Any chance to platform Trump as a whiny asshole more outraged about an awards show than atrocities in Ukraine and Gaza is a good thing.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 11 March 2024 14:15 (one month ago) link
it really does make the right upset that virtually nobody famous likes them, that's why people like Aaron Rodgers make up conspiracy theories about Jimmy Kimmel and why people like Kid Rock and the Kevin Sorbo were able to make a second career catering to these idiots (though that does sometimes come at the expense of your first career, as the Dilbert guy found out). maybe the whole Trump thing really is that simple, he was the first household name who actually (pretended to) like them
― frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2024 14:17 (one month ago) link
I knew I should've qualified my sentence! And it was a good line.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2024 14:17 (one month ago) link
It also shows that the George Stephanopoulos interview with Nancy Mace pissed Trump off majorly.
― President Keyes, Monday, 11 March 2024 14:22 (one month ago) link
that interview was horrific, hopefully Stephanopoulos is not the last person to ask why they are so willing to support a rapist
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 11 March 2024 14:27 (one month ago) link
I mean this is a journalist's dream right? Trump has done so many utterly indefensible things, now actual juries are finding him liable so you can't say "its all politics", all you have to do is hold their feet to the fire
― frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2024 14:46 (one month ago) link
Oh, his followers are still saying it's all politics. They will believe he is being persecuted for political reasons even as he is led away in leg irons.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 11 March 2024 14:52 (one month ago) link
it generally seems to be the opposite, holding him accountable is the thing they fear the most, especially if they can't balance it out with similar crimes by the Bidens
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― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 11 March 2024 14:53 (one month ago) link
I think that is what the top brass clearly wants but for individual reporters there's no bigger dream than bringing down a president or presidential candidate
― frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2024 15:00 (one month ago) link
All interviews with politicians should be by Isaac Chotiner
― from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 11 March 2024 15:34 (one month ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXLbfGSB5cs
― scott seward, Monday, 11 March 2024 18:34 (one month ago) link
he's so dumb. and weird.
'zuckerbucks'! that's pretty good
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 11 March 2024 18:36 (one month ago) link
what on earth is he talking about
― tobo73, Monday, 11 March 2024 19:22 (one month ago) link
He just riffs and riffs and riffs with zero concern for making any sense
― tobo73, Monday, 11 March 2024 19:26 (one month ago) link
whatever he's literally saying, his reckless rudeness conveys that he inherited a blessed $400,000,000 and is therefore worth more than almost everyone else who's ever lived, so get on board pro-life sunday church-goers, amen
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 11 March 2024 19:51 (one month ago) link
Wow.. a new low
Trump mocks Biden's stutter. #classy pic.twitter.com/4nzO552DHE— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 9, 2024
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 11 March 2024 22:39 (one month ago) link
That’s an old low
― cozen itt (wins), Monday, 11 March 2024 22:42 (one month ago) link
You really got him, Donnie, ZING
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 11 March 2024 22:43 (one month ago) link
good point:
Writing in The Atlantic, John Hendrickson, who has described himself as a lifelong stutterer, noted, “More than Trump’s ugly taunt, one thing stands out to me about these moments: the sound of Trump’s supporters laughing right along with him. This is a building block of Trumpism. The man at the top gives his followers permission to be the worst version of themselves.”
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 11 March 2024 22:45 (one month ago) link
yeah i don't think a lot of his followers need him to be the worst version of themselves. they are probably good at it all on their own.
― scott seward, Monday, 11 March 2024 22:46 (one month ago) link
well, he got a good laugh out of it, so I'm sure we'll hear plenty more.. he's testing out material
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 11 March 2024 22:52 (one month ago) link
makes it even sadder that he lost by seven million votes to a stutterer ;_;
― mookieproof, Monday, 11 March 2024 23:10 (one month ago) link
i can tell you're lyingcos when you're replying
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 March 2024 23:57 (one month ago) link
Good news, everybody! The usual Trumpian business brilliance has affected an organization that he certainly won't be needing to do anything major in the next few months in particular...
RNC fires dozens of employees after Trump-backed leadership takes over
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 00:01 (one month ago) link
To be replaced by some neo-Nazi teens.
― from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 00:02 (one month ago) link
Trump said: “There’s nobody that’s better, smarter or a better leader than Viktor Orbán. He’s fantastic, he’s a non-controversial figure because he says, ‘This is the way it’s going to be,’ and that’s the end of it. Right? He’s the boss. No, he’s a great leader.”
nothing controversial about autocracy I guess
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 00:28 (one month ago) link
Keep talking, pal, right into jail
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 00:35 (one month ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiyfwZVAzGw
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 00:43 (one month ago) link
he did say that Orbán is a better leader than him, a rare display of humility
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 00:47 (one month ago) link
Yeah Orban the leader of an economy smaller than Alabama.
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 01:20 (one month ago) link
Good advice
Donald Trump’s second White House chief of staff tried to stop him praising Adolf Hitler in part by trying to convince the then president Benito Mussolini, the Italian fascist dictator, was “a great guy in comparison”.
“He said, ‘Well, but Hitler did some good things,’” the retired marines general John Kelly told Jim Sciutto of CNN in an interview for a new book.
“I said, ‘Well, what?’ And he said, ‘Well, (Hitler) rebuilt the economy.’ But what did he do with that rebuilt economy? He turned it against his own people and against the world. And I said, ‘Sir, you can never say anything good about the guy. Nothing. I mean, Mussolini was a great guy in comparison.”
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 18:16 (one month ago) link
Okay that’s a little too on the nose
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:14 (one month ago) link
Pretty canny move on Kelly's part, Trump apes a lot of Mussolini's gestures, whether consciously or unconciously.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:17 (one month ago) link
apes is right
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:20 (one month ago) link
Kind of insulting to Mussolini tbh.
― man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:42 (one month ago) link
"Hitler did some good things" should be immediately answered by "get the fuck out of here."
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:44 (one month ago) link
"Yeah, he killed himself."
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:46 (one month ago) link
what if Trump became a vegetarian in emulation of der fuhrer
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:48 (one month ago) link
what if Trump became a vegetable and Hitler ate him.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:53 (one month ago) link
What if Trump lost one of his balls in emulation of Hitler.
― man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:55 (one month ago) link
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, March 12, 2024 2:17 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I've spent the last eight years waiting for the good people of the USA to aid him in aping Mussolini's ultimate gesture.
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:55 (one month ago) link
His balls are well past their sell by date.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:55 (one month ago) link
So he can afford to lose one.
― man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:56 (one month ago) link
xxp I can't think of anyone (in this country at least) who more richly deserves it.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:56 (one month ago) link
He really is a master aper, all those hours watching The Gorilla Channel paid off.
― henry s, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 20:00 (one month ago) link
One of the great apers
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 20:02 (one month ago) link
People come up to me, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they say, Sir, we have never seen a better aper.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 20:03 (one month ago) link
No it's "Sir, we have never seen a better diaper."
― alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 03:21 (one month ago) link
a wetter diaper
― epistantophus, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 03:45 (one month ago) link