

Another one for the guillotine (the list is getting quite long, we’re gonna have to run double shifts to deal with the demand).

please clap

I asked where the restaurant was. Ackman smiled. ‘This incredibly diverse community called my mind palace,” he said.’”

Not sure where to put this, but are the replies here all doing a bit? Or are people genuinely like this?

Today, for the first time in 27 years, I listened to the radio on an odd volume number. Nothing happened. I'm still here. Be honest, who else always has to have the volume on an even number? Why does it get us like that?

— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) February 12, 2024

Fesshole, a kink practice very popular in the catholic community

my daughter insists on the TV volume being set to an even number but hey

CaAL people are all kinds of ways

no judgement intended, just people are endlessly fascinating and did not realise this was such a widespread thing, I cannot imagine caring about it personally but sure there are many things I do which would be equally strange or stranger

When I had the TV on all day in my former apartment, 10 seemed like the most comfortable volume level. Not 10 out of 10 like a guitar amp, to be clear — 10 out of probably 60 or more; I never got the TV up to full volume.

This is probably mentioned in RFK’s platform

is this volume thing an urban legend I don't know of or some OCD thing

The evil spirits come out of the odd numbers obv

I wont leave the volume on 13 but its not like I'll turn into Rainman if I dont.

ive never considered the volume number i am very fussy about the actual perceived loudness tho

Wanting to see Ian miles Cheong potentially executed is like the only time in years the entirety of this website agreed on anything its almost impressive

— B0l (@Bolverk15) February 13, 2024

given things like volume/microwave times/etc. i will absolutely go very slightly out of my way to make them odd-numbered

because odd numbers are better. particularly fond of 17 x 3 = 51