Twitter C/D

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

— Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville) January 24, 2019

having pure neoliberalism streamed into your brain by being friends with Marty Peretz for years has to have primed him for this

In a strange turn of events Ackman was eaten by ghosts while devouring pellets in a maze.

Yes, "Activist" is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of "Ack."

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, February 12, 2024 8:13 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

"So, my name is Ackman - I married Cathy Guisewite"

what's that website that lets you do non-monetary wagers on anything? I kind of want to see if someone has a position on whether Ackman's wife is going to divorce him by some future date

I was thinking Bill The Cat xp

lol map, I was scrolliing the thread to see if that joke had already been made

Yeah, Bill the Cat is top of mind for me.

never thought about how there were two comic strip characters whos catch phrase was ack

people were just walking around emoting ACK by the mid 80s. we forget that it wasn’t just the comics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx1ML4EHlKg

Packin' a Mac in the back of the Ack

billy joel’s movin’ out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdEY3yqLC38

never thought about how there were two comic strip characters whos catch phrase was ack

― lag∞n, Monday, February 12, 2024 2:55 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I guess Bill's was technically Ack! Thppwfft!

Let's not forget Bill the Cat's brain was replaced by Trump's towards the end of Bloom County's run

There was a Cathy movie in 1987?? Has anyone ever seen this?

i couldnt quite stop reading that ackman piece and i’m practically yelling “you feral beady-eyed acquisitive little dumbass sonofabitch” and like sit down for a drink.

“‘I was in a restaurant two weekends ago — the whole restaurant gave me a standing ovation.’

I asked where the restaurant was. Ackman smiled. ‘This incredibly diverse community called the Hamptons,” he said.’”

class war baby gotta love it

the whole restaurant gave me a standing ovation.

I bet the kitchen staff didn't.

Another one for the guillotine (the list is getting quite long, we’re gonna have to run double shifts to deal with the demand).

please clap

I asked where the restaurant was. Ackman smiled. ‘This incredibly diverse community called my mind palace,” he said.’”

Not sure where to put this, but are the replies here all doing a bit? Or are people genuinely like this?

Today, for the first time in 27 years, I listened to the radio on an odd volume number. Nothing happened. I'm still here. Be honest, who else always has to have the volume on an even number? Why does it get us like that?

— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) February 12, 2024

Fesshole, a kink practice very popular in the catholic community

my daughter insists on the TV volume being set to an even number but hey

CaAL people are all kinds of ways

no judgement intended, just people are endlessly fascinating and did not realise this was such a widespread thing, I cannot imagine caring about it personally but sure there are many things I do which would be equally strange or stranger

When I had the TV on all day in my former apartment, 10 seemed like the most comfortable volume level. Not 10 out of 10 like a guitar amp, to be clear — 10 out of probably 60 or more; I never got the TV up to full volume.

This is probably mentioned in RFK’s platform

is this volume thing an urban legend I don't know of or some OCD thing

The evil spirits come out of the odd numbers obv

I wont leave the volume on 13 but its not like I'll turn into Rainman if I dont.

ive never considered the volume number i am very fussy about the actual perceived loudness tho

Wanting to see Ian miles Cheong potentially executed is like the only time in years the entirety of this website agreed on anything its almost impressive

— B0l (@Bolverk15) February 13, 2024

given things like volume/microwave times/etc. i will absolutely go very slightly out of my way to make them odd-numbered

because odd numbers are better. particularly fond of 17 x 3 = 51

I'm with lagoon. I wouldn't have a clue what actual number the TV/music volume is set to, it'll just be at whatever volume is appropriate for the circumstances

Absolutely shook tonight when sitting down to watch a show with my daughter, she asked me to turn the volume up and then said "You can't leave it on 17 dad, can you change it to 16 or 18"

I am normally ignorant of the numbers, but I claim a parental exception, where I put a limit on volume for my kids Bluetoothed bullshit on my cars stereo, and i say you may not go above 12 or suffer death or other worst consequences

even volume numbers really cancel out that odd harmonic distortion of the audio, really gives it the breath of life

^ science to the rescue!

I set TV volume arbitrarily, every number is interesting

I just have a little bar that shows up on my tv and most things these days. I try to make sure it’s not too full because that means it could hurt my ears

Wait whats that Ian Miles Cheong post in ref to, what'd I miss there? Was he banned or something.

this site still has the juice when it comes to making billionaires angry in public

Incredible stuff going on here pic.twitter.com/wQumddscxu

— Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 (@JosephPolitano) February 15, 2024

Wait whats that Ian Miles Cheong post in ref to, what'd I miss there? Was he banned or something.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, February 14, 2024 11:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

a singapore newspaper suggested he be arrested for supporting israel, which i guess is something that happens there, then everyone on twitter pretended he was going to be executed lol

I'm very offline so "Ian Miles Cheong" sounded familiar but I was unsure who he was. Then I realized—thats the man who sold me weed while I visited family in Malaysia! It's hard to forget a legendary drug dealer who shows you his gun collection/his plots to overthrow his country.

— Kylie Cheung (@kylietcheung) February 14, 2024

unfortunately I have it on good authority that he received the electric chair last night

posting about him doing crimes that make you get in big trouble in malaysia is cool and good

I'm pretty sure he lives in an interior room without windows in his mom's place, though. There's no way he even leaves the house

twitter pays this guy to make content. he's their main content guy.

Fantastic tech advancement! Guess who hasn't been in an airport anytime in the last 40 years? pic.twitter.com/83WVFmXIXM

— Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ (@chrissteinplays) February 15, 2024