Kids say the darndest things

last night during dinner Opal was talking about what our lives must've been like before we were born and she said "You spend all your time sitting on the couch reading a book called 'The Meaning of the Word Sad'" and after we cracked up at that she said "and a book called 'I'm Blue, What Should I Do?"

my kid's been into video games since he was 5 (thank you pandemic) but he's getting to the point where he wants to go beyond Mario stuff. the kids in his class are really into Fortnite and Minecraft and I don't really want him to be into that sort of stuff just yet. he does love sports though and gets really excited about sports arcade games so I was telling him about Madden. and he nodded his head and said "oh so it's like Linebacker Alley 2!!"

"You spend all your time sitting on the couch reading a book called 'The Meaning of the Word Sad'"

this is amazing and hilarious

9yo has 'opened a detective agency' for any mysteries I may have.
He said 'You don't have to pay me anything for detective work, just be nice to me. To me, that's worth about £1.50'

A kinder detective agency if you will

Opal's latest poem. She was proud to say it's her first poem that doesn't rhyme. Even though it sort of does. But I understand what she means.

Still

The clouds are still
The pond is still
My thoughts are still
The rocks are still
The houses are still
My pencil is still
The cars are still
My room is still
My bed is still
My heart is still
The night is still

Wow! She has a knack for it, for sure.

My daughter's (age 13) creative outlet is through her digital art, which I'm not going to share here. Some of it is fan art, but she has a lot of original characters as well. And on more than one occasion, she's told me these complicated stories explaining her art. I've begged her to write them down, but she won't do it. I've even offered to take dictation, just so she can have a record of these creative impulses, but she hasn't taken me up on it. I want her to be able to remember it, just because I know that she barely has any memory of the characters and universes that she created when we would play toys together in her early childhood. I've also tried explaining to her that when she gets older, these stories could serve as a good basis for something to revise and put out there into the world.

Could you record the conversations with her?

Well, it's been a while since she has brought up any of the stories around her art. When she shows me her new characters, I still ask if there is any background. If there is, she hasn't let me in on it. The longest stories that she told me were probably a year or so ago. Maybe I'll ask if she still remembers them and would be comfortable with recording them. Thanks for the suggestion.

Here's Opal's latest poem. I'll stop sharing all of these, it's getting too much. This one she described as her "Shakespeare Poem", we're not sure what she means by that, she's never read Shakespeare or had any read to her, she's only had the plot of Romeo and Juliet described to her. I think she thinks it's deep and uses the word "thee" and thus is Shakespeare. Also note, this is firmly tongue in cheek. She's written some sad ennui-filled stuff in the past, but this is a joke to her for sure, apparently the title is a phrase she repeats over and over again to annoy two of her classmates.

"
Floating in a void of only blank existence
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

I love thee
more than we can see
For "no us" means
nothing and there's always
a new beginning
and we are floating in a void of
blank existence.
Yes my dear, listen and hear.
We are floating in a void in
a void of blank existence.
Floating in a void of blank existence.

-opal
"

Opal's (very good) poem reminds me of:

"This is not about a kingdom which is in the past, but it is about a kingdom called Not, which although it is not, yet is”
— Sun Ra, KINGDOM OF NOT, rec.1956

Which is also good (and also repeated to annoy)

I'm enjoying Opal's poems.

thanks.

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Whereas my 9yo managed to insult the whole of Wales when we were out walking in Cardiff (we live in England) - he saw a sign and said "Why does that sign look like a child typed random letters on a typewriter?" - he wasn't trying to be clever, I think it hadn't occurred to him what the Welsh language looks like, despite having a friend who speaks Welsh with his family...