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(Verse 1)
Oh, gather round, dear friends, and lend your ears,
To a tale of whimsy, woe, and trickery sheer.
In Scotland's land, a tale of cunning unfolds,
Where Willy Wonka's magic, alas, was sold.(Chorus)
Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo,
A scam in the air, a hoax that grew.
Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee,
Beware of deals that too good to be!
(Verse 2)
A promise of Wonka's world, oh so grand,
A chocolate factory, a dreamland.
But alas, 'twas all a sham, a false delight,
As scam artists danced in the deceptive night.
(Chorus)
Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo,
Greed and deceit, they surely ensue.
Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee,
Trust not in fantasies, open your eyes to see!
(Bridge)
From Glasgow to Edinburgh, the whispers spread,
Of golden tickets and chocolate bread.
But truth reveals itself, a bitter pill,
As dreams turn to dust, against one's will.
(Verse 3)
So heed this warning, dear ones, far and wide,
Don't let sweet fantasies lead you to the side.
For in the end, it's honesty we treasure,
Not illusions spun for momentary pleasure.
(Chorus)
Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo,
Hold tight to truth, in all that you pursue.
Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee,
Let integrity guide, and set your spirit free!
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:52 (two months ago) link