Victor Wembanyama aka Wemby aka The Extraterrestrial

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Wemby on his penchant for live-TV bleeps:

“I’m still not used to the, uh, standards here. I’m adjusting.” https://t.co/QyDaJYSUEP

— Mike Finger (@mikefinger) March 1, 2024

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, 1 March 2024 04:44 (two months ago) link

wemby is currently -10000 to win ROY

brony james (k3vin k.), Friday, 8 March 2024 16:38 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

I mean what can you say really

pic.twitter.com/kM97Vzcp64

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) March 23, 2024

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 23 March 2024 01:52 (one month ago) link

not only did he not jump on that block he was off balance going backwards with one leg off the ground

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 01:54 (one month ago) link

important to learn from your mistakes

Wemby got players making a lot of business decisions pic.twitter.com/uHNHMbpgVw

— Lang Whitaker (@langwhitaker) March 23, 2024

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 02:07 (one month ago) link

I think there’s going to be an extremely compelling case for third team all-NBA by the time the season’s over. and it’s hard to envision a world where he’s not the best player in the league by the middle of the 2026 season. maybe even sooner

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 10:49 (one month ago) link

Is he not a top ten player right *now*?

frogbs, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:37 (one month ago) link

if hes a top ten player then the rest of the spurs are insanely maybe even impossibly bad

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:39 (one month ago) link

his shooting percentages arent good he doesnt score a ton offensively hes not close to a star right now

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:42 (one month ago) link

tho if they just ran pick and rolls with him every play it would be interesting to see what happened

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:43 (one month ago) link

That block and dunk are insane, but the running the floor like a giant deer/Magic Johnson is what makes him so unique.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:45 (one month ago) link

will be interesting to see how his game develops what kind of player he ends up being right now seems like hes just doing whatever

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:45 (one month ago) link

if his shooting never comes around then maybe he plays a giannis sort of game except less power more being eight feet tall, does he have giannises handle is it possible with those longest limbs, tho tbf giannis also has very long limbs, wemby also never going to be that strong which makes dribbling operating in tight spaces harder because you get bumped off yr spots

when you watch him the talent is so insane its easy to assume hes just gonna be able to do everything good, and honestly maybe he will but its not guaranteed, feel very comfortable saying hell be the best defender in the game and maybe the best defender ever, offensively i think hell find a way to score a ton of points but im not sure what itll look like and if its like all time great scorer or more all star level scorer

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:56 (one month ago) link

can little scooty guys not just blow past him?

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:57 (one month ago) link

even if theyre by him he can still block their shots lol but regardless thats just a normal big man problem

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:58 (one month ago) link

if he has good floater range touch i guess they could just put him in the post and let him shoot over people, even if he gets pushed out a little being inherently wide open all the time is a strong advantage

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 15:02 (one month ago) link

Every time this thread gets bumped I think of the guy I used to talk hoops with who really bought into the "he's just tall" "take," and that all a defender had to do against Wemby was to put a hand in his face to make him miss jumpers. I really wish I asked him if he thought if KD would be a good as he's been if he were 6' 4" instead.

Astarion Is Born (Leee), Saturday, 23 March 2024 15:18 (one month ago) link

being tall in basketball is good

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 15:34 (one month ago) link

if hes a top ten player then the rest of the spurs are insanely maybe even impossibly bad

― lag∞n, Saturday, March 23, 2024 10:39 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I don’t think he’s top 10 but he’s obviously top 25 and really that’s just the average of the whole year, he’s rising fast. to your question specifically there was this chyron I can’t find now that was like team net ratings with their best player off the floor and iirc the spurs were 30th

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:06 (one month ago) link

I mean let’s not be silly just look at the guy he’s very close to being all the way there

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:06 (one month ago) link

his offense just isnt that good, defense is insane but prob unsound in some ways

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:08 (one month ago) link

like the spurs are very bad and he’s a positive in raw +/- since january or something, there’s no sense denying reality he’s taking over very soon

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:09 (one month ago) link

when you watch him the talent is so insane its easy to assume hes just gonna be able to do everything good, and honestly maybe he will but its not guaranteed, feel very comfortable saying hell be the best defender in the game and maybe the best defender ever, offensively i think hell find a way to score a ton of points but im not sure what itll look like and if its like all time great scorer or more all star level scorer

― lag∞n, Saturday, March 23, 2024 10:56 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I agree with all of this but imagine what best defender of all time plus all star level scorer is going to look like!

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:13 (one month ago) link

yeah with that youre in the running for best player ever

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:24 (one month ago) link

people do tend to underestimate how long it takes for young players to develop tho, almost every player who has a popular rookie season has a disappointing second year

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:27 (one month ago) link

if you look at seasonal averages, it really obfuscates how good wemby has been since they changed the starting lineup bc the sochan (pg) and collins (c) were just so bad and dysfunctional. moving sochan to pf, collins to the bench, and tre jones to the starting lineup gave them something useful. the spurs are so bad bc outside of wemby and vassell (and probably tre jones and sochan and keldon), they just don't have players who'd be at minimum rotation guys on good teams. they are very young and make lots of young dumb mistakes in close games. they get thrashed when the bench plays typically.

vassell looks like at least a middleton type scorer who can play some decent d. champagnie is not gonna be the starter forever, but he at least provides some reliable floor-spreading. the rest of the lineup is truly atrocious, just such a huge drop off going from wemby to collins who is an absolute turnstile on D and not enough of a 3pt threat to do much meaningfully on offense. the rest of rotation: project players (branham, wesley, and barlow who've shown some strides of growth but are not impactful players right now); keldon who i love but is a non-entity on defense and is more of a heart and soul microwave guy now; and cedi osman (ok).

they traded nearly everyone who could help you win games in order to get wemby, but i didnt expect they'd lose this many games this year. i have to wonder a little if the issue is down to their scouting taking a dive or if pop has maybe fallen behind the times last few years after being out of playoff contention for so long.

