remember orwell: a hand slapping an elfy face forever
― mark s, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 19:18 (two months ago) link
incredible quote
"In some ways, it was a world of imagination, like imagine that there is a whole chocolate factory here"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 19:20 (two months ago) link
‘There is a man we don’t know his name. We know him as the Unknown. This Unknown is an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls.’
i would like to nominate this ai for all of the awards please, and i request it to also write my wedding vows, for when i marry it
― nḏm (cat), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 19:30 (two months ago) link
i mean we already know who the evil chocolate maker is and we also know that the chocolate is evil
― mark s, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 19:32 (two months ago) link
AI OTM
New details on the Willy Wonka Experience disaster• Script was '15 pages of AI-generated gibberish'• Made up a villain called The Unknown — 'an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls'• Event had no chocolate — kids were given a single jelly bean & a cup of lemonade pic.twitter.com/kxs1RcKVC8— Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) February 28, 2024
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:05 (two months ago) link
one!
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:07 (two months ago) link
i am willing to pay upwards of $3 to see that script performed in its entirety
― nḏm (cat), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:10 (two months ago) link
E.L. James is working on it don't worry
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:11 (two months ago) link
One is plenty, once that “jelly bean” kicks in the world of imagination will open up right enough
― cozen itt (wins), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:12 (two months ago) link
incredible quote"In some ways, it was a world of imagination, like imagine that there is a whole chocolate factory here"― frogbs, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 19:20 (forty-seven minutes ago) link
"In some ways, it was a world of imagination, like imagine that there is a whole chocolate factory here"― frogbs, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 19:20 (forty-seven minutes ago) link
This should be the epitaph to the 21st century
― chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:14 (two months ago) link
did The Unknown taunt the kids with the milk, milk, lemonade rhyme?
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:16 (two months ago) link
around the corner, death is made
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:16 (two months ago) link
I've seen that picture of the sad actress so much I've started seeing Dagmar Krause
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:20 (two months ago) link
never forget 2/28/24
https://static.independent.co.uk/2024/02/28/11/Wonka.jpg
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:25 (two months ago) link
― cozen itt (wins), Wednesday, February 28, 2024 3:12 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
"So, which do you choose? The red jelly bean or the blue jelly bean?"
"But there's only one. And it's yellow."
"Which do you choose?"
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:27 (two months ago) link
oompa loompa doompa dee fenhow do you like my opium den
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:28 (two months ago) link
irl lol
― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:30 (two months ago) link
the event organised by House of Illuminati
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:31 (two months ago) link
the o.g. UK Fyre Festival was the Summerland disaster in the 70's. It was a leisure complex on the Isle of Man that didn't have fire exits and had an extremely flammable acrylic roof - cue some truanting school kids discarding a lit match near a kiosk that caught fire and the rest is inevitable.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:47 (two months ago) link
Folks, folks, somehow it all next leveled. This screencap was posted a half an hour back apparently trying to lay some blame on a guy named, in essence, Dick Bone.
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kqdyhnklmmv34nmml6btyqv6/bafkreia5gvj22ocjhd5w4co4rdjuije2kkrlnkvhvwxewzxewxxgxjsaba@jpeg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:48 (two months ago) link
popcorn.gif
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:51 (two months ago) link
"The form he is using is designed to mislead you"
oh i get it, it's an episode of Sapphire and Steel
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:51 (two months ago) link
I have been made aware of a Richard Bone
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:52 (two months ago) link
The house of illuminati is NOT in any way connected to dick bone who is NOT in any way connected to the hip bone
― cozen itt (wins), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:56 (two months ago) link
BTW, House of Illuminati's FB header image is a treat.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:00 (two months ago) link
Feel like this is part of an age-old UK tradition of shoddy unauthorised copyright infringement (mainly Disney) at funfairs, amusement arcades, circuses etc
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:09 (two months ago) link
And the queens we use will not excite you.
― nickn, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:18 (two months ago) link
Yeah I was gonna say isn’t shoddy little events for children something you famously have a lot of
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:18 (two months ago) link
The form he is using is designed to mislead you
So is Richard Bone...the Unknown?
― chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:29 (two months ago) link
I am starting to feel like Chaz Palminteri at the end of The Usual Suspects
― chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:30 (two months ago) link
i used to be in a barbershop quartet in Loompaland
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:33 (two months ago) link
I keep hearing this in the voice of Brecky from SNLhttps://willyschocolateexperience.com/index_files/twilighttunnel.png
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:38 (two months ago) link
thanking u
― UKXEPCTED TWITS (WmC), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:49 (two months ago) link
“Please direct all inquiries to our head of operations, Harry Sacke.”
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:49 (two months ago) link
show me the way to the next wonka bar! no don't ask why, no don't ask why....
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:10 (two months ago) link
looool
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:10 (two months ago) link
also jfc at that Summerland link, calz giving me nightmares
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:11 (two months ago) link
so many horrifying quotes I couldn't decide which to pull, prob for the best
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:12 (two months ago) link
UKXEPTCTED TWITS
― Is he an evil man who makes chocolate or is the chocolate itself evil? (stevie), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 23:34 (two months ago) link
The *House of Illuminati Scam* Facebook group has lots more gems like:* Kids reacting to the Unknown: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1128277194850803/posts/1129789921366197/* Fan artwork of sad Oompa Loompa woman: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1128277194850803/posts/1130406267971229/
― ernestp, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 23:39 (two months ago) link
And someone posted a photo of the woman smiling with some honestly sweet comments ("...She Was Such A Lovely Woman Who Tried Her Hardest To Keep The Kids As Happy As They Could Be So I Thought I Would Post A Different Picture Of The Woman Smiling Offering My Daughter Jelly Beans I Really Hope She Is OK In All Of This"): https://www.facebook.com/groups/1128277194850803/posts/1130481527963703/
― ernestp, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 23:43 (two months ago) link
The video of the kids texting to the unknown will be hilarious forever
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Thursday, 29 February 2024 00:49 (two months ago) link
https://i.discogs.com/StdCWVC6D3HpHsl0_VFPNQaSvS0y3TCoKmwHn4Rt6u0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:557/w:566/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE0MDUy/MTAtMTMyMjE1Mjcz/Ni5qcGVn.jpeg
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 February 2024 00:54 (two months ago) link
Oompa Loompa, 23, quai du commerce, 1080 Bruxelles pic.twitter.com/ZXX7r3dIzh— Jared Gilman (@realJaredGilman) February 29, 2024
― jaymc, Thursday, 29 February 2024 01:16 (two months ago) link
lol
― The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 29 February 2024 13:31 (two months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM6y-5t862E
― The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 29 February 2024 13:36 (two months ago) link
https://www.mediastorehouse.com/p/497/manet-folies-bergeres-bar-folies-bergeres-6509287.jpg
same person?
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 13:38 (two months ago) link
I feel the hairy lad up there in the YT, very much has the tinfoil condom on as he so colourfully put it
― Maresn3st, Thursday, 29 February 2024 14:03 (two months ago) link
🖼same person?
― The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 29 February 2024 14:23 (two months ago) link