basketblolz

lol

It should be animatronic AI (AIAI?) repeating his "practice" press conference.

Steppin over Lue plz

Other option is crossing over Jordan

it should be a triptych with those two and the press conference, outside the stadium obvs

she was on his ass

Trey Murphy getting asked about some missed free throws by his mom 😂

(via @PelicansNBA)

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— Ball Don’t Lie (@Balldontlie) March 2, 2024

Haha she cooked him

lmao

he went into slow motion

Huge moment in NBA history tonight, as Phoenix's Grayson Allen debuted a revolutionary new move called the Eurohshit pic.twitter.com/POxoFO3iJi

— John Hollinger (@johnhollinger) March 3, 2024

He really overthought that one just go up dude lol

yup, but he was going to get it blocked regardless

Maxey hit head on knee pretty hard

"I can't because somebody is gonna do me like I said to you and then I'm f*cked" 🤣

—@paulpierce34 is begging @Money23Green to announce his final season pic.twitter.com/XNepXydosg

— The Volume (@TheVolumeSports) March 7, 2024

The “we done with the 80s/90s” trend on nba TikTok is lol imo

pic.twitter.com/Z2Dg5KkCAy

— Shlomo Goldstein (@iamferschnicket) March 8, 2024

Joe Mazzulla went for the block. 😂😂

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— Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) March 15, 2024

I hate the Celtics, but I love that they have a psycho coach. I hope he stays there a long time.

hes not what you would call the most normal guy

its a policy now lmao

“I saw a guy going in to try to get a shot. He hadn’t made one, and I didn’t want him to feel good about himself going to the bench,” Mazzulla said. “Guys don’t shoot shots in front of our bench to go back to their bench to feel good about themselves. If I’m going to ask the guys to contest, staff has to do the same.”

haha, joe maz is a quiet psychopath, loves “the town” and wants to KG practice shots

the oral history of joe mazzullas block attempt

“Late close, high hand. He was competing. That’s all that is,” Celtics guard Derrick White told The Athletic with a smile.

“I didn’t know what he was doing. I don’t know. … First time,” O’Neale said. “I was just wondering what he was doing. I feel like, ain’t it like a tech or something? I don’t know the rules on it.”

“I think that’s like the third time that’s happened this year,” Brissett said. “I think Tone (assistant coach Tony Dobbins) did it one time. That’s funny. I’ve never seen a coach do that, but I’m here for it.”

“I didn’t see that. But that sounds like Joe Mazzulla,” Brown said. “I’ve definitely seen him do it in the past. If the guy keeps trying to shoot, Joe will just keep playing defense. He’ll take it as far as he needs to.”

“I wish I would’ve seen it, though,” Brown said.

Yo James Harden really passed to Kawhi Leonard for 3 and then closed out on his shot??? pic.twitter.com/mp45EpOgLz

— Tomer Azarly (@TomerAzarly) March 21, 2024

wait what is this AI

mind gamez

Weird enough he was playing D. On his own man? Crazy.

march 2024 the month of inappropriate closeouts

once every couple years you see someone shoot on their own basket or something, not sure i've ever seen that brain lapse happen on D though!

someday someone will write a deep psychological profile of harden and extrapolate from this incident about what exactly his mindset is out there on the basketball court

Law Murray asked Harden about the play after the win. The Beard’s reason? “I gotta bring some excitement to this team.”

had to play that 4 times because I could not believe what I was seeing. I'm thinking surely it's not what it looks like? oh but it is

just an incredible non-answer answer by harden

I mean what else could he possibly say lol

Law Murray asked Harden about the play after the win. The Beard’s reason? “I gotta bring some excitement to this team.”

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 21, 2024 10:47 AM (two hours ago)

the team in question is portland, right?

that’s coach spo https://t.co/kLeSyUReIu

— ۟ (@eastsidecovert) March 21, 2024

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— 𝐙 (@homahoops) March 27, 2024

amin elhassan ass form

looks like someone trying to hook a bowling ball but veritcally

love how you can see the weird grooves in some guys brains when they shoot

I don't think I've ever seen a side-armer in hoops before. (Rick Barry might be a submariner?)

might be the worst form ive ever seen

He is 6/25 on FTs for the season. seems not good

now this is the guy the NBA should be investigating

he won't be there long enough to investigate

oh ye of understandably little faith

“You a bitch you a bitch you a bitch, ya moms a bitch ya dads a bitch ya grandmas a bitch” Kelly Oubre Spazzed 😭😭😭😭@cookitup31 https://t.co/eG2GrEoSxi

— 🎃🎃Suga to the Shane🎃🎃 (@SugaShane83) March 28, 2024

lol bro get it together

Kevin Durant on why he’s single. 👀

(Via @KDTrey5 IG) pic.twitter.com/TD0aSGebv2

— NBACentel (@TheNBACentel) March 30, 2024

someone DM him a referral link to betterhelp asap

Just sent that to all my friends haha... an incredible text

I have to use "I have so much energy" somehow.

Kd best nba poster easily

Nikola Jokic nearly hit Cavs coach JB Bickerstaff in the face with this quick outlet pass 😅pic.twitter.com/CyDJwZM7vA

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) March 31, 2024

heyooo

Josh Hart on if he agrees with Doc Rivers that he is the heart of the Knicks:

“I don’t know. He’s the doctor.”

— Fred Katz (@FredKatz) April 7, 2024

got him