oompa loompa doompa dee fenhow do you like my opium den
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:28 (two months ago) link
I've seen that picture of the sad actress so much I've started seeing Dagmar Krause
irl lol
― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:30 (two months ago) link
the event organised by House of Illuminati
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:31 (two months ago) link
the o.g. UK Fyre Festival was the Summerland disaster in the 70's. It was a leisure complex on the Isle of Man that didn't have fire exits and had an extremely flammable acrylic roof - cue some truanting school kids discarding a lit match near a kiosk that caught fire and the rest is inevitable.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:47 (two months ago) link
Folks, folks, somehow it all next leveled. This screencap was posted a half an hour back apparently trying to lay some blame on a guy named, in essence, Dick Bone.
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kqdyhnklmmv34nmml6btyqv6/bafkreia5gvj22ocjhd5w4co4rdjuije2kkrlnkvhvwxewzxewxxgxjsaba@jpeg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:48 (two months ago) link
popcorn.gif
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:51 (two months ago) link
"The form he is using is designed to mislead you"
oh i get it, it's an episode of Sapphire and Steel
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:51 (two months ago) link
I have been made aware of a Richard Bone
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:52 (two months ago) link
The house of illuminati is NOT in any way connected to dick bone who is NOT in any way connected to the hip bone
― cozen itt (wins), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:56 (two months ago) link
BTW, House of Illuminati's FB header image is a treat.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:00 (two months ago) link
Feel like this is part of an age-old UK tradition of shoddy unauthorised copyright infringement (mainly Disney) at funfairs, amusement arcades, circuses etc
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:09 (two months ago) link
And the queens we use will not excite you.
― nickn, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:18 (two months ago) link
Yeah I was gonna say isn’t shoddy little events for children something you famously have a lot of
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:18 (two months ago) link
The form he is using is designed to mislead you
So is Richard Bone...the Unknown?
― chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:29 (two months ago) link
I am starting to feel like Chaz Palminteri at the end of The Usual Suspects
― chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:30 (two months ago) link
i used to be in a barbershop quartet in Loompaland
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:33 (two months ago) link
I keep hearing this in the voice of Brecky from SNLhttps://willyschocolateexperience.com/index_files/twilighttunnel.png
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:38 (two months ago) link
thanking u
― UKXEPCTED TWITS (WmC), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:49 (two months ago) link
“Please direct all inquiries to our head of operations, Harry Sacke.”
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:49 (two months ago) link
show me the way to the next wonka bar! no don't ask why, no don't ask why....
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:10 (two months ago) link
looool
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:10 (two months ago) link
also jfc at that Summerland link, calz giving me nightmares
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:11 (two months ago) link
so many horrifying quotes I couldn't decide which to pull, prob for the best
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:12 (two months ago) link
UKXEPTCTED TWITS
― Is he an evil man who makes chocolate or is the chocolate itself evil? (stevie), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 23:34 (two months ago) link
The *House of Illuminati Scam* Facebook group has lots more gems like:* Kids reacting to the Unknown: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1128277194850803/posts/1129789921366197/* Fan artwork of sad Oompa Loompa woman: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1128277194850803/posts/1130406267971229/
― ernestp, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 23:39 (two months ago) link
And someone posted a photo of the woman smiling with some honestly sweet comments ("...She Was Such A Lovely Woman Who Tried Her Hardest To Keep The Kids As Happy As They Could Be So I Thought I Would Post A Different Picture Of The Woman Smiling Offering My Daughter Jelly Beans I Really Hope She Is OK In All Of This"): https://www.facebook.com/groups/1128277194850803/posts/1130481527963703/
― ernestp, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 23:43 (two months ago) link
The video of the kids texting to the unknown will be hilarious forever
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Thursday, 29 February 2024 00:49 (two months ago) link
https://i.discogs.com/StdCWVC6D3HpHsl0_VFPNQaSvS0y3TCoKmwHn4Rt6u0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:557/w:566/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE0MDUy/MTAtMTMyMjE1Mjcz/Ni5qcGVn.jpeg
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 February 2024 00:54 (two months ago) link
Oompa Loompa, 23, quai du commerce, 1080 Bruxelles pic.twitter.com/ZXX7r3dIzh— Jared Gilman (@realJaredGilman) February 29, 2024
― jaymc, Thursday, 29 February 2024 01:16 (two months ago) link
lol
― The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 29 February 2024 13:31 (two months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM6y-5t862E
― The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 29 February 2024 13:36 (two months ago) link
https://www.mediastorehouse.com/p/497/manet-folies-bergeres-bar-folies-bergeres-6509287.jpg
same person?
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Thursday, 29 February 2024 13:38 (two months ago) link
I feel the hairy lad up there in the YT, very much has the tinfoil condom on as he so colourfully put it
― Maresn3st, Thursday, 29 February 2024 14:03 (two months ago) link
🖼same person?