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 23 March 2024 18:39 (one month ago) link

vic's splits before and after the collins benching:

before: (19 games) 18.9/9.7/2.5 with 2.6b and 1.3spg on .432/.265/.817
after: (43 games) 21.7/10.8/4.0 with 3.9b and 1.3spg on .478/.344/.791

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 23 March 2024 18:50 (one month ago) link

should note that the spurs are the worst 3pt shooting team, a little bit of that is vic falling too much in love with that shot, but other part is the rest of the rotation ranges from above average-at-best (vassell, osman, champagnie all ~37%) to truly awful (wesley .135, collins .307). jones and sochan have shot almost respectably (34 and 32% respectively) but need to be wide open to be that accurate.

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 23 March 2024 18:56 (one month ago) link

they traded nearly everyone who could help you win games in order to get wemby, but i didnt expect they'd lose this many games this year. i have to wonder a little if the issue is down to their scouting taking a dive or if pop has maybe fallen behind the times last few years after being out of playoff contention for so long.

― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, March 23, 2024 2:39 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’ve mentioned this before, and you’ve definitely watched more games than me, but I feel like there’s a very intentional process here: play spurs basketball (first in assist rate in the league!), let wemby play his way through the different lineup iterations, see what sticks, then reload via the draft next year. the west is just too stacked to have any real expectations. the team has been god-awful over the course of the year but they’ve been merely bad the past several weeks (most of which is probably attributable to wemby evolving). god willing he’s got 15-20 years in the league, who cares if they suck this year

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 19:50 (one month ago) link

4 assists a game for a 19 year old 7-4 guy is insane. we’re not ready

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 19:52 (one month ago) link

here's a pretty incredible passer too, like not jokic obv but hes got vision

xp i think thats mostly true, it was an experimental year to see who fits around wemby and how they would fit best, but i think i'm still disappointed in how inconsistently some of these guys look like ball players. i dont know how collins has disappointed me bc i had p low expectations for him, but his play last year post-poeltl trade suggested that he'd at least be a good stretch 5, and hes been shitty! i was mad that the spurs drafted two combo guards in branham and wesley bc they already had a bunch of those, but branham's things was that he was at least a good shooter and he has also been shitty! wesley is becoming a point-of-attack defender but he can't shoot to save his life. keldon isnt exactly regressing, but his development feels like it's stalled out.

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 23 March 2024 21:33 (one month ago) link

A lot of the best free agents are likely to receive max deals and are in pretty good situations. I'm curious who they'll be able to add. I'm sure there are one or two who would take less to play with wemby... probably a vet like derozan or maybe klay thompson? bruce brown?

I don't think paul george wants to move to san antone

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 24 March 2024 17:42 (one month ago) link

i loved demar when he played here, and i think he would work as a game-closer/6th man at the end of his career and help them rack up a few regular season wins. the spurs will need 3pt shooters around wemby, though. klay is the archetype of guy they need on the wing, but he's already 34. i can't see them doing anything more than 1-year mle type deals with vets that deep into their careers. bruce is a good rotation guy, but they can't afford to flesh out the bench when the starting lineup has such glaring holes. also bruce belongs in denver.

its gonna have to be a draft-built team just as it was with duncan (and the warriors with curry mostly). thankfully they've got a lot to build with there, but it does mean they'll need to land an all-star (assuming vassell is what he is right now as a borderline all-star on a 60-win team type player).

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Sunday, 24 March 2024 18:53 (one month ago) link

just get four more wembys, what i would do

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2024 21:28 (one month ago) link

sarr incoming

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Monday, 25 March 2024 01:21 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

The total eclipse has just begun. 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑 pic.twitter.com/ihGr5mFzai

— Nike Basketball (@nikebasketball) April 8, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 04:54 (one month ago) link

The Shammgod. 😱
The Spin. 🌪️
Prime Wemby. 👽 https://t.co/8XcAkJxSLo pic.twitter.com/EPdbIiEWfv

— NBA (@NBA) April 10, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 07:40 (one month ago) link

even though they havent won a lot this year, wemby has been a joy to watch every night

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 11:06 (one month ago) link

that’s such a casually sick move

brony james (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 14:47 (one month ago) link

hes improving at a crazy rate

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 14:53 (one month ago) link

7-5 guy who can do high level dribbling in traffic ok

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 14:54 (one month ago) link

lol at Nike using the classic 90s alien, they need to put a joint in his mouth and recreate the "take me to your dealer" poster

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 15:12 (one month ago) link

shd do a 90s rave flyer aesthetic for all of wembys stuff

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 15:16 (one month ago) link

KG is so funny pic.twitter.com/Hga5CrUnQA

— Dom2K 🎅 (@Dom_2k) April 12, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Friday, 12 April 2024 23:08 (one month ago) link

WEMBY 17 PTS IN 3 MIN 😱 pic.twitter.com/ig4dvRxNn8

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 13, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Saturday, 13 April 2024 06:04 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

in a stunning turn of events wemby has won the rookie of the year award

Clay, Monday, 6 May 2024 23:09 (two weeks ago) link

thats my guy who i like

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Monday, 6 May 2024 23:13 (two weeks ago) link

scoot was robbed

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 01:02 (two weeks ago) link

otm. scoot was the victim of more than a few steals this season

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 01:28 (two weeks ago) link


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