― The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 29 February 2024 14:23 (two months ago) link
Link to the 15-page script actors were told to memorise the night before:
https://www.facebook.com/download/7289698507811539/Willyschocolateexperince.pdf?av=535950214&eav=AfaRLrY0wxqy-c7hBnsRRPKWqlNtMwbrJlTAlcHWExwBDPJzNZDpIksvBi3XN42oscg&paipv=0&hash=AcoqkFLcBSYV8_n4nCw&__cft__[0]=AZWk68hW4OKrZSOau4ateiHsAMDb4TTA_o03EmMtDHGpgZPUXYYlGvRI57sqqpY6hloWYjMZg4-Ke8OPSYISB6ygea9BRmVGAdA9y5_gAs7SPopX84aQYzOv4gu48wNqjhw5HyphkuqaRL17cMWlLA_Q17GBOmB2tYVfkWfvnbOcPQ&__tn__=H-R
― your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Thursday, 29 February 2024 15:01 (two months ago) link
seems broken
― EMPRETY UKXEPCTED TWITS (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 February 2024 15:23 (two months ago) link
ah sorry grabbed it off facebook
― your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Thursday, 29 February 2024 16:02 (two months ago) link
https://we.tl/t-s8Y4y1KMiP
There's been some posts floating around from parents that said the Oompa Loompa was actually really kind to their kids and clearly trying to make the best of it after being suckered into an "acting" gig that wasn't what it was supposed to be.
Feel kind of bad for her becoming the face of this thing. Like, imagine your worst day of being suckered into some paying gig that turned out to be a complete shitshow and your face being plastered all over the internet for it.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 February 2024 16:20 (two months ago) link
i think most people are sympathetic to the oompa loompa
― your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Thursday, 29 February 2024 16:27 (two months ago) link
I have been made aware of a Richard Bone― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes)
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes)
it's called a baculum - all mammals except for pigs (who of course are famed for their corkscrew dicks) and humans have 'em. i keep trying to carry one around in my purse in the event somebody asks me if i have a penis. two problems. first is that nobody has ever been rude enough to ask me if i have a penis. the second is that i keep losing my dick bones. they fall out of my purse when i'm digging for my keys and i don't notice until they're long gone. that's just the kind of woman i am, i guess.
last time i was at the local ethically sourced taxidermy shop they had a whale penis in their display case. sometimes i've thought about buying it and naming it "pink floyd" but it's too big to fit in my purse. that's the problem with dicks. they're either too big or too small.
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 29 February 2024 16:51 (two months ago) link
same person?― Bernard Quidbins (NickB)
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB)
once i heard absinthe was also known as the "green fairy" i was in tbh
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 29 February 2024 16:53 (two months ago) link
OMG @ this script. I love that it has reached into the future and predicted the precise reactions of the audience ("Audience members raise their hands, some enthusiastically, others more timidly.") I feel a nearly physical longing to get inside the heads of the maniacs who put this together. They are not from earth.
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:19 (two months ago) link
can't wait for the competing Wonkumentaries about this
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:22 (two months ago) link
Show me your Willy, I'll show you mine
― EMPRETY UKXEPCTED TWITS (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:36 (two months ago) link
The script is entirely unchecked AI drivel. I mean, the Wonka character's lines aren't exactly terrible, or aimlessly they check out and even manage to work as jokes even if they're incredible derivative. But yeah, the cues for the audience lines, filmic effects and bits where the actors are expected to do ACTUAL MAGIC are ridiculous
― your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:49 (two months ago) link
Userwrite an Oompa Loompa song about this article - https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2024/02/28/willy-wonka-experience-scam-scotland-hunt-foster-ctm-vpx.cnn
ChatGPT(Verse 1)Oh, gather round, dear friends, and lend your ears,To a tale of whimsy, woe, and trickery sheer.In Scotland's land, a tale of cunning unfolds,Where Willy Wonka's magic, alas, was sold.(Chorus)Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo,A scam in the air, a hoax that grew.Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee,Beware of deals that too good to be!(Verse 2)A promise of Wonka's world, oh so grand,A chocolate factory, a dreamland.But alas, 'twas all a sham, a false delight,As scam artists danced in the deceptive night.(Chorus)Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo,Greed and deceit, they surely ensue.Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee,Trust not in fantasies, open your eyes to see!(Bridge)From Glasgow to Edinburgh, the whispers spread,Of golden tickets and chocolate bread.But truth reveals itself, a bitter pill,As dreams turn to dust, against one's will.(Verse 3)So heed this warning, dear ones, far and wide,Don't let sweet fantasies lead you to the side.For in the end, it's honesty we treasure,Not illusions spun for momentary pleasure.(Chorus)Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo,Hold tight to truth, in all that you pursue.Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee,Let integrity guide, and set your spirit free!
(Chorus)Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo,A scam in the air, a hoax that grew.Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee,Beware of deals that too good to be!
(Verse 2)A promise of Wonka's world, oh so grand,A chocolate factory, a dreamland.But alas, 'twas all a sham, a false delight,As scam artists danced in the deceptive night.
(Chorus)Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo,Greed and deceit, they surely ensue.Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee,Trust not in fantasies, open your eyes to see!
(Bridge)From Glasgow to Edinburgh, the whispers spread,Of golden tickets and chocolate bread.But truth reveals itself, a bitter pill,As dreams turn to dust, against one's will.
(Verse 3)So heed this warning, dear ones, far and wide,Don't let sweet fantasies lead you to the side.For in the end, it's honesty we treasure,Not illusions spun for momentary pleasure.
(Chorus)Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo,Hold tight to truth, in all that you pursue.Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee,Let integrity guide, and set your spirit free!
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:52 (two months ago) link
here probably, yeah, but elsewhere I'm seeing so many "jokes" about her and meth
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:52 (two months ago) link
the oompa loompa speaks:
https://www.vulture.com/article/glasgow-sad-oompa-loompa-interview.html
― symsymsym, Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:48 (two months ago) link
Not shocked to learn that the actors haven't been paid a cent.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:57 (two months ago) link